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d'oh! or what I would've said if I'd had a half hour to think about it
ScottFromWyoming
Location: Powell Gender:
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Jun 30, 2022 - 8:44pm
So I was at the grocery store getting some spinach and a pork chop and the checker girl and bag boy are having what you can tell is a running conversation about movies etc. and he's doing a pretty good job imitating some character that I recognize but can't place and she's egging him on and then says "Ooh have you seen 'Lightyear'?" and he gets serious and says "Don't go see that!" She says "why?" and he says because there's a â l e s b i a n kiss in it. She says "why? question mark?" he says you shouldn't go. Why question mark question mark and he says well kids shouldn't go âthey're trying to recruitâ because no kids movie should haveâ a and you well
At this point it's clear he's equal parts afraid she's gay and so won't go out with him and also hoping she is because Beavis. She cocks her head again and he says a word or two like "influence" and "convert" or something and she's all wide-eyed like he thought if she saw two cartoon girls kissing she'd turn lesbian and here's where I did not say "If watching movie people kiss could change your gender identity, you'd be straight!"
Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
Posted:
Sep 15, 2007 - 4:08pm
ptooey
Location: right behind you. no, over there. Gender:
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Sep 15, 2007 - 4:08pm
ScottFromWyoming
Location: Powell Gender:
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Sep 15, 2007 - 3:36pm
Sean-E-Sean
Location: Tk’emlúps te Secwépemc
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Sep 15, 2007 - 2:37pm
katzendogs
Location: Pasadena ,Texas Gender:
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Sep 15, 2007 - 2:34pm
Steve
Location: Around My Corner... and Up Yours Gender:
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Sep 15, 2007 - 2:10pm
ptooey
Location: right behind you. no, over there. Gender:
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Sep 15, 2007 - 1:45pm
maidenindigo
Location: Grassy knoll Gender:
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Sep 15, 2007 - 1:39pm
AliGator
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Sep 15, 2007 - 1:32pm
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Sep 15, 2007 - 1:15pm