Proclivities wrote: It's the beginning of an ARG! 

 geoff_morphini wrote:

Yeah, just in case there was any doubt.

 Proclivities wrote:

So what you are saying is, it might, just might be fake :)

Hello.
It Is my pleasure to write to you, my name is DOCTOR SUSAN CLARK. I’m a medical doctor working with Red Cross organization in YEMEN MILITARY BASE, Am from United Kingdom, my age is 34 year old, I really think we can work together, because I believe one thing in life, No one have ever make it alone, my dear I really need your assistance to help me in your country, but before then, I will like us to know each other very well, Is not easy to be in front war, Is a lot of experience, please always put me in prayer over here, please reply my email anytime you come online thank you and remain blessed.

Hel‌‌‌‌l‌o‌‌ ‌‌my ‌‌‌n‌a‌me‌‌ ‌‌is‌ ‌‌M‌‌a‌r‌g‌a‌‌r‌‌‌e‌‌t‌‌‌‌‌h‌a‌‌‌ ‌Gi‌‌‌‌‌l‌‌‌l‌ig‌‌a‌n‌‌,‌ ‌‌W‌e‌‌‌‌‌ ‌‌t‌r‌‌i‌‌ed ‌‌t‌o‌ ‌‌c‌‌‌‌o‌‌n‌‌‌t‌a‌‌ct‌ y‌‌‌o‌‌u‌ ‌a‌‌‌t‌ y‌‌o‌u‌‌‌‌r‌‌ ‌h‌‌‌‌o‌‌‌‌m‌‌e‌‌ ‌‌‌‌a‌‌n‌‌d‌‌ ‌‌di‌d‌ ‌‌‌‌‌n‌o‌‌t‌ ‌‌‌h‌‌ea‌‌r‌‌‌ ‌b‌‌a‌ck‌‌. ‌‌I‌t‌‌ ‌‌‌l‌‌o‌o‌‌k‌‌s‌‌ ‌li‌k‌‌‌e‌‌ ‌yo‌‌‌ur‌ ‌‌‌‌s‌tud‌‌‌‌‌e‌‌‌n‌t‌‌-‌‌‌‌l‌oa‌‌‌n‌ ‌‌m‌‌a‌‌y ‌b‌e‌ ‌‌‌‌e‌‌‌‌l‌i‌g‌i‌‌‌‌b‌‌‌l‌e‌ ‌‌f‌‌o‌r‌‌‌‌‌‌ ‌t‌‌‌‌he‌‌ ‌‌‌r‌‌e‌‌c‌‌e‌‌n‌t‌‌‌‌‌ ‌‌s‌‌t‌im‌‌u‌l‌‌u‌‌‌s‌ ‌fo‌‌r‌‌‌‌g‌‌‌i‌ve‌n‌‌es‌s ‌and‌‌‌ re‌‌l‌i‌e‌‌‌f‌ ‌‌l‌‌e‌g‌‌i‌s‌‌l‌a‌‌t‌‌‌i‌o‌‌n ‌(‌C‌a‌‌‌r‌‌‌‌e‌s ‌‌A‌‌‌c‌‌‌‌t),‌ ‌‌‌h‌o‌‌‌we‌‌ve‌‌‌r‌ ‌‌‌y‌o‌‌‌‌u‌‌r‌‌ ‌‌‌a‌‌‌pp‌‌l‌‌‌ica‌‌‌tio‌n‌ ‌‌‌d‌o‌‌‌‌e‌‌s ne‌‌e‌d‌‌ ‌‌to b‌‌‌‌e‌ c‌o‌‌‌‌m‌p‌‌l‌‌e‌‌t‌‌‌‌e‌‌‌d‌‌. ‌‌T‌h‌i‌s‌‌ ‌a‌p‌‌pl‌‌‌i‌‌‌e‌‌s‌‌‌‌‌ ‌‌‌t‌‌o‌‌ ‌‌‌‌a‌‌l‌‌l‌ lo‌‌‌a‌‌‌‌n‌‌ ‌st‌‌a‌‌tu‌s‌e‌s‌ ‌i‌‌‌‌n‌‌c‌l‌‌u‌‌di‌‌n‌‌g ‌t‌‌h‌‌‌o‌se loa‌‌n‌‌s‌‌‌‌ ‌‌in‌ ‌d‌‌e‌‌‌faul‌‌t‌‌ a‌‌nd ‌‌g‌‌‌a‌‌rn‌i‌‌‌s‌‌h‌‌m‌e‌‌nt.‌‌ I‌f‌ ‌y‌o‌‌u‌ c‌‌o‌u‌‌‌‌l‌‌‌d‌ ‌‌p‌le‌‌a‌‌s‌‌e‌ ‌‌g‌‌i‌v‌‌‌‌e‌ ‌‌‌y‌‌‌o‌u‌‌‌r‌ ‌d‌edi‌‌‌c‌at‌e‌d‌‌ ‌e‌‌l‌‌ig‌‌‌ib‌i‌‌‌l‌i‌‌t‌‌‌‌‌y‌ ‌‌l‌‌‌i‌‌n‌e‌‌ a‌‌ ‌c‌a‌‌ll ‌a‌‌‌t‌: 86‎6.6‎70.6‎844 ‌‌a‌n‌‌d‌ ‌‌w‌‌‌e ‌‌‌c‌‌a‌‌‌n‌‌‌ h‌a‌‌‌v‌‌e th‌‌‌i‌s ap‌p‌l‌ied ‌i‌‌mm‌e‌‌d‌ia‌‌‌t‌‌e‌‌l‌‌y‌.‌ P‌l‌‌‌‌‌e‌as‌‌e ‌‌be‌‌‌ ‌‌a‌w‌‌a‌r‌‌e‌‌‌ ‌‌t‌‌‌ha‌‌‌‌t‌ ‌t‌‌‌‌h‌‌e‌‌‌‌s‌e‌‌‌‌ ‌‌b‌‌‌en‌‌e‌‌‌f‌‌i‌‌‌t‌‌‌s ‌‌‌‌co‌‌m‌e ‌‌‌on‌‌‌‌ ‌‌‌a‌‌‌‌‌ ‌‌f‌‌ir‌‌‌‌st ‌‌‌c‌ome‌‌‌‌ ‌f‌‌‌‌‌‌i‌‌‌rs‌‌‌‌t‌ ‌‌‌se‌‌r‌‌v‌‌e‌‌ ‌‌b‌‌‌a‌sis‌‌ t‌h‌ou‌gh‌.‌‌‌ ‌P‌‌‌l‌‌e‌a‌‌‌s‌‌e ‌‌m‌‌a‌‌k‌‌‌e‌‌‌‌ ‌s‌‌‌‌‌‌u‌r‌‌e ‌t‌o‌‌ ‌p‌‌r‌‌o‌‌v‌‌i‌‌‌‌d‌‌e‌‌‌‌ ‌‌y‌ou‌‌r ‌‌p‌e‌‌‌r‌s‌o‌nal‌‌ ‌v‌‌a‌l‌‌i‌‌‌‌d‌‌‌at‌i‌‌‌on‌ ‌‌‌‌c‌‌o‌d‌e‌‌ ‌‌#40‌0‌‌6‌2‌‌‌.‌ ‌O‌u‌r‌ ‌‌‌o‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ff‌‌‌i‌ce‌ ‌hours ‌a‌r‌‌‌‌e 8‌‌‌‌a‌‌‌m‌-‌‌5‌‌p‌m‌ ‌(‌‌P‌‌‌‌S‌‌T‌‌‌) ‌‌‌M‌‌‌‌o‌‌n‌‌‌‌d‌ay‌‌-‌‌F‌‌‌‌r‌‌i‌‌d‌‌‌a‌y‌. ‌T‌‌‌‌h‌‌‌‌a‌‌nk‌‌ ‌Y‌‌‌‌o‌u, ‌‌‌Ma‌‌‌r‌‌g‌a‌‌‌re‌‌t‌h‌‌a‌ ‌‌Gi‌l‌‌‌l‌‌i‌‌g‌‌‌‌‌a‌‌n

Aside from that I settled my student loan about 30 years ago, this message intrigued me because when I pasted it in Notepad and then in here it shows that almost every word in this post is coming up as misspelled - underlined in red.   Part of what I do for my job is determine why certain uploads and submissions do not work correctly, and often it is when there are some sort of unrecognized or "illegal" characters in the text.  Usually it's errant commas in a CSV file, but sometimes it is something typed in while having the keyboard layout/language set to an alternate layout.  When I pasted this into MS Word and set it to show hidden characters, it was a bunch of odd characters: â€œZero Width Non-Joiners" and other formatting characters.  It was likely typed or processed with the keyboard set on an alternate (Eastern?) setting.

Interesting time stamp.I guess this is spam for my future self.Hmm-Apple support for Windows?

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Your Password has been Changed

I didn't click to learn what the hey they're talking about but the Subject was
 
Does you funnel look like a chappy bucket?
  
No Idea.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
I wonder how much these guys would pay a writer to put this into actual English....

I'M MRS.MICHELLE OBAMA AND THE CONTENT OF BELLOW MESSAGE IS SIGNED AND APPROVED BY UNITED BANK OF AMERICA.
moreover,in respect of fact the sum of $60million united dollars was  instructed to transfer on your favor through check draft,And i wish to let you

know that every necessary things has been accessed by IMF on the economic  recovery program done by united state embassy in government house of Benin for  victim who lost fund to con African artist ,And you have nothing to be worried

about.

Bellow is the required information i need from you so that the delivery of your  check draft will commence immediately today

Home address:...........................................
Cell phone number:......................................
City:...................................................

We advice you to prohibit any other transaction you are having with an unknown  source to avoid regret there after.And we urge you to comply fast with the  managerial demands so that you can have your legit check book with immediate  effect as instructed from White house(Washington DC)

Thanks and always be bless
Mrs.Michelle Obama
First Lady

 Sean-E-Sean wrote: 
Hah ha, (and more....) Dang! Maybe, I should get rid of my anti-virus software; or, Chrome, so I can laugh at spam. But, right now, it's junk mail accusing Her/Him of getting campaign money from ZYX CAP'(and, who are you?) and the first true L00nie tune Presidential candidate since my Tricky Dick wrist watch.... Poor Dick. 

Whatever you do, don't use spamcop.net. It use to work for me. Hadn't use it for a few years because spam was tolerable. Went back to use it and BAM! Now i get inundated with spam. Time for a new addy.

 bokey wrote: 
Hey!
It snowed in Palm Springs today!!!

Good day and Congratulations!

I am Prince Alwaleed bin Talal from Saudi Arabia, I am the 34th richest man in the world and have decided to donate some of my wealth to 100 lucky beneficiaries around the world. I am pleased to inform you that your email addresses were selected randomly from over 100,000 Internet websites or a shop’s cash invoice around your area in which you might have purchased something from. Using an electronic balloting system, your email address came out as the 20th lucky beneficiary world wide, and you have been approved a donation amount of $1 Million USD credited into a Master Card to be sent to you as my charity support to you and your family. To verify email authenticity, see link:

 Proclivities wrote: 
That two timing hussy.

from "Goodness Sambo":
 

Hello Dear
My name is goodness,In search of one who understands love as trust and
faith rather seeing it as a way of fun, but a mature one with good sense of humor,I got your contact today,i develop interest on you,
I believe we can start from here,Am waiting to hear from you so that i will send you my pictures and further introductions.
kiss from.

Miss goodness

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Been a while since I got one of these:

Dear Sir,

Good day to you and how are you today, I am a boy by name Johnson Ousmane from from Ivory Coast and I am 16 years old and my father is from the group of incubent president Laurent Gbagbo ,

who was captured on 11 April 2011 and detained During the the war my father & my mother was killed during the heat of the war and I was left alone now but now I am looking for some one that will help me transfer the money my father deposited in a bank

with my name as the next of kin and serve as a guardian to me since I am still a tenager.Now I want to tell you that the money is $4.3 Million U.S dollars in the bank here in Abidjan and the covering documents are in my

possesion. I will give you 30% of the money if you help me but you will still take care of me by investing my own share with your name in your country while I further my education.

If you know that you will help me then kindly reply me my private email address john_ousmane@yahoo.fr so that I will direct you to the bank.

Thanking you and I am waiting for your response.

Master Johnson Ousmane.

Grammar and format as received.

If I even had a Facebook account I might get my hopes up, but since I don't. . . .
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BABE. . . i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
garbage and keeps freezing. . anyways how u been?

In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana. . we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
I think u deleted me :( haha. . anyways guess what. . . I got 2 things to
tell u. . both good news. . 1) im single now. . yup me and my bf broke up
about 3 months ago. . . and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
U. . lol. . . ur actually the only person im gonna know there. . well 3
cousins too but i cant chill with them lol. .
I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
can HAHA! im kinda scared to move. . im hoping this email addy is still
the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there. . maybe even
help me move my shit in. . . are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
soo confused. . . anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
take me out so u better be around bebe. . .
we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
better when i was single. . a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt
tell u cause i wasnt single lol. . . ok so more info about me. . well im
23. . virgo. . love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for
drinks, restaurants, movies etc. . travel. . i have a lil kitty named
BOO and i luv her to death. . . uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but
every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all
that. . love sex etc blah blah blah. . . who doesnt. .

I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get
there enxt week. . i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent
married yet lol. . OH YA also. . i need to find a job when i get there. .

do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar
or osmehting like that. . . really anythgin cause my current job is fun
and all. . and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change. . i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
meeting people. . oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
did? hmm shud i. . . . . . ? ? ? ? ok WELLLL. . . and dont get all weirded out
on me. . i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA. . . BOMB right :)? I KNOW. . like i
figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play
with myself heheh. . . anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO
THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol. . . i actually need help
once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out. . . . like i
said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON
STOP. . ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol. .

ANYWAYS. . heres the deal. . . . every month natalie (my boss) gives each
of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want. . so with this code u
can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
everyone else. . . the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
USE IT FOR URSELF. . . i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER. . . i figured u cud
always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
login half the time. . so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room. . .

if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out. . but
remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U. . I TRUST
U. . . im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move. .
also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I
really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern
remember me hahha. . anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now. . im gonna go start work. . i
really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
stress about the move. . . REALLY i mean that. . . . anyways once i see u in
insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours. . if u dont

wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
now days. . if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now. . but im hopign
to see u in my chat room. . rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
gonna give u. . just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha. . . k babe im out
for now. . . chat ya soon. . kisses xoxo Adriana