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Location: esse quam videri
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 26, 2009 - 12:51pm

Aug. 3, 186- brite and fair. the fellers played a pretty mean trick on
me tonite. they played it on Nibby Hartwel last nite. Nibby is visiting
his aunt and comes from the city and is pretty green like most folks
from the city. you see if i hadent got sent to bed becaus Cele told on
me i wood have been there and seen them play it on Nibby. well last nite
all the fellers was out. Whack and Boog and Pozzy and Pewt and Beany and
Nipper and Cawcaw and Pile and Chick and Micky and Pricilla and Fatty.
Nibby he was there too. they wanted to play lead the old blind horse
to water and i was to be the blind horse. they said they had some fun
playing it the nite before, that was when they played it on Nibby but i
dident know that. Well you blindfole a feller and give him a rope and
a swich and the other fellers get on the other end of the rope and the
feller nearest you has a bell and rings it and you pull and if you can
pull him up to you, you can paist time out of him with your swich, only
if you pull off your blindfole all the fellers can paist time out of
you. Well they blindfoled me and hollered ready and i began to yank and
pull and the feller rung his bell and he came pretty hard at first but
i kept yanking and bimeby he come so quick that i nearly fell over back
wards and i felt him and grabed him and began to paist time out of him
when he grabed away my swich and began to paist me, and that wasent fair
and i pulled off my blindfole and who do you suppose it was, well it was
Wiliam Perry Molton and he was mad. they had tied me to his door bell
and i had yanked out almost ten feet of wire. when i saw who it was
gosh i began to holler and he stoped licking me. i gess he never licked
anyone before because he dident know just how to lay it on. well when
he found out how it was he let me go but he said he shood have to do
something about the boys distirbing him so. it was a pretty mean trick
to play on a feller. we are going to try and play it on Pop Clark
tomorrow nite.

Aug. 4. brite and fair. me and Hiram Mingo had a race today to see
whitch cood swim the furtherest under water. i beat him easy. he can
lick me but i can beat him swiming.


Henry A. Shute
jagdriver

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Location: Now in Lobster Land
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 24, 2009 - 11:05am

 Welly wrote:




 
I now have to make this into an e-mail blast for everyone I know while I listen to RP and read the forum posts. Then maybe make some photocopies to distribute, too, while I listen to my MP3 player..........

Welly

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Location: Lotusland
Gender: Female


Posted: Nov 24, 2009 - 10:56am




oldviolin

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Location: esse quam videri
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 24, 2009 - 7:39am

The
Line
Formed
On
The
Sand
From
Where
Waves
Feathered
The
Shore
Are
Littered
With
Bits
Of
Haste
And
Waste
And
The
Broken
Shells
Of
Broken
Animals
At
Once
Bathed
In
Foam
And
Salt
And
Silent
Screams
Of
Meaning
And
The
Ears
And
Eyes
Of
Innocent
Children
Yearning
To
Be
Free
Of
Boundaries
Under
The
Sun
And
Within
The
Music
Of
The
Night
Echoing
Off
The
Open
Sky
And
Reaching
Down
To
The
Bottom
Of
An
Empty
Well
Called
The
Ocean
Of
Denial

b
 


Manbird

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Location: ? ? ?
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 23, 2009 - 11:20am

  
 
 
 

 

"If my mom asks you how I lost my eye, tell her my cheese rocket exploded."
 
 
 
 
 
   

 



BillJ

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Location: just far enough away from NYC
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 16, 2009 - 11:57am


oldviolin

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Location: esse quam videri
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 15, 2009 - 1:56pm



PART 1:
"And then the day came, when the risk to remain tight
in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to Blossom." -Anais Nin


PART 2:
Esse Quam Videri




Manbird

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Location: ? ? ?
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 14, 2009 - 5:05pm

 

Yesterday was quite a day. I woke up early to the sound of gay
mariachis strumming and singing outside my window. As I dressed 
in my usual hounds-tooth suit, paisley neru shirt with powder blue 
silk cravat, I realized with a start that it was Pineturk Tuesday.
I mounted my rusted pogo stick awkwardly as the 138 pounds of 
mountain climbing gear on my back unbalanced me and I set off 
bouncing my way to the theatre. I stopped for truffles and tea at 
the local union hall as do many of the unemployed grave diggers 
then played a couple quick jigs and reels on my bagpipes at the 
local retirement home for elderly and indigent bull fighters. 
Minding my own business is what I do best but when some 
toothless old matador offends me thusly; " I don't know which 
of Newton's three laws of motion keeps your ears apart, señor
and, to me, you are quite asexual!" why, I prefer to rely on my 
own mettle, I dare say, so I grabbed the elderly cabron by the
huevos and pulled out his ear hairs till he cried
"Bologna! That's a spicy meatball!" 
  
 
I finally arrived at the synagogue with a newly shaven head and huge, 
silver icicles swinging from my beard just in time to attend a meeting 
with the local baptist minister, both of his wives and their respective 
cattle and fish slurry manufacturing representatives, a tough and unruly 
bunch, who were extremely impressed with the quality of my dental 
work and my ability to fart the alphabet backwards. 
Later that morning a tornado caused the electricity to go out and we were 
forced to read the The Iliad by candlelight by a busload of civil war 
reenactment characters who were on a gambling junket to Reno and 
were quite drunk but, fortunately for us, quite horny to say the least. 
By lunchtime I was quite done in and sauntered out back to have a bit
of a lie down in the shrubs with some homeless fellows who were quite 
enthusiastic about corduroy pantaloons, wide wale, mind you.
I must have been exhausted because I awoke, not an hour later or even 
later that evening but this morning! when I stood and stretched, I noticed 
my reversible briefs felt strangely tight and upon further excavation, 
I found someone - or something - had filled my knickers with silver 
dollars and weetabix cereal! Now, the weetabix I can totally understand 
but... why, Dear God, why silver dollars? 
   
 
 
 
  
   

 

 




oldviolin

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Location: esse quam videri
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 14, 2009 - 4:53pm


black321

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Location: An earth without maps
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 13, 2009 - 1:01pm

 oldviolin wrote:


 



I had one of those, in blue...that bike was indestructible.
oldviolin

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Location: esse quam videri
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 13, 2009 - 11:59am


oldviolin

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Location: esse quam videri
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 12, 2009 - 9:03am


cookinlover

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Location: Auckland, New Zealand (former Boston native and Atlanta transplant)
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 9, 2009 - 6:43pm


oldviolin

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Location: esse quam videri
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 9, 2009 - 6:11pm


Manbird

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Location: ? ? ?
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 9, 2009 - 4:01pm

  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
   

betterdaze

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Location: Here.
Gender: Female


Posted: Nov 8, 2009 - 1:45pm

The child awakens to a universe.
The mind of the child
to a world of wonder.
Imagination to a world of beauty.
Emotions to a world of intimacy.
It takes a universe
To make a child, both
In outer form and inner
Spirit. It takes
A universe to educate
A child, a universe
To fulfill a child.
Each generation presides over
The meeting of these two in
The succeeding generation.
So that the child is fulfilled
In the universe
And the universe is fulfilled
In the child.
While the stars ring out
in the heavens!
- Thomas Berry
HazzeSwede

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Location: Hammerdal
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 8, 2009 - 3:55am

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schtan

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Location: culver city CA


Posted: Nov 7, 2009 - 10:09pm

heh heh , daddy prolly remembert wat e did when a youngin
oldviolin

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Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 7, 2009 - 10:06pm

Mar. 29, 186- The toads has come out. fine warm day. me and Potter
Gorham have been ketching toads this afternoon. they sit in the pudles
and peep. folks think it is frogs but most of it is toads. Potter got
23 and i got 18. tonite i put my toads in a box in the kitchen after the
folks went to bed. in the night they all got out of the box and began to
hop round and peep mother heard it and waked father and they lissened.
when i waked up father was coming threw my room with a big cane and a
little tin lamp. he had put on his britches and was in his shirt tale,
and i said, what are you going to lick me for now i havent done nothing
and he said, keep still there is some one down stairs and mother said
dont go down George and father said, lissen i can hear him giving a
whistle for his confedrit, i will jump in and give him a whack on the
cokonut. i had forgot all about the toads and you bet i was scart. well
father he crep down easy and blowed out his lite and opened the door
quick and jest lammed round with his club. then i heard him say what in
hell have i stepped on, bring a lite here. then i though of the toads
and you bet i was scarter than before, mother went down with a lite and
then i heard him say, i will be cussed the whole place is ful of toads.
then mother said did you ever. and father said he never did, and it was
some more of that dam boys works and he yelled upstairs for me to come
down and ketch them. so i went down and caught them and put them out all
but 2 that father had stepped on and they had to be swep up. then all
the folks came down in their nitegounds and i went up stairs lively and
got into bed and pulled the clothes round me tite, but it dident do
enny good for father came up and licked me. he dident lick me very hard
becaus i gess he was glad it wasent a berglar and if it hadent been for
me it might have been berglars insted of toads.

Henry A. Shute
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