Yes, that's fair enough- I suspect it's easier the other way round as learning to do stuff right handed is often quicker.  However he was a local- farm worker driving a large 4 people cab truck. 

you are not required to turn your brain off when you turn your satnav on

Prognosis before diagnosis is malpractice.

Medical maxim: All bleeding eventually stops.

If you want blood, you can suck on my shredded pinky...  (it's still bleeding)

I vant to suck your life energy!

Gah! Quit being such a freakin emotional vampire. 

Or every prima donna WR out there and there are a lot of them! Don't know what it is about that position! Thank God for Andre Johnson and Larry Fitzgerald who prove that you can be an awesome talent without being such a pain in the ass!!!!

Message to our electrician.

Those comments you made a couple of years ago about not really needing all those phone sockets live if using portable phones now make sense. 

Why the hell did you think I wanted (and paid for) phone sockets in several rooms if I didn't want to be able to use them.  I assumed a while that maybe the one in the study wasn't working right.  Now I realise that NONE of the sockets is live except the original ones.  For heavens sake. I guess I now need to get someone to get them operational. 

Sometimes I feel like the little brother who's standing in the endzone screaming "I'm Open, Throw It To Me!!"

A message to those here who still think LGF (one of my faves) is a hate site.  Read this.

There's also a message embedded in there for all RP forum users.  I'll leave it for you to discern what that message is for yourselves.