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oldviolin
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Dec 10, 2010 - 4:13pm |
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"Hello, this is Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. Did you know that the majority of all dead people are Jewish? That's right. So if you persecute Jews when you're alive, boy are you going to get it...when you're dead."
Written By John Belushi and Brian Doyle-Murray Performed by Harvey Friedberg and Gilda Radner From National Lampoon Gold Turkey
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Proclivities
Location: Paris of the Piedmont Gender:
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Dec 9, 2010 - 12:50pm |
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"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bulls*it." - Mel Brooks
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Manbird
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Dec 8, 2010 - 10:31am |
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“Today marks a lot of tragedy. … Tragedy comes in threes, Pearl Harbor, Elizabeth Edwards’s passing and Barack Obama’s announcement of extending the tax cuts, which is good, but also extending the unemployment benefits.”
- Christine O’Donnell
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Proclivities
Location: Paris of the Piedmont Gender:
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Sep 8, 2010 - 12:40pm |
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table — there's nothing wrong with them but it's hard to stop thinking about it. - Garrison Keillor
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Proclivities
Location: Paris of the Piedmont Gender:
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Aug 8, 2009 - 9:05am |
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen
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jadewahoo
Location: Puerto Viejo, Costa Rica Gender:
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Aug 7, 2009 - 9:49pm |
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manbirdexperiment wrote:"The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,'
She said that 4 times? Has her level of productivity improved? Is Obama's Death Panel something akin to the Death Star? Or would it fit on my Woody?
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Xeric
Location: Montana Gender:
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Aug 7, 2009 - 7:59pm |
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ScottFromWyoming wrote: A former governor and one-time VP candidate.
Okay. . . . seems an odd post from someone who surely seems to be among those who'd benefit from some sort of government-run insurance program. . . . (Like me, at many times in my life. Not meaning to rub anybody the wrong way, here. Just don't get it. Shall we see just how far afield this thread can get? ) EDIT: Okay, NOW I get it—AND think it's funny! Sheesh.
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Manbird
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Aug 7, 2009 - 7:58pm |
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Xeric wrote:Odd comedy, there, Rob. By whom? Sarah Palin - One of my favorites.
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ScottFromWyoming
Location: Powell Gender:
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Aug 7, 2009 - 7:56pm |
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Xeric wrote:Odd comedy, there, Rob. By whom?
A former governor and one-time VP candidate.
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katzendogs
Location: Pasadena ,Texas Gender:
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Aug 7, 2009 - 7:53pm |
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Coaxial wrote:
He was talking about his arrest in Florida...They found 7/8ths of a gram of marijuana in my bag...I don't know about you but when I have 7/8ths of a gram of marijuana, I'm out of marijuana...
I'll miss him.
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Xeric
Location: Montana Gender:
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Aug 7, 2009 - 7:52pm |
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Odd comedy, there, Rob. By whom?
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Manbird
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Aug 7, 2009 - 7:50pm |
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"The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,'
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Manbird
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Aug 7, 2009 - 7:50pm |
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"The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,'
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Manbird
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Aug 7, 2009 - 7:50pm |
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"The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,'
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Manbird
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Aug 7, 2009 - 7:49pm |
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"The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,'
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Coaxial
Location: Comfortably numb in So Texas Gender:
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Aug 7, 2009 - 7:24pm |
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Hairfarmer wrote:Ron White on an Atlanta morning show:
Ron - "Well, I live in California. I'm legal there. I'm a registered medical marijuana patient." DJ - "What condition do you have?" Ron - "I get reeaally depressed... when I run out of weed."
He was talking about his arrest in Florida...They found 7/8ths of a gram of marijuana in my bag...I don't know about you but when I have 7/8ths of a gram of marijuana, I'm out of marijuana...
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Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
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Aug 7, 2009 - 7:17pm |
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ptooey wrote:“I think a rotisserie is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens. It’s a strange piece of machinery . . . We will take the chicken, kill it, impale it, and then rotate it. And I’ll be damned if I’m not hungry! Because spinning chicken carcasses make my mouth water! I like dizzy chicken. With a side of potatoes of some sort.”
- Mitch Hedberg
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oldviolin
Location: esse quam videri Gender:
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Aug 7, 2009 - 7:06pm |
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"If either the right wing or the left wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles." Pat Paulsen
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NoEnzLefttoSplit
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May 10, 2009 - 2:43pm |
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smokinsean wrote:"I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth."
-Bill hicks
There's a great cartoon from Leunig (who is internet averse to say the least so I can't find it anywhere) two beggars on a street corner, one on each side of the building. The first has a sign saying "I'm blind" and a cup out for loose change the other has a sign saying, "I can see".
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ptooey
Location: right behind you. no, over there. Gender:
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May 10, 2009 - 2:43pm |
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“I think a rotisserie is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens. It’s a strange piece of machinery . . . We will take the chicken, kill it, impale it, and then rotate it. And I’ll be damned if I’m not hungry! Because spinning chicken carcasses make my mouth water! I like dizzy chicken. With a side of potatoes of some sort.”
- Mitch Hedberg
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