Welly wrote: 

I thought it was toilet paper, but you know, Brits are a bit strange with things like that.

 hobiejoe wrote: 

it used to be romantic then, waking up the hay bales and trudging back into town..

 hobiejoe wrote: 
What's andrex?

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote: 
Nothing like living past glories

 hobiejoe wrote: 

JEalous!!!! I'm going to bed. I've set the alarm for 4.. I thought it was only students who lived like this.

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote: 
You carry on mate! I'm finishing work now, just turfed the last two out, and have treated myself to some of Jimmy Tsangs finest chilli chicken wings and garlic & chilli noodles. (I have a deal with the local taxi firm)
 
 
And yes, the Andrex is in the fridge

ah.. that's better. What you want a translation?

No worries.

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote: 
Sommelier! A crate of Brown Ale for M'sieur NoEnz.

 triskele wrote: 

wassat?

 hobiejoe wrote: 

and another page

and another page

and another bloody page

I feel like Mr. Creosote except it's not wafer thins they're feeding me.

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote: 

und?

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote: 
.....and don't you have some work to do?

and

 triskele wrote: 

lol

hematuna

Ginormous is a huge pain in my butt.

"good to go" should be retired permanently.

"low hanging fruit"

medalling

misremember