Radio Paradise

Posted: Feb 16, 2018 - 6:35am
For those who still have a landline and still use answering machines ... If you can set it to answer after more than 4 rings, you will get fewer annoying robo calls. Most stop if there is no answer after 4 rings. They assume that there is no answering machine and will not leave a message.

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Posted: Feb 14, 2018 - 10:01am

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Posted: Feb 13, 2018 - 3:02pm
You don't want to end up like Bonnie and Clyde

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Posted: Feb 9, 2018 - 3:56am

Â sdwright wrote:

If I am not for myself who will be for me? Yet, if I am for myself only, what am I?
Say very little and do as much as you can, and receive all with a cheerful face.
We can not explain either the suffering of the righteous nor the glee of the wicked.
Be careful of politicians.And those who would put them forward.
Be happy with what you have and who you are.

Â oldviolinÂ wrote:

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Tell me more about this premise

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That is really good stuff, during a rough period in my life I ripped out a piece of notebook paper quite unevenly and wrote in crayon "Be thank for what you do have" and in my crude style drew some white fluffy clouds, a sun and a blue backdrop. Taped it to my lamp on my nightstand by the alarm clock and it was the first thing I saw in the morning and last before slumber. This is as good as gets for good advice to be sure. Thank you, I steal now.

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Posted: Feb 8, 2018 - 7:59pm

sdwright wrote:

To be completely honest, there's no glee used in the parables... I took editorial liberties. :)

oldviolin wrote:

Wsdwright wrote:

oldviolin wrote:

Tell me more about this premise

That's a worthy mantra for sure. I was curious about the use of the word 'premise' but I see you deleted a couple of posts so it's all good. I think I understand your point.

So are you saying that I used a pun in an affront to biblical idioms?

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Posted: Feb 4, 2018 - 4:41pm

Wsdwright wrote:

oldviolin wrote:

Tell me more about this premise

That's a worthy mantra for sure. I was curious about the use of the word 'premise' but I see you deleted a couple of posts so it's all good. I think I understand your point.

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Posted: Feb 3, 2018 - 7:07pm
sdwright wrote: Tell me more about this premise

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Posted: Feb 3, 2018 - 5:54pm
sdwright wrote: 1712 × 1121 - theodysseyonline.com Rich men notwithstanding

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Posted: Feb 3, 2018 - 5:36pm
Antigone wrote: On a camel ... Wait. Is that some kind of hump joke?

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Posted: Feb 3, 2018 - 5:30pm
oldviolin wrote: While threading through the eye of a needle... On a camel ...

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Posted: Feb 3, 2018 - 5:26pm
sdwright wrote: And the speed at which you travel. islander wrote: Proportional to your rate of travel. While threading through the eye of a needle...

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Posted: Feb 3, 2018 - 4:26pm
oldviolin wrote: Rotate your tires Proportional to your rate of travel.

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Posted: Feb 3, 2018 - 8:13am
Foster placid witness to your own burgeoning heart

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Posted: Feb 3, 2018 - 7:35am
Rotate your tires

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Posted: Feb 3, 2018 - 7:18am
Antigone wrote: Hey! D'oh!

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Posted: Feb 3, 2018 - 6:37am
Proclivities wrote: Don't run with bagpipes - you might put out your aye or possibly get kilt. Hey! Antigone wrote (in What Makes You Laugh?):

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Posted: Feb 3, 2018 - 4:21am

ScottFromWyoming wrote:

I get all my weather predictions from the Farmer's Almanac.

I had an ex-coworker who was a big believer in the Farmer's Almanac's weather prediction. Lately (at the time) we had been getting days where it would start snowing and then change to rain in the afternoon and he was bragging to someone at work that the FA had predicted that. Well, it was March and I hated to break it to him but I just had to tell him, "That's what usually happens in the spring". Should have seen the dirty look he gave me.

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Posted: Feb 2, 2018 - 10:30am
Don't run with bagpipes - you might put out your aye or possibly get kilt.

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