I went out to sweep the driveway, and found ducks on it. (We live a couple of hundred yards from a pond they like.) I gave them a couple of pieces of old bread. Now they won't go away. Damn ducks.

 OlderThanDirt wrote: 
Really, most of them have nos sense of humor. That's why they are so funny.

I was outside today, looked up and saw the upper half of a cat's head peering over the neighbor's roof ridge at me.  All black with yellow eyes.  I called L to come and look, commented that he thinks we can't see him.  Then said, "That's funny!"  At that, the cat's ears went back and he turned around and disappeared.

Cats don't like to be laughed at.

 Manbird wrote: 

probably

 Coaxial wrote: 
because you peck the shiny foil top off the milk bottles on people's porches and drink the cream? 

What a farkin' magpie I've become.

Times Square, which has become a caricature of itself. 

Staccato lightning 6:30 am

 BillJ wrote: 

A juvee bald eagle in the poplar near the Park'n'Ride, accompanied by a watchful crow.

 Sean-E-Sean wrote: 
booties with tassles? 

...the neighbor w/the tight pants and the booties w/tassles...what is up w/that?...

 Manbird wrote: 

I appreciate that facebook asks you if this isn't the Bob Neophron Perconopterus that you were looking for.

 dionysius wrote: 
They're all vultures! They will eat your wallet while you're buying a coconut ice and you'll never know what bit you!

 Manbird wrote: 
I love Greek people from Nepal! Especially the Communists. And the vultures.

 dionysius wrote: 
I believe he's from Nepal. 

 Manbird wrote: 

Is he Greek? I like Greek people.

Bob Neophron Perconopterus

 romeotuma wrote: 
Minishiner.