Beaker wrote: 
No sense of humor, little Beaker?

 marquemarx wrote: 
Yep, as long as they see the bulge of all those folded singles in your pocket as you walk in the door.

 marquemarx wrote: 
Well, sure, but you have to pay them.

I'm telling you, there are millions of lonely middle aged ladies out there who want to get laid. Go make them happy.

And you know what so good about a middle aged lady?

They don't yell
They don't tell
They don't swell and
They're grateful as hell!

 marquemarx wrote: 
That's right. Believe me, just show up in a room where there is dancing, for example, and they will be all over you.

 Servo wrote: 
...Other people's money.

 Umberdog wrote: 
Spending.

Every time I read the title of this thread I wonder if there's anything else Republicans are good at.

 marquemarx wrote: 
post a photo or it didn't happen. well it never happened because although they may have said that, moms and aunts don't count.

 katzendogs wrote: 
Oh, Katz, you tease.

 winter wrote: 
Oh puhleez. I would call you toots anytime!

 marquemarx wrote: 
wow.  just wow.

 marquemarx wrote: 
So not one post after suggesting Katzendogs was having gay sex (as if it were a bad thing), you're calling me "toots" - while defending your right to call me "honey" and utterly ignoring everything else I said.  

 supersport77 wrote: 
Not if BOTH of you understand that's all you're BOTH after up front.

 supersport77 wrote: 
For some reason that reminds me of Homer Simpson's toast: "Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and the solution to all life's problems!"

getting laid... There is such a long list of otherwise sensible men who have seriously damaged themselves and lots of innocent bystanders getting laid.
Myself included of course. At 61 I can take a wise mans advice who once told me, "It takes a hell of a woman to beat no woman at all." No offense to you ladies you are all wonderful creatures. It's the getting laid part that screws things up every time.

 Servo wrote: 
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 hippiechick wrote: 
That's the problem.  I never had to try in that area.  The way it used to work, I'd be sitting there minding my own business, some woman would come up and say "we're in a relationship."  And I'd say "whatever you say boss..."

 imnotpc wrote: 
No offense, I am happy for you.

Yes, it's been a challenge. I got divorced in 03 when I found out the old man was fooling around, and lived on my own for about 6 yrs, then I lost everything...again.

 hippiechick wrote: 
That must make your situation all the more difficult. I'm sorry. I was making a joke and wasn't thinking.

 marquemarx wrote: 
Oh, yeah.  If I lived in a platinum house and drove a platinum car, they'd be full of platinum blondes!