Nice try Lord Lushinburough, but this joint's a gold mine and we ain't on the chopping block.  I just rented a nice brownstone down the street and it took me two months to (mostly) train the dragons.  We ain't goin' no place!  Nice jacket though, love the suede patch elbows and the floppy cap.  Want a beer? 

*scratches that one off her menu*

 
No ticky no laundry, prune butt.  Ya gotta drink the beers first.  You drink one, I mark it off your own personal little menu.  Rules are rules.  

no. this is a 'Mercan establishment. never mind that virtually everything in the place is made in China, Ireland or Scotland.

thanks!

choc basement brew, comin up!

I want some Choc, the place is in Oklahoma.

What?  You want something else?  Founders Breakfast Stout?  Old Dirty Bastard? 

I want some Choc, the place is in Oklahoma.

What?  You want something else?  Founders Breakfast Stout?  Old Dirty Bastard? 

Sorry. I was just taking in the ambiance.

What?  You want something else?  Founders Breakfast Stout?  Old Dirty Bastard? 

Mac'n'Jack amber, please?

Wait....

We have pickled jalapeño eggs.  Whatever the bet was I'll go double or nothing.

Hi, my name is Andy and I represent HJ Investments Inc.
 
We've recently completed a reverse equity demurely leveraged upscaling of our liquor based portfolio, and as a result of our thorough review of our recent aquisitions, carried out by the industry standard of a spotty herbert with an online MBA from one of the lesser known business colleges - although we'll still be charging your profit centre at $500 an hour.
 
As a result of which I'm pleased to say that you and your management team (hi girls ) are being promoted to our flagship location in Sunny Englandshire!

Hi, my name is Andy and I represent HJ Investments Inc.
 
We've recently completed a reverse equity demurely leveraged upscaling of our liquor based portfolio, and as a result of our thorough review of our recent aquisitions, carried out by the industry standard of a spotty herbert with an online MBA from one of the lesser known business colleges - although we'll still be charging your profit centre at $500 an hour.
 
As a result of which I'm pleased to say that you and your management team (hi girls ) are being promoted to our flagship location in Sunny Englandshire!

Hi, my name is Andy and I represent HJ Investments Inc.
 
We've recently completed a reverse equity demurely leveraged upscaling of our liquor based portfolio, and as a result of our thorough review of our recent aquisitions, carried out by the industry standard of a spotty herbert with an online MBA from one of the lesser known business colleges - although we'll still be charging your profit centre at $500 an hour.
 
As a result of which I'm pleased to say that you and your management team (hi girls ) are being promoted to our flagship location in Sunny Englandshire!

What in the name of aunt Hattie's goat is going on here?  Why is the pig still running around in the back yard and has anybody seen the donkey?  I need it to pack a couple kegs of Guinness into the cooler.  Red, please stop trying on Triskele's toe rings and sterilize the clean beer mugs, not melt them, just sterilize them this time.  Those things a four bucks a piece.  Triskele, the guy in booth 4 is bitching about dragon scales on his cheeseburger and he want's another Shiner's.  Lily, here's another bottle of wine. Ditty, you stay in that hot tub much longer and "pruney" won't be be enough to discribe your butt.  Still no salsa?  Crap.  Beez's shift starts in a couple hours so about the time that guy pounding Jeager hits his stride she'll be needing to toss him in the bunk room for a couple hours.  Jeez, I need a beer.