Google jogger kangaroo and up come gruesome stories of joggers who have beaten up badly by 'roos.
A bloke I worked with wasn't exactly beaten up by a kanga but one collided with him when he was orienteering and bruised him pretty badly. I think the roo got off worse,though.
I suppose by next year, they will be passe and we we need a new bird to amuse us. My vote will be for the Australian Crow who's call sounds like it is the throws of orgasm.
I imagine it is like eating a gallah. The old time instructions for cooking a gallah are to put it in a pot with a rock and fill with water. Put it over the fire to boil and when the rock is soft the gallah is done
This year the league finally allowed a single AFL footy match on Good Friday, after much opposition from the Catholic church. I couldn't find out if it was always allowed on Sunday.
The park near the house I grew up in sprouted a sign a couple decades ago, "No Baseball." I thought it was because of broken windows but it was noise... kids shouting and having fun. But there's a baseball diamond across the street, so I don't know what the real issue was. Sign's gone now, but I like to imagine kids in the neighborhood playing softball, wiffleball, kickball, whack-bat... anything but baseball.
Whoever put up ^^^this sign anticipated such shenanigans.
Nothing to add, I just wanted to note that shenanigans is currently one of my favorite words.
The park near the house I grew up in sprouted a sign a couple decades ago, "No Baseball." I thought it was because of broken windows but it was noise... kids shouting and having fun. But there's a baseball diamond across the street, so I don't know what the real issue was. Sign's gone now, but I like to imagine kids in the neighborhood playing softball, wiffleball, kickball, whack-bat... anything but baseball.
Whoever put up ^^^this sign anticipated such shenanigans.
I suppose by next year, they will be passe and we we need a new bird to amuse us. My vote will be for the Australian Crow who's call sounds like it is the throws of orgasm.
I suppose by next year, they will be passe and we we need a new bird to amuse us. My vote will be for the Australian Crow who's call sounds like it is the throws of orgasm.
