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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 4:08pm
lily34 wrote: and you forgot the one about kathy griffin. Oh, right. 11. Will you please get Kathy Griffin to shut the f*ck up? Also Joan Rivers. Seriously. This is a deal-breaker. Like getting security to quit throwing me out of the debate.

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 4:06pm

winter wrote:

Hmm. I think I can narrow it down to ten (not counting Manbird's excellent question below):

How many photos of your naughty bits Tweeted to inappropriate persons is too many? Followup: what if some are kinda blurry?
Under your administration, how many Shaolin monks to the bushel?
The "Titanic" sank, and a lot of people died under very cold and stupid conditions. What are you going to do about it?
Define "commercial trans-zygotic telemorphic bi-phasing" as discussed in the Magna Carta.
Think fast! Two plus Paul Revere equals ...?
Suppose bin Laden were still alive. Only this time he's hiding at Disneyland, and he's roaming around the park delighting children in one of those Mickey Mouse costumes. When he's off-duty he's hiding in an impregnable fortress guarded by fifty Death Stars and a million million robot ninja Jedi vampires from Krypton. So the only time he's vulnerable is when he's at work. Which would be less likely to damage your party's chances in future elections by traumatizing young voters-to-be: the classic SEAL Team 6 triple-tap, or a laser-guided smart bomb?
How many pocket knives have you owned?
Tell us what the meaning of "is" is. Do it now! NOW, damn your stupid eyes!
In what way have your policies on Darfur, Somalia, and Yemen been influenced by the cast of "Jersey Shore"?
Why should Commie degenerate elitists vote for you?

and you forgot the one about kathy griffin.

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 4:04pm

Hmm. I think I can narrow it down to ten (not counting Manbird's excellent question below):

How many photos of your naughty bits Tweeted to inappropriate persons is too many? Followup: what if some are kinda blurry?
Under your administration, how many Shaolin monks to the bushel?
The "Titanic" sank, and a lot of people died under very cold and stupid conditions. What are you going to do about it?
Define "commercial trans-zygotic telemorphic bi-phasing" as discussed in the Magna Carta.
Think fast! Two plus Paul Revere equals ...?
Suppose bin Laden were still alive. Only this time he's hiding at Disneyland, and he's roaming around the park delighting children in one of those Mickey Mouse costumes. When he's off-duty he's hiding in an impregnable fortress guarded by fifty Death Stars and a million million robot ninja Jedi vampires from Krypton. So the only time he's vulnerable is when he's at work. Which would be less likely to damage your party's chances in future elections by traumatizing young voters-to-be: the classic SEAL Team 6 triple-tap, or a laser-guided smart bomb?
How many pocket knives have you owned?
Tell us what the meaning of "is" is. Do it now! NOW, damn your stupid eyes!
In what way have your policies on Darfur, Somalia, and Yemen been influenced by the cast of "Jersey Shore"?
Why should Commie degenerate elitists vote for you?

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 3:48pm
I would ask them this: "Can you microwave a liberal democrat so hot that you yourself cannot eat it?"

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 3:29pm
cc_rider wrote: Yeah, I saw the drinking game rules too. Players would be dead from alcohol poisoning in about five minutes. Ugh. I think that drinking game is printed on the inside of all Budweiser cartons.

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 3:25pm
jadewahoo wrote: Skaterella wrote: wtf????? As in... WhoTheFck* cares? Witches, thugs, felons

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 3:25pm
hippiechick wrote: If every time one of them say Obamacare, you hit yourself in the head, you will be dead before half time. Yeah, I saw the drinking game rules too. Players would be dead from alcohol poisoning in about five minutes. Ugh.

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 3:24pm
If every time one of them say Obamacare, you hit yourself in the head, you will be dead before half time.

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 3:21pm
jadewahoo wrote: Skaterella wrote: wtf????? As in... WhoTheFck* cares? Wackos Torturing Facts? Why Tabulate Fallacies? Worldweary Turnip Farmers? Way-out Talking Fatheads? ...

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 3:05pm
wtf?????

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 3:04pm
Mr. Gingrich, did your staff quit because it was revealed that Sarah Palin is carrying your love child (see the Only Lies Lies Only Forum)

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 3:03pm
oldslabsides wrote: wtf? That pretty much covers it, yeah.

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 3:02pm
wtf?

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