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ScottFromWyoming wrote:Possibly the worst photoshop work ever: "I before e except after c."
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rosedraws wrote: I know! I keep clicking and clicking, and I still can't see my card!
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rosedraws
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ScottFromWyoming wrote:Possibly the worst photoshop work ever:
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ScottFromWyoming
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Dec 7, 2009 - 8:57am |
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Possibly the worst photoshop work ever:
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Manbird
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Dec 1, 2009 - 8:43pm |
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oldslabsides wrote: so, you're signing up right? Hi There {first name}, Indeed I am. Regards, {first name}
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Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
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Dec 1, 2009 - 8:38pm |
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Manbird wrote:Hi There {first name}, Perhaps you are reading this sipping coffee at your dead end job dreaming of the day you could wake up and earn a very comfortable, stress free living. Perhaps you are a stay at home Mom feeling the affects of a one person income. Mortgage payments are mounting. Bills are late. The stress is building. http://www.tviexpress.com/maliboy69 Maybe you're a young couple aware of the importance of saving for the future but are unable to with all the student loans you owe. The main reasons why people experience stress in their daily lives are lack of time and lack of money. Ever say to yourself, 'There has to be a better way.' There finally is! The Perks are Amazing! You don't have to be a CEO or greedy banker to live the stress free, wealth driven life you deserve. All you need is this outlined method on cutting edge affiliate marketing! http://www.tviexpress.com/maliboy69Think the benefits at your day job are great. Check out these amazing benefits: Total Flexibility - You Make Your Own Hours!! You never have to get out of your pajamas Do something that is actually fun! Make money using your internet connection No overtime work It's Not too Good to Be True! I Know From Experience! Malcolm Khoury Kashcom1@optusnet.com.au http://www.tviexpress.com/maliboy69 so, you're signing up right?
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Manbird
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Dec 1, 2009 - 8:36pm |
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Hi There {first name}, Perhaps you are reading this sipping coffee at your dead end job dreaming of the day you could wake up and earn a very comfortable, stress free living. Perhaps you are a stay at home Mom feeling the affects of a one person income. Mortgage payments are mounting. Bills are late. The stress is building. http://www.tviexpress.com/maliboy69 Maybe you're a young couple aware of the importance of saving for the future but are unable to with all the student loans you owe. The main reasons why people experience stress in their daily lives are lack of time and lack of money. Ever say to yourself, 'There has to be a better way.' There finally is! The Perks are Amazing! You don't have to be a CEO or greedy banker to live the stress free, wealth driven life you deserve. All you need is this outlined method on cutting edge affiliate marketing! http://www.tviexpress.com/maliboy69Think the benefits at your day job are great. Check out these amazing benefits: Total Flexibility - You Make Your Own Hours!! You never have to get out of your pajamas Do something that is actually fun! Make money using your internet connection No overtime work It's Not too Good to Be True! I Know From Experience! Malcolm Khoury Kashcom1@optusnet.com.au http://www.tviexpress.com/maliboy69
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geoff_morphini
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Nov 30, 2009 - 8:43am |
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fidget wrote:I dunno, do you think I should reply? —————————————————————————————————— SHELL PETROLEUM DEVELOPMENT COMPANY, Internet Promotion Awards. REFERENCE NUMBER #: 73284294SA BATCH #: UK-0385-SHI TICKET #: 4278-8845-284 This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of One Million Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (USD$1,200,000.00) for the month of October, 2009 Prize promotion which was organized by SHELL PETROLEUM COMPANY. Among the millions that subscribed to various websites with their emails, only Six people are selected yearly to benefit from this promotion and you are one of the Selected Winners. NOTE: The only fees you have to pay is the courier company fee which is USD$200.00. Contact them as soon as possible to make arrangement on how to effect the delivery of your Winnings Contact: Mr Wallace Rice Email: test@lay-out.com.cn FULL NAME: DELIVERY ADDRESS: PHONE NUMBER: FAX NUMBER(IF ANY): COUNTRY: OCCUPATION: SEX: AGE: REFERENCE NUMBER: TICKET: BATCH: CONGRATULATIONS ONCE AGAIN We also advise that you keep your winning information very confidential as our security policy demands to avoid double claims/impersonation and unwarranted abuse of this program by some individuals. Sincerely, Mrs. Ron Van Dem Berg, President SHELL PETROLEUM DEVELOPMENT COMPANY (SPDC). What could you lose? That's USD$1,200,000.00 ferchrissakes!
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fidget
Location: The dreaming spires Gender:
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Nov 30, 2009 - 8:41am |
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I dunno, do you think I should reply? —————————————————————————————————— SHELL PETROLEUM DEVELOPMENT COMPANY, Internet Promotion Awards. REFERENCE NUMBER #: 73284294SA BATCH #: UK-0385-SHI TICKET #: 4278-8845-284 This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of One Million Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (USD$1,200,000.00) for the month of October, 2009 Prize promotion which was organized by SHELL PETROLEUM COMPANY. Among the millions that subscribed to various websites with their emails, only Six people are selected yearly to benefit from this promotion and you are one of the Selected Winners. NOTE: The only fees you have to pay is the courier company fee which is USD$200.00. Contact them as soon as possible to make arrangement on how to effect the delivery of your Winnings Contact: Mr Wallace Rice Email: test@lay-out.com.cn FULL NAME: DELIVERY ADDRESS: PHONE NUMBER: FAX NUMBER(IF ANY): COUNTRY: OCCUPATION: SEX: AGE: REFERENCE NUMBER: TICKET: BATCH: CONGRATULATIONS ONCE AGAIN We also advise that you keep your winning information very confidential as our security policy demands to avoid double claims/impersonation and unwarranted abuse of this program by some individuals. Sincerely, Mrs. Ron Van Dem Berg, President SHELL PETROLEUM DEVELOPMENT COMPANY (SPDC).
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Manbird
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Nov 20, 2009 - 1:59pm |
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BillJ wrote:
Its still too many words I wLIL HACK BECAUSE i WILL HAX0R YOUUUUUU !!!!!!!!1~~~~~ COME 2 MY FTP; ,, , . , loloolo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~~
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BillJ
Location: just far enough away from NYC Gender:
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Nov 20, 2009 - 1:20pm |
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Manbird wrote: HACKER VERSION
derst in cjrist,
Its still too many words
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Manbird
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Nov 20, 2009 - 1:17pm |
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Manbird wrote:This just came in. I didn't read the whole thing because there too many word but I assume it's ridiculous and funny Donation From Mrs Linda Carlson P.O.Box: 20581, Abidjan Cote d'ivoire.
Dearest in Christ ,
Greetings in the Name above all names, Jesus Christ our Lord and saviour, I am Mrs Linda Carlson. I am married to Mr.Livingston Carlson who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for many years before he died in the year 2004.We were married without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christian.
Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of ($3.200.000.00) Three million two hundred thousand Dollars in a Bank in Ivory Coast . Presently, this money is still in the bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to my cancer problem.
The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a charity organization that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want an organization that will use this fund for orphanages, school and church, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained, Isaiah 56:7 For my house will be called a house of prayer for all nations." The Bible made us to understand that "Blessed is the hand that giveth".I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers.
I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace". I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank here in Ivory Coast.
I await your soonest response with your full information, example. Your full name....................... Address.......................................... Age...............................................
I will use the above information to obtain an authorization letter that wills approve you the new beneficiary to this fund from Federal Ministry of Justice Cote d'ivoire. Please reassure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply with the above information.
Take care, Your Sister in Christ, Mrs Linda Carlson HACKER VERSION
derst in cjrist,
gre3tings in teh nname above all n4mes, jesuz christ 0ur 7ord aNe ssaviour ,ia m mrs limda carslojn i am marr3id to mr, ilvingston caRlson \////\////ho wroked with kuwait embassyi n ivor ycoast from any yeasrb 3ofre he deid in teh yeAr 2004 lllolo We were marreid without a chi7d hE de1d aft3r a brEi filln3ss that 7asted fro only four dayz,,, ololololoolool~ befr0e hIs d3ath w3 were bothborn again chrIstian!!!!!~ S INCE HIS DE4TH I DECIDED NOT TO REMARRYR O G3T A cHI7D OOTSDID3 MY MATRIMONISL HO//3 WIHCH THHE BIBL ES IAGAINST whe nmY late husband as aLive he deposited teh su// of ($3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~ OLOOLOLO 200!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~ loolololo 0000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 lolol~~ 00)) htree milloi|| two hundred thuSand dOllarz oin a bnak in ivr0y co4st . peaesntLy,, thIs mon3y i sstill in teh banK!!!!!!!!111 OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL recently, my fdctro told me tha ti woulfd not las tf0r teh next ieght months due to my cancer porbl3m!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 teh onw that disturbz me most is my storkE si0Xrness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~ oololololololl~ LOLOLOLOLO~~~~ OLOLOLOLOLOLOLLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~ yOu suck... having nkowN myc ondit1On i decidded tio do||4t ethisf und to a charity roganization that willl utilize this money tweh way i 4m goIn to instruct herewn~~~~~ i w4nt an roganizatio|| that will usE this fund fro orphanages, scho0l and churhc, widows, porpag4ting the worD 0f gpD and to ewndeabvourt tHat the house of god is maitnainewd, isaiah 56: 7from y hOuse w1ll be called a house of pr4yer fo a7ll nations// " teh bible mdaeu z to understa||d that 'bleSsed Si teh ahnd thta giv3th!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~ i tpook this decision because i odnt ahve any chIld htat wi77 inharit th1s mnoey and my husband Elatives r not chjrIstianz an d idon't want my husband'z efforzt to be osed by unbe7eivvars i don't want asituaitonj whare thois mojey wil be used i|| an unogdly way!!!!!!!!!!!!1 THIS SI WHY I AM TAKIGN THIS EDDECIIION!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ iam not afrra1d of death ehnce i know whhere i4jm going!!!!!!11 I KNOW RHAT I A MG0IMNG TO B EiN TEH BOSOM OF tEH ROD/ exoduS14 vs l4 says that 'teh lord will fight jmy caswe nad i shall hoLd m peace'~~~~~ I DONT NEDE ANY TEKLEpHONE COMMUNICatOIN IN THIS REG4RD bECuZ OF MY HEALTH HENCE T3H PREAESNCE OF MY HUSBAND'S REEALTIVES AROUND EMA LAWYz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~ idon"t \////\////an tThem to know aboiUt thids development!!!!!!!!!!111 withh god all thingz r possible OLOLLOLLOLOLO.... as s0o|| as i reciev3 youre replY i shall givd you the contAc of teh bank here i|| ivory coast... i aw4it ur spOnest response wirh ur ful linformatoon, examp7e,,, ur fdull name!!!!!~~~~~~~ ... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ,,, ... lolololo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~ you r lame~~~~~~ I WILL HAX0R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 ,, ~~ I wilL AHCK... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~ !!!!!!~~ !!!!!!111~ OLOOOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ .. HACK YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!11 u suck!!!!!1 LOLOOLOLL .. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~~ OLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~ ,,, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~ . !!!!!!~~ lollololollolololol~~~ ADDRESS.. OLOLOLOLOL~ ,, TH3iR S A RATIO DONT RIPE MWE 0FF becauz you arre lamre!!!!!!!!!~~~~~ . !!!!!!!!!!!!1 becauz u suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~ . !!!!!!!!!!1 !!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~ ,, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~ ,,, / lololololl~~ ~~~~~~ ,, OLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~ .. loloololololololollo ~ .. ... ~~~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 . ... ,,, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 come 2 my ftp Becsause I wiLl ahck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~ YOU R LAME... ~~~~~~~ ,, lolol~ / BECUZ YO UARER SUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~ I wLIL HACK BECAUSE i WILL HAX0R YOUUUUUU !!!!!!!!1~~~~~ COME 2 MY FTP; ,, , . , loloolo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~~ .
AGE... ~~~ ,, .. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~ .. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~ ,
ur lame cuz I will ahck U !!!!!!11 LOLOLOLOLOLOL~~~~~~~ !!!!!11 ,,, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~ .. !!!!!~~~~~~ oolololololoolol !!!!!!!!!!!!1 ollololollolololo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 You suck!!!!!!!!11~ ... !!!!!!!!!!11~~
AHCK YOUUUUIUUB ECAUz YOU R AL//E~~~~ olo~ . !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 loloololololololololo.... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~ LLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ololollololo~ .. .. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 COME 2 MY FTP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~ ~ OLLOLOLOL~~~~~~ !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~ ,,, ... lolololololololol... /// !!!!!!11~~~~~~ AHC KYoUUUUUU. !!!!!!!!!!11 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~ io W nj00 b3cause you r lame ... LOLL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 OLOLOLOLOL.... 1 WILKL USE TEH ABOVE 1NFROMATION TO OBTAIN SN AUTHROIZATION LETYER TRHAT WILLS APPROVE U THE NEWW BENEFICIAR YTO THIS FUN DFROM FEDR4 LINISTRY OF JUSTICE COTE DIOVO1RE,,, lpz reassure //e that u \////\////ill act accrod1ng7y az i sT8dharIen.. HAX0R TH P7A||NET!!!!!!!!!!!! h oPing to recieVe yuor reply with the aove informatiion!!!!!!!!!!!111~
t4ke cr, ur sista 1n hcrist, mrs ilnda carlson
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Proclivities
Location: Paris of the Piedmont Gender:
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Nov 20, 2009 - 11:05am |
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Manbird wrote:This just came in. I didn't read the whole thing because there too many word but I assume it's ridiculous and funny Donation From Mrs Linda Carlson P.O.Box: 20581, Abidjan Cote d'ivoire. ......................
I got that one on the same day as this one: Dear Friend,
Please pardon me for this unsolicited letter to you, I am aware that this is
certainly not a conventional way of approach to establish a relationship of
trust but you will realize the need for my action. My name is Gonzalo Delgado
from MAR ABOGADOS, Solicitors & Advocates in Spain. I am writing to you in
regards to my deceased client, Engr. MROTZEK GERD, an Oil Magnate who lived in
Spain for twenty-eight years, he died along with his immediate family in the
Spanair flight JK5022 which Crashed in Madrid on the 20th August 2008 while
conveying vacationers to the Spanish holiday resort of Gran Canaria.
Before his death, he deposited the sum of (USD$6.5M) Five Million, Five Hundred
Thousand United States Dollars only, with a Financial /Security institutions
here in Spain. The financial institution being aware of his sudden death ,
have mandated me to present a member of his family (heir/inheritor)or next of
kin to make Claims of the fund, otherwise it will be forfeited and reverts to
the treasury of the Spanish Ministry of finance & the Central Bank , as
unclaimed. This is because in accordance with the Spanish law, such fortune is
automatically bequeathed to the government if there is no heir or next of kin
to the deceased that would surface to claim the fortune. However, this law is
unjust and inhuman as it often create an avenue for the top officials of some
financial institutions to divert such fortunes for their own selfish use.
On that ground, I decided to search for any of my late client's relative or
foreign partner which has been proved abortive as he did not declare any next of
kin, partner or relatives in the official paper , including the deposit
certificate and did not make any will (en-state) with us.
Against this backdrop, I decided to contact you to join me to put claims on this
deposit before it`s forefeited to the authorities, my suggestion to you is that
I will like to present you as the beneficiary to this deposit, since both of you
are both foreign nationals, I know you may not in a anyway related to my late
client Engr. MROTZEK GERD but By virtue of my position as his personal Attorney,
I will now place your name as the next of kin/ foreign partner to my late client
so that you and I can benefit equally from this once in a life time opportunity.
I will prepare every relevant legal documents that will assist your claims and
facilitate the release of the fund to you without any breach of the law.
Note, this transaction is 100% risk free, there is no single risk connected to
this business as I have worked out all modalities to complete the transaction
successfully. Once the fund is released to you, we shall share in the ratio of
50% for me, 50% for you .
If my proposal is acceptable to you, Reply via my private email address:
gonzalod@hotmail.es
for further clarifications on how to proceed.
Regards Sincerely,
Mr. Gonzalo Delgado Esq.
Calle Mar nº 52-2ª
46003 Valencia, Spain.
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JrzyTmata
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Nov 19, 2009 - 3:39pm |
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Manbird wrote:I place regularly an ad on craigslist for a friend who teaches music. The ad says to call her but sometimes I receive a spam message from the ads:
My name is harry. I'm interested in your lesson. I would like you to be taking my daughter your leson while i am at work in your location. I live in brazil, but i'm moving to your area beacause i'm having a contract with ralph lauren. I work as a model and the contract will be just for six weeks, I will be in the State very soon because there is a great program going on here in London in which i am the main in this show. So it will be so difficult for me to see you, in this case you have to assist me alot on by taking her the lesson , cause i will be busy all through. His name is (daniel), he is 14 years old. So i'm paying you with a cashier check as soon as everything has been consider as deal. i will like to know how much you charge to take here for 4 weeks and also you dont have to worry i have negotiate with a cab driver that will always driving her down to your place go and come.Please get back to me with the amount and i make the payment in advance
he has a daughter, his name is daniel. that is one engrish hot mess
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Manbird
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Nov 19, 2009 - 2:17pm |
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I place regularly an ad on craigslist for a friend who teaches music. The ad says to call her but sometimes I receive a spam message from the ads:
My name is harry. I'm interested in your lesson. I would like you to be taking my daughter your leson while i am at work in your location. I live in brazil, but i'm moving to your area beacause i'm having a contract with ralph lauren. I work as a model and the contract will be just for six weeks, I will be in the State very soon because there is a great program going on here in London in which i am the main in this show. So it will be so difficult for me to see you, in this case you have to assist me alot on by taking her the lesson , cause i will be busy all through. His name is (daniel), he is 14 years old. So i'm paying you with a cashier check as soon as everything has been consider as deal. i will like to know how much you charge to take here for 4 weeks and also you dont have to worry i have negotiate with a cab driver that will always driving her down to your place go and come.Please get back to me with the amount and i make the payment in advance
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Manbird
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Nov 12, 2009 - 8:24am |
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phineas wrote: When did you start going by 'in Christ'? Last Sunday right after the Broncos game, maybe.
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phineas
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Nov 12, 2009 - 8:10am |
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Manbird wrote:Dearest in Christ ,
When did you start going by 'in Christ'?
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Coaxial
Location: Comfortably numb in So Texas Gender:
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Nov 12, 2009 - 8:07am |
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Manbird wrote: I like spotting stuff to people but unfortunately you didn't sign your request properly. If you had closed with "Your Cable Guy in Christ" I might have acceded. But not now.
Curses...Foiled again.
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Manbird
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Nov 12, 2009 - 8:05am |
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Coaxial wrote:Dude, your prayers have ben answered. When you get the cash can you spot me 5k? I like spotting stuff to people but unfortunately you didn't sign your request properly. If you had closed with "Your Cable Guy in Christ" I might have acceded. But not now.
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Coaxial
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Nov 12, 2009 - 8:02am |
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Manbird wrote:This just came in. I didn't read the whole thing because there too many word but I assume it's ridiculous and funny Donation From Mrs Linda Carlson P.O.Box: 20581, Abidjan Cote d'ivoire.
Dearest in Christ ,
Greetings in the Name above all names, Jesus Christ our Lord and saviour, I am Mrs Linda Carlson. I am married to Mr.Livingston Carlson who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for many years before he died in the year 2004.We were married without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christian.
Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of ($3.200.000.00) Three million two hundred thousand Dollars in a Bank in Ivory Coast . Presently, this money is still in the bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to my cancer problem.
The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a charity organization that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want an organization that will use this fund for orphanages, school and church, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained, Isaiah 56:7 For my house will be called a house of prayer for all nations." The Bible made us to understand that "Blessed is the hand that giveth".I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers.
I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace". I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank here in Ivory Coast.
I await your soonest response with your full information, example. Your full name....................... Address.......................................... Age...............................................
I will use the above information to obtain an authorization letter that wills approve you the new beneficiary to this fund from Federal Ministry of Justice Cote d'ivoire. Please reassure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply with the above information.
Take care, Your Sister in Christ, Mrs Linda Carlson
Dude, your prayers have ben answered. When you get the cash can you spot me 5k?
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