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winter

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Posted: Sep 15, 2023 - 3:59pm

how many dozes could a bull doze, if a bull dozes bozers?

wait, that's not right. you're a fireman. 
winter

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Posted: Sep 15, 2023 - 3:58pm

the last thing Major Fontaineau said before his lungs collapsed and he resigned from the Zoning Commission was, "I'm actually three ocelots in a cat, pretending to be Raymond Burr. don't tell anyone except those reporters over there."
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Posted: Sep 15, 2023 - 3:57pm

sometimes I get tired of telling everyone what to do. can't people just oppress and exploit themselves once in a while?

I don't know why I got into this lifeguard gig. 
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Posted: Sep 15, 2023 - 3:56pm

oh, pale rider! she brings death in the morning,
pancakes after 3, and telegrams from 1891 tycoons
in the evening with your supper:
bone-dry despair, slightly chilled and served
with a salad of spring greens
and disdain. 
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Posted: Sep 15, 2023 - 3:54pm

look, if it's ogling you want, you probably should do something about that dog that keeps barking all night. he's very off key, and the other dogs are complaining.
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Posted: Sep 15, 2023 - 3:53pm

red alert red alert DANGER Spock Robinson!

all readings show we are on a collision course with anti-space! recommend we engage our pesto-plasma shields and set warp drives to puree factor 4.

make it so, mr. solo! admiral gandolf expects us to join the fleet at Cair Paravel by 2900 hours last Thursday, and we're not going to be early again. not on my watch!

sir, that is not your watch. that is a vibrator.

good observation, Doctor. now if you will excuse me, I have an appointment in Samara. 
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Posted: Sep 15, 2023 - 3:09pm

 oldviolin wrote:


It's crack yourself up day here in the community, so get your terra cotta on, folks! Dip that dive and bee that hive. Wing your tips and wear out your welcome. What the flow needs it goads and gets! Door prizes. Apple bobs. Peanut Butter chocolate knobs and twisters by the twistee moonlight.
Cue King Harvest! Cue Uncle Van! Cue old Philly Lynott, the sonic man with the plan!


Ooh... hot!!!

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Posted: Sep 15, 2023 - 2:46pm



It's crack yourself up day here in the community, so get your terra cotta on, folks! Dip that dive and bee that hive. Wing your tips and wear out your welcome. What the flow needs it goads and gets! Door prizes. Apple bobs. Peanut Butter chocolate knobs and twisters by the twistee moonlight.
Cue King Harvest! Cue Uncle Van! Cue old Philly Lynott, the sonic man with the plan!





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Posted: Aug 22, 2023 - 10:49am

Ladies and gentlemen, the land of superior thought processes lies just beyond the horizon of understanding in the valley of compelled conformity. Leave your well worn garments of sensibility and thrust through the stank crackling air of infidelity. After all, who needs irony or intuition? You can always wear a mask if it gets hard to breathe. Welcome to the machine. All your gears are us! Cognition is king. Form your thoughts and words in accordance.  Stay in line! Gird your aegis and hold your mighty javelin dead sight reckoning! Truth is all that matters! We don't need no stinking badgers. We have assurance! Infidels be damned!{#Arrow}{#Idea}{#Arrowl}
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Posted: Jul 27, 2023 - 11:45am

 lily34 wrote:


ok, but not because you said so.




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Posted: Jul 27, 2023 - 11:44am

 oldviolin wrote:

Define "die"


ok, but not because you said so.
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Posted: Jul 27, 2023 - 11:41am

 lily34 wrote:
 oldviolin wrote:

What do you get when you cross The Artificial Intelligence thread with The Alternate Universe?
Why fake career options and dry ice castles of course...

but did you die?
 
Define "die"
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Posted: Jul 27, 2023 - 11:40am

 oldviolin wrote:

What do you get when you cross The Artificial Intelligence thread with The Alternate Universe?
Why fake career options and dry ice castles of course...



but did you die?
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Posted: Jul 27, 2023 - 11:36am

What do you get when you cross The Artificial Intelligence thread with The Alternate Universe?
Why fake career options and dry ice castles of course...
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Posted: May 24, 2023 - 10:19am

 lily34 wrote:


AND National Drinking With Chickens Day. i kid  you not.


Wild Turkey or no?
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Posted: May 23, 2023 - 12:27pm

 oldviolin wrote:

It's World Turtle Day so remember to hug your turtle on the way to school. They shell appreciate it...



AND National Drinking With Chickens Day. i kid  you not.
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Posted: May 23, 2023 - 12:24pm

It's World Turtle Day so remember to hug a turtle on the way to school. They shell appreciate it...
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Posted: May 9, 2023 - 11:31am

Is versus It. Name your definitive beneficiary!
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Posted: May 9, 2023 - 9:58am

Normalcy is the new black...
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Posted: May 2, 2023 - 7:53pm

 GeneP59 wrote:

I broke that toaster that OV fixed.
I’m going to start breaking things so he can repair them in retirement. That should keep him busy for quite a few years.


It actually wasn't broken, it was just full of crumbs and it's a quality toaster so it was worth taking it apart to clean it out. I could have fixed any number of things around here but yesterday I needed the toast worse. Today I'm out of bread so I just ate jelly. lol
I sort of was thinking of myself as the toastess with the mostess. I could have said toaster with the moster but that sounds dumb and anyhow I'm pretty secure in my masculinity.
Besides, my retirement will be more of a retreadment. Coulda woulda shoulda and ribbons just to keep it real. Real enough for 260,000 Toasts in one thread anyhow...



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