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hayduke2
Posted:
Mar 6, 2020 - 4:53am
miamizsun wrote: VIDEO
Thank You miamizsun that’s a BLAST! : )
Red_Dragon
Posted:
Mar 4, 2020 - 8:10am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: ScottFromWyoming wrote: Charlie's Kool-Aid Stand:Neighbor : Hey Charlie what're you up to?Charlie : I'm selling Koolaid 25¢ for 1 cup 50¢ for 2 cups.Neighbor : It looks like you've been drinking your profits.Charlie : ?Neighbor : There's Kool-aid all over your face.Charlie : Oh, uh, yeah, I have my own cup right here under my chair. It's good.Neighbor : Well I have to go downtown. I'll stop by later.Charlie : Okay. Make sure you get your wallet out. Next Customer : I don't really want any Kool-aid, so if I buy a cup will you drink it for me?Charlie : No. If you pay 25¢ you have to take a cup of Kool-Aid.
As long as we're bumping embarrassing episodes...
ScottFromWyoming
Posted:
Mar 4, 2020 - 8:08am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: Charlie's Kool-Aid Stand:Neighbor : Hey Charlie what're you up to?Charlie : I'm selling Koolaid 25¢ for 1 cup 50¢ for 2 cups.Neighbor : It looks like you've been drinking your profits.Charlie : ??Neighbor : There's Kool-aid all over your face.Charlie : Oh, uh, yeah, I have my own cup right here under my chair. It's good.Neighbor : Well I have to go downtown. I'll stop by later.Charlie : Okay. Make sure you get your wallet out. Next Customer : I don't really want any Kool-aid, so if I buy a cup will you drink it for me?Charlie : No. If you pay 25¢ you have to take a cup of Kool-Aid.
As long as we're bumping embarrassing episodes...
NoEnzLefttoSplit
Posted:
Mar 4, 2020 - 5:04am
ScottFromWyoming wrote:
Charlie, out of the blue: "Could a person beââwhat if a person was, um, three THOUSAND years old?"
miamizsun
Posted:
Mar 4, 2020 - 4:36am
VIDEO
BlueHeronDruid
Posted:
Feb 8, 2018 - 6:39pm
PoundPuppy wrote: My grandson Asa is crawling now and touching all the good toys. Ayanna, 3, is not amused with his new found mobility. We were watching from the kitchen as he he crawled over and got ahold of her toy train. "Doma", she said, " I got big plobums".
Yeah, ya do!
PoundPuppy
Posted:
Feb 8, 2018 - 5:24pm
My grandson Asa is crawling now and touching all the good toys. Ayanna, 3, is not amused with his new found mobility. We were watching from the kitchen as he he crawled over and got ahold of her toy train. "Doma", she said, " I got big plobums".
Lazy8
Posted:
Feb 8, 2018 - 9:51am
meower wrote: Memo from the desk of...
meower
Posted:
Feb 8, 2018 - 9:08am
ScottFromWyoming
Posted:
Oct 18, 2017 - 3:39pm
Skydog wrote: I just read the fine print here and wondered about "beauty tips."
Proclivities
Posted:
Oct 18, 2017 - 1:36pm
Skydog
Posted:
Apr 24, 2017 - 4:24pm
SeriousLee
Posted:
Mar 3, 2017 - 5:02pm
Getting a cold reminds me of my youngest daughter. When she was just a little girl and had a cold, she says to her mom, "Both me noses be plugged"
NoEnzLefttoSplit
Posted:
Sep 9, 2016 - 12:21am
haresfur wrote:
neither nor...
haresfur
Posted:
Sep 8, 2016 - 10:05pm
NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote: Dad, you look like a muscleman, just without muscles.
Wearing your budgie-smugglers or did you just wax your chest?
NoEnzLefttoSplit
Posted:
Sep 8, 2016 - 9:54pm
Dad, you look like a muscleman, just without muscles.
Alexandra
Posted:
Sep 8, 2016 - 7:53pm
"Mom, I wanna go down the elegator!"
NoEnzLefttoSplit
Posted:
Jan 27, 2016 - 11:16am
Proclivities wrote: ha, nice!
Proclivities
Posted:
Jan 27, 2016 - 11:03am
NoEnzLefttoSplit
Posted:
Jul 29, 2015 - 1:49pm
Well, F. has hit puberty.
