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Posted: Jun 16, 2015 - 4:54pm

 haresfur wrote:

Not for Gulliver 

 

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Posted: Jun 16, 2015 - 4:35pm

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:

Hoping there was a Tinyland... sounds AWESOME!

 
We have other friends who left for Thailand this morning and when I mentioned it to Jeff, Jordan said, "They're going to Tinyland, too?!?"
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Posted: Jun 16, 2015 - 3:42pm

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:

Hoping there was a Tinyland... sounds AWESOME!

 
Not for Gulliver 
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Posted: Jun 16, 2015 - 3:30pm

 K_Love wrote:
Jordan:  What's Tinyland like?

Jeff and me:  What?

Jordan:  What's Tinyland like?

Jeff and me:  We're not sure what you're talking about. What's Tinyland?

Jordan:  You know, the place Liz and Eric went.

Jeff and me:  Oh, you mean THAILAND.

 

 
Hoping there was a Tinyland... sounds AWESOME!
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Posted: Jun 16, 2015 - 3:27pm

Jordan:  What's Tinyland like?

Jeff and me:  What?

Jordan:  What's Tinyland like?

Jeff and me:  We're not sure what you're talking about. What's Tinyland?

Jordan:  You know, the place Liz and Eric went.

Jeff and me:  Oh, you mean THAILAND.

 
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Posted: Jun 16, 2015 - 3:25pm

 Alexandra wrote:
My friend's 11 year old son told her, "Mom, I love you to the dark side of the moon and back."
 
 
A Floyd fan in the making. 

 
Nice!
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Posted: Apr 12, 2015 - 5:18pm

My friend's 11 year old son told her, "Mom, I love you to the dark side of the moon and back."
 
 
A Floyd fan in the making. 
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Posted: Apr 6, 2015 - 7:48am

 K_Love wrote:
I was cleaning litter boxes last night in the bathtub and didn't have the time or energy to clean the tub before going to bed. Jordan woke up this morning, went to the bathroom and saw the traces of litter dust and said, "Daddy, the Easter Bunny took a shower last night and left a mess in the bathtub!"
 

 

love this
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Posted: Apr 5, 2015 - 8:23am

I was cleaning litter boxes last night in the bathtub and didn't have the time or energy to clean the tub before going to bed. Jordan woke up this morning, went to the bathroom and saw the traces of litter dust and said, "Daddy, the Easter Bunny took a shower last night and left a mess in the bathtub!"
 


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Posted: Feb 6, 2015 - 9:48am

 Proclivities wrote:
100

  

 

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Posted: Feb 6, 2015 - 9:10am

100
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Posted: Jan 8, 2015 - 2:58pm


{#Wink}
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Posted: Dec 11, 2014 - 2:46pm

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5 year old:
God might've created everything, I'm not sure, but Santa, he created god.   

 
Love the priorities 
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Posted: Dec 11, 2014 - 1:25pm

5 year old:
God might've created everything, I'm not sure, but Santa, he created god.   
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Posted: Sep 12, 2014 - 10:09pm

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Stepson:  Why do you two love each other?
Me:  Well, that's what happens when you get older. You fall in love with someone and get married and have a family.
Stepson:  Did you know each other when you were kids?
Me:  No, but we've known each other for a very long time, since before you were even born.
Stepson:  I don't know who I want to marry.
Me:  That's okay.
Stepson:  But I don't know who I like yet.
Me:  Don't worry, you've got plenty of time to figure that out!

Love that kid! ♥ 

 
Awww.
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Posted: Sep 12, 2014 - 1:35pm

Stepson:  Why do you two love each other?
Me:  Well, that's what happens when you get older. You fall in love with someone and get married and have a family.
Stepson:  Did you know each other when you were kids?
Me:  No, but we've known each other for a very long time, since before you were even born.
Stepson:  I don't know who I want to marry.
Me:  That's okay.
Stepson:  But I don't know who I like yet.
Me:  Don't worry, you've got plenty of time to figure that out!

Love that kid! ♥ 
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Posted: May 30, 2014 - 8:31am

 lily34 wrote:


 
{#Lol}
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Posted: May 30, 2014 - 8:29am


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Posted: Mar 11, 2014 - 12:30pm

 meower wrote:
6 year old who's mom died when he was born tells his dad that he needs to find him a new mommy.
Dad "that's kind of hard honey, I'd like it too if we could find you a mommy"
Kid "no! dad! it's easy, all you have to do is take off all of your clothes and stand outside on the front lawn!"     

 
That kid as a future in advertising!
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Posted: Mar 11, 2014 - 12:15pm

 meower wrote:
6 year old who's mom died when he was born tells his dad that he needs to find him a new mommy.
Dad "that's kind of hard honey, I'd like it too if we could find you a mommy"
Kid "no! dad! it's easy, all you have to do is take off all of your clothes and stand outside on the front lawn!"     

 
In some neighborhoods that just might work.{#Mrgreen}
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