[ ]   [ ]   [ ]                        [ ]      [ ]   [ ]

2020 Elections - R_P - Oct 22, 2020 - 8:18pm
 
Things that piss me off - oldviolin - Oct 22, 2020 - 7:51pm
 
Trump Lies - R_P - Oct 22, 2020 - 6:50pm
 
RPeeps I miss. - buddy - Oct 22, 2020 - 6:42pm
 
260,000 Posts in one thread? - buddy - Oct 22, 2020 - 6:39pm
 
What The Hell Buddy? - buddy - Oct 22, 2020 - 6:36pm
 
Derplahoma Questions and Points of Interest - Red_Dragon - Oct 22, 2020 - 6:35pm
 
COVID-19 - kcar - Oct 22, 2020 - 5:13pm
 
Radio Paradise NFL Pick'em Group - Manbird - Oct 22, 2020 - 4:55pm
 
Among Us - Steely_D - Oct 22, 2020 - 4:30pm
 
Trump - R_P - Oct 22, 2020 - 3:47pm
 
Race in America - R_P - Oct 22, 2020 - 3:42pm
 
Bug Reports & Feature Requests - jarro - Oct 22, 2020 - 2:54pm
 
Joni Mitchell categorization error - pmrt - Oct 22, 2020 - 11:57am
 
Name My Band - Jester - Oct 22, 2020 - 10:52am
 
Radio Paradise Comments - Jester - Oct 22, 2020 - 10:15am
 
Democratic Party - westslope - Oct 22, 2020 - 9:16am
 
Cryptic Posts - Leave Them Guessing - oldviolin - Oct 22, 2020 - 8:40am
 
Counting with Pictures - Proclivities - Oct 22, 2020 - 8:34am
 
Mixtape Culture Club - sirdroseph - Oct 22, 2020 - 2:55am
 
Vinyl Only Spin List - kurtster - Oct 21, 2020 - 9:59pm
 
Rock Movies/Documentaries - ScottFromWyoming - Oct 21, 2020 - 9:37pm
 
Things You Thought Today - jlf778 - Oct 21, 2020 - 5:19pm
 
Radio Paradise is awesome! - jlf778 - Oct 21, 2020 - 5:16pm
 
NASA & other news from space - oldviolin - Oct 21, 2020 - 4:17pm
 
Anti-War - R_P - Oct 21, 2020 - 3:13pm
 
New Music - scrinz - Oct 21, 2020 - 1:01pm
 
Republican Party - R_P - Oct 21, 2020 - 12:39pm
 
You might be getting old if...... - Ohmsen - Oct 21, 2020 - 9:05am
 
Rhetorical questions - oldviolin - Oct 21, 2020 - 8:37am
 
Working from home - rhahl - Oct 21, 2020 - 7:01am
 
How's the weather? - miamizsun - Oct 21, 2020 - 5:05am
 
Live Music - R_P - Oct 20, 2020 - 10:48pm
 
how do you feel right now? - kurtster - Oct 20, 2020 - 7:43pm
 
audiophile - kurtster - Oct 20, 2020 - 7:27pm
 
The Obituary Page - GeneP59 - Oct 20, 2020 - 6:21pm
 
Baseball, anyone? - GeneP59 - Oct 20, 2020 - 6:10pm
 
Supreme Court: Who's Next? - kcar - Oct 20, 2020 - 4:39pm
 
Strips, cartoons, illustrations - R_P - Oct 20, 2020 - 4:25pm
 
Bolivia - R_P - Oct 20, 2020 - 4:09pm
 
Looting & vandalism isn't protest - KarmaKarma - Oct 20, 2020 - 2:29pm
 
Freedom of speech? - miamizsun - Oct 20, 2020 - 2:18pm
 
Strange signs, marquees, billboards, etc. - KurtfromLaQuinta - Oct 20, 2020 - 1:04pm
 
Environment - Red_Dragon - Oct 20, 2020 - 1:03pm
 
• • • The Once-a-Day • • •  - oldviolin - Oct 20, 2020 - 12:49pm
 
Health Care - R_P - Oct 20, 2020 - 8:41am
 
Android app playing same playlist - bevgerry - Oct 20, 2020 - 5:42am
 
kurtster's quiet vinyl - kurtster - Oct 19, 2020 - 9:36pm
 
Quick! I need a chicken... - R_P - Oct 19, 2020 - 4:46pm
 
I have no idea what this thread was about, but let's talk... - miamizsun - Oct 19, 2020 - 9:35am
 
Art Show - Coaxial - Oct 19, 2020 - 5:33am
 
Graphic designers, ho! - Proclivities - Oct 19, 2020 - 5:27am
 
Pernicious Pious Proclivities Particularized Prodigiously - R_P - Oct 18, 2020 - 3:10pm
 
Feature Request: My Ratings Sort by Date - jarro - Oct 18, 2020 - 2:19pm
 
A "Kinky" Twist - sirdroseph - Oct 18, 2020 - 5:59am
 
New Zealand - oldviolin - Oct 17, 2020 - 8:30pm
 
Small-town news - Antigone - Oct 17, 2020 - 1:35pm
 
Philosophy (Meaty Metaphysical Munchables!) - R_P - Oct 17, 2020 - 10:28am
 
Lyrics That Remind You of Someone - oldviolin - Oct 17, 2020 - 7:03am
 
Play the Blues - sirdroseph - Oct 17, 2020 - 4:20am
 
Astronomy! - Red_Dragon - Oct 16, 2020 - 5:40pm
 
It's the economy stupid. - westslope - Oct 16, 2020 - 3:18pm
 
Radio Paradise on multiple Echo speakers via an Alexa Rou... - jarro - Oct 16, 2020 - 1:43pm
 
Alexa skill - not working :( - jarro - Oct 16, 2020 - 1:36pm
 
Climate Change - R_P - Oct 16, 2020 - 10:57am
 
Turkey Sandwiches? Veev Wants to Know What's For Lunch - oldviolin - Oct 16, 2020 - 9:43am
 
RP App in Android Auto: - jwaldrep - Oct 16, 2020 - 9:30am
 
Talk Behind Their Backs Forum - oldviolin - Oct 16, 2020 - 8:52am
 
American Justice - Red_Dragon - Oct 16, 2020 - 7:59am
 
Obvious Headlines - Red_Dragon - Oct 16, 2020 - 5:59am
 
Taxes, Taxes, Taxes (and Taxes) - sirdroseph - Oct 16, 2020 - 4:57am
 
the Todd Rundgren topic - Steely_D - Oct 15, 2020 - 7:30pm
 
Photos you have taken of your walks or hikes. - Antigone - Oct 15, 2020 - 2:53pm
 
MICHIGAN - Ohmsen - Oct 15, 2020 - 1:42pm
 
Automotive Lust - R_P - Oct 15, 2020 - 1:07pm
 
Index » Radio Paradise/General » General Discussion » Quotes: Your Favorite Comedians Page: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6  Next
Post to this Topic
Ohmsen

Ohmsen Avatar

Location: Valhalla
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 24, 2020 - 1:07am

Fruit fies like a banana. ~ Groucho M.
cc_rider

cc_rider Avatar

Location: Bastrop
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 23, 2020 - 12:11pm



 Proclivities wrote:
Television: A medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well-done.
   - Ernie Kovacs

 Brilliant comedian - his TV show broke all kinds of ground.
c.


miamizsun

miamizsun Avatar

Location: (3261.3 Miles SE of RP)
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 22, 2020 - 1:39pm

“Man is not worried by real problems so much as by his imagined anxieties about real problems.”

 -EPICTETUS
KurtfromLaQuinta

KurtfromLaQuinta Avatar

Location: Really deep in the heart of South California
Gender: Male


Posted: Mar 12, 2018 - 1:09pm

“That woman’s as cold as a nudist on an iceberg”   Foghorn Leghorn
Manbird

Manbird Avatar

Location: Oroville, Ca
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 23, 2016 - 3:45pm

"Model # NR96 isn't hydraulic, said nobody ever"

 - oldviolin, 1984

miamizsun

miamizsun Avatar

Location: (3261.3 Miles SE of RP)
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 23, 2016 - 1:11pm

"I don't think she ever really figured it out."

Joe Biden
DaveInVA

DaveInVA Avatar

Location: In a hovel in effluent Damnville, VA
Gender: Male


Posted: Oct 12, 2014 - 2:33pm

Stephen Wright - "Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts."
Proclivities

Proclivities Avatar

Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male


Posted: Jun 18, 2014 - 6:49am

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-Fred Allen


DaveInVA

DaveInVA Avatar

Location: In a hovel in effluent Damnville, VA
Gender: Male


Posted: May 5, 2012 - 7:19am

"When I was a kid my acne was so bad that blind people kept trying to read my face." - Rodney Dangerfield
hippiechick

hippiechick Avatar

Location: topsy turvy land
Gender: Female


Posted: May 5, 2012 - 6:45am

 JCF wrote:
If it weren;t for pick-pockets,I'd have no sex life at all !   I don't get no respect.!          Rodney Dangerfield.    Very funny dude.

 
I was too young to really appreciate him at his peak, but he was funny as hell!
Proclivities

Proclivities Avatar

Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male


Posted: May 5, 2012 - 6:42am

Television: A medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well-done.
   - Ernie Kovacs




JCF

JCF Avatar



Posted: May 4, 2012 - 9:39pm

If it weren;t for pick-pockets,I'd have no sex life at all !   I don't get no respect.!          Rodney Dangerfield.    Very funny dude.
Umberdog

Umberdog Avatar

Location: In my body.
Gender: Male


Posted: May 4, 2012 - 4:24pm

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
~ Robin Williams
KurtfromLaQuinta

KurtfromLaQuinta Avatar

Location: Really deep in the heart of South California
Gender: Male


Posted: Apr 9, 2012 - 1:09pm

Quotes from a book I’ve been reading… “1001 Greatest Things Ever Said About California” from my two favorite comedians…

 

“Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, “Thank God, I’m still alive.” But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.”

Senator Barbara Boxer

 

“As many of you know, I come from San Francisco. We don’t have a lot of farms there. Well, we do have one- it’s a mushroom farm, so you know what that means.”

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi to the Agribusiness Club of Washington, July 24, 2006

 

And everyone thought that Dubya was the comedian.


Proclivities

Proclivities Avatar

Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male


Posted: Jan 30, 2012 - 11:30am

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
    - Mel Brooks
rmgman

rmgman Avatar

Location: North of the Pinelands in NJ
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 12, 2011 - 10:10am

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. 
~ Robin Williams 

rmgman

rmgman Avatar

Location: North of the Pinelands in NJ
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 11, 2011 - 11:49am

Banks have a new image. Now you have "a friend," your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? 

~ Alan King 



Red_Dragon

Red_Dragon Avatar



Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 4:15pm

 Skaterella wrote:
"There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch. ..." Nigel Powers
 
 damn pendulous foreheads.
Skaterella

Skaterella Avatar

Location: jrzy
Gender: Female


Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 4:10pm

"There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch. ..." Nigel Powers

Red_Dragon

Red_Dragon Avatar



Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 4:13am

 justlistening wrote:
emo is great mfaraday

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Emo Philips

 

Page: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6  Next