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the Todd Rundgren topic - Steely_D - May 29, 2020 - 6:34pm
 
kurtster's quiet vinyl - kurtster - May 29, 2020 - 5:52pm
 
suggest "clasical music" - kcar - May 29, 2020 - 3:49pm
 
Fake News*  ?  ! - R_P - May 29, 2020 - 3:20pm
 
Favorite Quotes - miamizsun - May 29, 2020 - 3:10pm
 
Trump - Red_Dragon - May 29, 2020 - 3:10pm
 
Covid-19 hits home at RP - fractalv - May 29, 2020 - 3:07pm
 
FLAC Streaming - TheKing2 - May 29, 2020 - 2:19pm
 
submissions - TheKing2 - May 29, 2020 - 2:18pm
 
Lyrics that strike a chord today... - Lazy8 - May 29, 2020 - 2:06pm
 
COVID-19 - R_P - May 29, 2020 - 2:02pm
 
• • • The Once-a-Day • • •  - buddy - May 29, 2020 - 12:48pm
 
Name My Band - buddy - May 29, 2020 - 12:45pm
 
Race in America - R_P - May 29, 2020 - 12:24pm
 
Well, DUH!! - KarmaKarma - May 29, 2020 - 11:43am
 
Epic Facebook Statuses - Proclivities - May 29, 2020 - 11:42am
 
Free Books and Free Culture Online - R_P - May 29, 2020 - 11:34am
 
Talk Behind Their Backs Forum - oldviolin - May 29, 2020 - 10:15am
 
The RANT Forum - steeler - May 29, 2020 - 9:39am
 
The Buffoonery - oldviolin - May 29, 2020 - 9:28am
 
Radio Paradise Comments - Coaxial - May 29, 2020 - 9:27am
 
Dialing 1-800-Manbird - oldviolin - May 29, 2020 - 9:20am
 
Bug Reports & Feature Requests - islander - May 29, 2020 - 8:42am
 
Little known information...maybe even facts - miamizsun - May 29, 2020 - 8:10am
 
Mixtape Culture Club - miamizsun - May 29, 2020 - 8:01am
 
Baseball, anyone? - ScottFromWyoming - May 29, 2020 - 7:01am
 
Hong Kong - miamizsun - May 29, 2020 - 4:56am
 
Counting with Pictures - ScottN - May 28, 2020 - 9:39pm
 
Live Music - R_P - May 28, 2020 - 8:57pm
 
Movie Recommendation - Red_Dragon - May 28, 2020 - 3:56pm
 
Australia and New Zealand Music - miamizsun - May 28, 2020 - 3:55pm
 
Climate Change - R_P - May 28, 2020 - 3:26pm
 
Derplahoma Questions and Points of Interest - Red_Dragon - May 28, 2020 - 2:13pm
 
Things You Thought Today - Proclivities - May 28, 2020 - 1:25pm
 
Canada - R_P - May 28, 2020 - 12:52pm
 
Capitalism and Consumerism... now what? - islander - May 28, 2020 - 11:29am
 
Amazon Echo/Alexa stream not working - BillG - May 28, 2020 - 8:09am
 
Today in History - Red_Dragon - May 28, 2020 - 5:21am
 
Vinyl Only Spin List - kurtster - May 28, 2020 - 12:55am
 
What Did You Do Today? - whatshisname - May 27, 2020 - 11:40pm
 
Favorite Books from Your Youth - kcar - May 27, 2020 - 9:20pm
 
260,000 Posts in one thread? - oldviolin - May 27, 2020 - 8:57pm
 
Reinstock '05 Link Repository - AliGator - May 27, 2020 - 7:18pm
 
Those lovable acronym guys & gals - R_P - May 27, 2020 - 5:19pm
 
Photos you have taken of yourself - n4ku - May 27, 2020 - 4:14pm
 
Way Cool Video - miamizsun - May 27, 2020 - 3:02pm
 
YouTube: Music-Videos - miamizsun - May 27, 2020 - 3:00pm
 
Strips, cartoons, illustrations - R_P - May 27, 2020 - 2:56pm
 
Shuttle, ISS and other Real Space Ships - islander - May 27, 2020 - 2:22pm
 
(Big) Media Watch - R_P - May 27, 2020 - 1:40pm
 
Overheard - miamizsun - May 27, 2020 - 1:30pm
 
Republican Party - R_P - May 27, 2020 - 1:13pm
 
Economix - R_P - May 27, 2020 - 10:40am
 
Outstanding Covers - oldviolin - May 27, 2020 - 8:52am
 
Books - Proclivities - May 27, 2020 - 7:58am
 
Resume stream vs. jump to live - pclancey - May 27, 2020 - 7:22am
 
RP Main Mix on TuneIn unavailable? - BillG - May 27, 2020 - 6:10am
 
Squirrels Just Want To Have Fun! - R_P - May 26, 2020 - 6:05pm
 
Unable to stream via Echo 8 - Jonmarvin - May 26, 2020 - 5:08pm
 
Trump Lies - haresfur - May 26, 2020 - 3:43pm
 
Happy Birthday To Me! - kcar - May 26, 2020 - 1:42pm
 
Environment - R_P - May 26, 2020 - 9:38am
 
New Song Submissions system - KurtfromLaQuinta - May 25, 2020 - 6:52pm
 
Tech & Science - Steely_D - May 25, 2020 - 2:54pm
 
UK Heos Denon not available - Patienceman - May 25, 2020 - 1:50pm
 
2020 Elections - sirdroseph - May 25, 2020 - 12:40pm
 
Sonos - toomanyollys - May 25, 2020 - 11:02am
 
HELP! Sound Cutting out problem - BillG - May 25, 2020 - 10:17am
 
Phine Phound Photographs - haresfur - May 24, 2020 - 9:28pm
 
Taxes, Taxes, Taxes (and Taxes) - haresfur - May 24, 2020 - 2:35pm
 
Tidal / Spotify - Steely_D - May 24, 2020 - 1:05pm
 
RP App problems on iPod? - jtessier1841 - May 24, 2020 - 9:52am
 
In My Room - buddy - May 23, 2020 - 5:34pm
 
Interesting or Weird Cover Versions - Coaxial - May 23, 2020 - 1:29pm
 
Google Home NOT compatible?? - d_m_g_3 - May 23, 2020 - 9:32am
 
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oldviolin

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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 8:57pm

...me and 'ol Larry headed out to the bridge
down off the horse trail under a ridge
There's where I spent all my .22 lead
beer cans bobbing in the burbling dread.

Larry had sharp blue eyes and a grindstone schnozz
wore a mystics stache like 
the Wizard Of Oz.
A mac 8 minigun strapped high on his thigh
made it himself in the sweet bye and bye
scattered hot lead in any direction he chose
said he don't need accuracy with a slick water hose

I knew those cans didn't stand half a chance
Like treading deep water in lead lined pants
shooting the rapids and rapidly shot
Makings of the gettin' where the gettin'gets got.









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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 7:23pm

One head light, one heart heavy
Keepin' 'tween the lines in my '84 Chevy
Got a steady crackle on the AM dial
Got an open beer and half a smile

Binoculars sittin' on the vinyl dash
To scan the horizon for an alien crash
Hitchiker trussed up in the trunk
and a leather jock wrapped around my junk

.44 mag in the old glovebox
and ether soakin' in an old white sock
Ol' hound dog head out the window
Rest of the dog I ain't goin' into
Red_Dragon

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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 5:36pm

holy fuck
oldviolin

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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 4:50pm

This just in; the moon is made of green cheese after all. Which begs the question...

still begging. Check back later when it's a blue moon...bring your yellowing curiosity..
winter

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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 4:37pm

"Don't sweat the small stuff," they said. Well, that was before we all started stepping on Lego blocks in the middle of the night.
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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 4:37pm

The final straw will be when we get sick of our own sickness and collapse in piles of weeping, shuddering protoplasm.
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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 4:36pm

Lolol. And here I believed that silly rabbit when he said Trix was for kids...
Oh wait. I got that wrong didn't I? 
winter

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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 4:36pm

If I am ever elected President, my first act will be to read every Monty Python script on national television. Backwards. In French.
winter

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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 4:35pm

Fear may be the mind-killer, but that pork stew of yours is the pants-filler for sure.
winter

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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 4:35pm

The art of pretending is the art of wondering "why not", then answering the question yourself.

That's how conversations work now, Janet. You do both sides so others can imagine what it would be like to talk with you.
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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 4:34pm

It is possible - if only just - to imagine a world stranger, sadder, and more soul-crushing than this one.

What? I thought this was a Grape Nuts commercial. 
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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 11:15am



 miamizsun wrote:


and it never needs refrigeration!

i'll take a family size to go please
 
Unless there's raw egg in it, which leads us to your second point...

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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 11:14am



 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
oldviolin wrote:

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
ok, so I've got all my chicken in a line. Now what?

 ...outfit them for heavy lifting?

 
..um.. it's one chicken. And it's in bits.
 

Hmmm. No eggs huh?
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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 11:11am

It occurs to me that occurrences are occuring everywhere; all the time...
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Posted: May 26, 2020 - 7:28am



 oldviolin wrote:
I wonder if dandelions ever run away from home and join the circus...
 
Unless they find out that dandelion tamers are notoriously bossy.

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Posted: May 25, 2020 - 1:51pm

I wonder if dandelions ever run away from home and join the circus...
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Posted: May 25, 2020 - 1:48pm

Peter Piper piped a pack of pickled principles and primed principalatial lips pursed on pulp-fresh pablum...
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Posted: May 24, 2020 - 12:32pm

the recent crisis has shown us we need to build redundancy in the system. As of June 1, we will duplicate all management positions to ensure there is someone else who doesn't know what they are doing standing by to take over should the primary manager suddenly discover he or she doesn't know what he or she is doing. While this might not actually improve performance, it should at least delay the shock of exposing the incompetence of the management team as a whole. Thank you for your understanding.
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Posted: May 23, 2020 - 5:13am

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
Hydroxychloroquinated chicken liver!
 

and it never needs refrigeration!

i'll take a family size to go please
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Posted: May 23, 2020 - 1:19am

 BlueHeronDruid wrote:


 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
ok, so I've got all my chicken in a line. Now what?
 
Dark meat, light meat. Or a duck.

 
Hydroxychloroquinated chicken liver!
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