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260,000 Posts in one thread? - miamizsun - Jul 2, 2020 - 4:12pm
 
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miamizsun

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 - 4:12pm

someone once said that there are two tragedies in life

but they didn't say a damn thing after that

we need answers damn it!
NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 - 3:26pm

When the carrots eat the parrots it's very much time to stay in bed.
NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 - 3:17pm

Have I told you the tale of Wilhelmina the Whale?
It starts at the head and ends at the tail.
And that's the end of the tale
of Wilhelmina the Whale.

(sounds better if you whistle it). 
NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 - 3:13pm

Once upon a time a donkey walked into a legend and thought, epic.
oldviolin

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Posted: Jun 29, 2020 - 1:44pm

These days you can find a pack of answers as fast as you can say "that's a pack of lies!"
Of course they will be in a case labeled TRUTH so you'll have to register and wear a mask...you know...in case anyone asks any stupid questions...
buddy

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Posted: Jun 29, 2020 - 1:02pm

I'm sorry, but we're at 260,001 posts now.  Next!
oldviolin

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Posted: Jun 29, 2020 - 12:32pm

This from the obituary page-

Surprise isn't dead yet but the anguish on its face tells us it is coming any day now...

any time

yep! Here it comes!

Any day from now!
We're ready for it!

C'mon now!

Heeeeerrrre it comes!

I swear!
oldviolin

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Posted: Jun 5, 2020 - 5:56pm

Hi-5 if you ever had a paper route or collected pop bottles for the deposit riches! And hey, hi-5 if you know who Mighty Manfred the Wonder Dog is or had a bicycle with a banana seat or flew a home made box-kite! Heck if you ever made a tool to get a nut out of a plexi-glas box you'll have to wait behind ravens for accolades but nuts to you anyhow! To see is to eat. To listen is to feel. To feel is to transcend hunger. Making tools is just a little thing you do when you're bored with transparent roadblocks...

Hey! Somebody get that squirrel out of here!
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Posted: Jun 5, 2020 - 5:56pm



 Proclivities wrote:
After an earthquake strikes while Robin Kane is at school, her science teacher, Mr. Smith, tells the class how earthquakes can disrupt the depth of the ocean and cause elusive and mysterious sea creatures to appear. School is let out early and Robin, her brother Kevin, her best friend Mindy, and Mindy's brother Mike all head to the beach. There they run into...
 




miamizsun

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Posted: Jun 5, 2020 - 4:54pm

once a day really should be once that day

unless you've got a time machine then all bets are off
oldviolin

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Posted: Jun 5, 2020 - 7:44am



 miamizsun wrote:
what we need right now is a good old-fashioned geomagnetic pole reversal

that'll show us who's boss around here
 
Haven't we?

Will it?

miamizsun

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Posted: Jun 4, 2020 - 7:25am

what we need right now is a good old-fashioned geomagnetic pole reversal

that'll show us who's boss around here
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Posted: Jun 3, 2020 - 7:08am

After an earthquake strikes while Robin Kane is at school, her science teacher, Mr. Smith, tells the class how earthquakes can disrupt the depth of the ocean and cause elusive and mysterious sea creatures to appear. School is let out early and Robin, her brother Kevin, her best friend Mindy, and Mindy's brother Mike all head to the beach. There they run into...
oldviolin

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Posted: Jun 2, 2020 - 6:59am

Ok I've boiled it down to this and I'm going to take a moment to expound...ok, state briefly, then I have to do back to work making plywood from shattered trees and 
chips of stuff and things.

Hi-five for the five ply baby!
Oh but how I digress. Gonna have to get that looked at some sunny day...
but I digress...

The first person to step up to the podium and declare candidacy for the Presiduncy of These Here Newnited Stakes of Deception dressed in a turnip costume I'm voting for. Take that politicos, idealogues and me meme me enthusiasts!
oldviolin

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Posted: May 31, 2020 - 9:50pm



 haresfur wrote:


 oldviolin wrote:
How many questions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 
Two if they could ever come to agreement on "Is it clockwise looking into the socket or clockwise looking out of the socket?"

 
No sockets. Just bare threads...


haresfur

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Posted: May 31, 2020 - 9:31pm



 oldviolin wrote:
How many questions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 
Two if they could ever come to agreement on "Is it clockwise looking into the socket or clockwise looking out of the socket?"

oldviolin

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Posted: May 31, 2020 - 9:16am

Sneaky. You better believe it...
oldviolin

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Posted: May 31, 2020 - 9:15am

How many questions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
oldviolin

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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 8:57pm

...me and 'ol Larry headed out to the bridge
down off the horse trail under a ridge
There's where I spent all my .22 lead
beer cans bobbing in the burbling dread.

Larry had sharp blue eyes and a grindstone schnozz
wore a mystics stache like 
the Wizard Of Oz.
A mac 8 minigun strapped high on his thigh
made it himself in the sweet bye and bye
scattered hot lead in any direction he chose
said he don't need accuracy with a slick water hose

I knew those cans didn't stand half a chance
Like treading deep water in lead lined pants
shooting the rapids and rapidly shot
Makings of the gettin' where the gettin'gets got.









Lazy8

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Location: The Gallatin Valley of Montana
Gender: Male


Posted: May 27, 2020 - 7:23pm

One head light, one heart heavy
Keepin' 'tween the lines in my '84 Chevy
Got a steady crackle on the AM dial
Got an open beer and half a smile

Binoculars sittin' on the vinyl dash
To scan the horizon for an alien crash
Hitchiker trussed up in the trunk
and a leather jock wrapped around my junk

.44 mag in the old glovebox
and ether soakin' in an old white sock
Ol' hound dog head out the window
Rest of the dog I ain't goin' into
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