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Posted: Jan 14, 2023 - 11:06am

 miamizsun wrote:
 oldviolin wrote:

Rotate your tireds...

how about retreading between rotations?
 
exactly...{#Wink}
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Posted: Jan 14, 2023 - 10:09am

 oldviolin wrote:

Rotate your tireds...



how about retreading between rotations?
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Posted: Jan 14, 2023 - 9:40am

Rotate your tireds...
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Posted: Dec 7, 2022 - 8:23am

...because after all, it's not easy being chartreuse...
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Posted: Nov 24, 2022 - 6:34pm

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Who da f... is... Happy Thanksgiving to you, too!



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Posted: Nov 24, 2022 - 12:14pm

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You can get anything you want at Alice's Freestyle Flea Market And Turkey Shoot! Excepting Alice...


Who da f... is... Happy Thanksgiving to you, too!
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Posted: Nov 24, 2022 - 9:38am

You can get anything you want at Alice's Freestyle Flea Market And Turkey Shoot! Excepting Alice...

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Posted: Nov 19, 2022 - 6:58pm

Well that was a toe tingler from the get go   


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Posted: Nov 19, 2022 - 4:59pm

I like science and I like people and I like science people and I really like people science.
Also I like head scratches and belly rubs and ice-cream overdozes. Hi-five for the lactose intolerant!!!
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Posted: Nov 14, 2022 - 5:30pm

Is it a left then a right or a right then a left? Either way we ain’t there yet.
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Posted: Nov 14, 2022 - 10:22am


1. What does it all mean? 

2.The next question is redundant because it's question number 2,  but it's the first second question.

3. Is nothing so important as a questionable answer? Does something have any (thing to) say?

Summarized:
If you answer a question with crystalline ambiguity you get to skip to the answer.

Of note: There is no second second question number 2.

As a matter of fact, just forget I said anything...
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Posted: Oct 26, 2022 - 10:09am

No diesel, no duck sauce. Simple as that. Plenty of duct tape though. Ducks notwithstanding...
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Posted: Oct 12, 2022 - 9:18am

When a person is truly able to see into the future, it is in appearance apparent of the past...
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Posted: Oct 12, 2022 - 4:07am

 winter wrote:

step 1: buy half a side of grade C beef
Step 2: buy the other half, because it looks “lonely”
Step 3: season both halves with a mixture of chili powder, turmeric, Laotian garlic, Mexican vanilla, powdered plantains, bison tears, and polar bear sweat salt.
Step 4: allow the beef to age exactly 17 hours and 31 minutes in a darkened warehouse while reciting “The Waste Land”.
Step 5: make sure the beef is not late for graduation. It’s important to get your diploma.
Step 6: set an alarm for 3PM on the following Thursday. 
Step 7: set a second alarm at 2:59 PM on the following Thursday. You wouldn’t want to miss out on the chance to hit snooze on the first alarm.
Step 8: update your CV. It’s been a while, and you never did get around to mentioning that spelling bee you won in third grade.
Step 9: put the beef in an oven which you preheated to 350 a couple weeks ago.
Step 10: while you wait for the beef to cook, weep bitterly about nearly every choice you’ve ever made.
Step 11: add “following these instructions” to the list of choices you should weep bitterly about.

Alright, it was the 5th grade. I beat the teachers pet who was a big snobby girl named Donna and threatened to "beat my cheating little ass" over it. Talk about bitter.
Also that 5th grade teacher was a sweet but tough old lady who changed my life by actually working with my Mother on spelling and the various and sundry behavioral issues keeping me at a desk in the hallway. She stopped class and put on her Yankees hat during the World Series so we could
listen on the radio. Donna hated me and baseball which made the experience all the more sublime. Yankees win the pennant! There's no crying in baseball...
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Posted: Oct 11, 2022 - 6:24pm

step 1: buy half a side of grade C beef
Step 2: buy the other half, because it looks “lonely”
Step 3: season both halves with a mixture of chili powder, turmeric, Laotian garlic, Mexican vanilla, powdered plantains, bison tears, and polar bear sweat salt.
Step 4: allow the beef to age exactly 17 hours and 31 minutes in a darkened warehouse while reciting “The Waste Land”.
Step 5: make sure the beef is not late for graduation. It’s important to get your diploma.
Step 6: set an alarm for 3PM on the following Thursday. 
Step 7: set a second alarm at 2:59 PM on the following Thursday. You wouldn’t want to miss out on the chance to hit snooze on the first alarm.
Step 8: update your CV. It’s been a while, and you never did get around to mentioning that spelling bee you won in third grade.
Step 9: put the beef in an oven which you preheated to 350 a couple weeks ago.
Step 10: while you wait for the beef to cook, weep bitterly about nearly every choice you’ve ever made.
Step 11: add “following these instructions” to the list of choices you should weep bitterly about.
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Posted: Oct 11, 2022 - 6:19pm

 winter wrote:

no, no, seriously: I really do have to wax my garters tonight. It’s Thursday, and you know how wild my weekends get.



holy shit, batman
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Posted: Oct 11, 2022 - 6:15pm

no, no, seriously: I really do have to wax my garters tonight. It’s Thursday, and you know how wild my weekends get.
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Posted: Oct 11, 2022 - 6:15pm

I asked my wife if she remembered the day we met.

She said, “Remind me which one you are?”

I guess I probably had that coming. I should have invited her to the ceremony instead of Bob Costas.
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Posted: Oct 11, 2022 - 6:13pm

liver and onions, liver and onions. That’s all anyone talks about these days, and I’m sick of it.

Just shut up and eat the stuff, you jabberwocks.
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Posted: Oct 11, 2022 - 6:11pm

Okay, hear me out: I didn’t know the mike was still hot. I’d switched it on three seconds earlier. Who knew someone stuck a Duracell in the damn thing?
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