Islander has been known to torpedo any dinghy that comes to close to him. He says it’s not a boat but a pile of kindling strapped together and should only be used for bonfires.
🔥 

 maryte wrote:

I call it a kickback, he says it's a service fee. 

 winter wrote:

Veev's comes from being the one to make them cry.

 islander wrote:

 VV wrote:
It's supposed to be ironic, but it's just unfortunate. 

SFW thinks his Alanis Morrisette tattoo makes him look tough.
 
It doesn’t.

Kurtster has ICE on speed-dial.

 GeneP59 wrote:


What's wrong with that? He's a righteous dude.

It’s like winter always says: “Manboobs are better than no boobs”.

 JrzyTmata wrote:
No it was me. My literary masterpiece but it was a take-off on a different story that I believe SFW posted. He had posted some weird story about encountering some questionable people in the woods. I just reimagined it with a group of bloodthirsty mimes. 
 
God that was ages ago… 

 GeneP59 wrote:


Mimes in The Woods.
no wait! that was SFW

Islander's secondary income stream is taking bets on which Little Leaguers will cry at the next game.

Steely_D's latest hobby is arranging Stones classics for his jug band of monitor lizards.

Red_Dragon once sold his Celica for some magic beans because the guy told him they were "eco-friendly-adjacent-ish".

 Veev has sworn eternal hostility towards the perpetrators of injustice, those who profit from human misery, and ABBA.

It's not a weekend at GeneP59's house until someone agrees to jello-wrestle one of the alpacas.

RedDragon was once spotted giving Alfred E Newman a high fiver.

OldV was once spotted dumpster diving at Hugh Hefner Playboy Mansion in search of the elusive perfectly fitting panties. 

VV’s claim to fame is ….?

When cops broke down Winters door while on a searching for the neighborhood perv, he yelled at them, “Hey, I’m masticating here!”