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The B-52's — Planet Claire
Album: The B-52s
Avg rating:
7.1

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Total ratings: 2362









Released: 1979
Length: 4:32
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Ahhhahhahhahh

She came from Planet Claire
I knew she came from there
She drove a Plymouth Satellite
Faster than the speed of light

Planet Claire has pink air
All the trees are red
No one ever dies there
No one has a head

Ahhhahhhahhahh

Some say she's from Mars
Or one of the seven stars
That shine after 3:30 in the morning
WELL SHE ISN'T

Ahhhahhhahhahhahhahh
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 cavemanleong wrote:
{#Bananajam}{#Dancingbanana_2}{#Bananapiano} This song had me doing the jig in the office!



Same here!
Chair Dancing time!!   
 wendyleefrancis1 wrote:

The base line is a complete rip off (or homage) to the Henry Mancini theme song to the 1960s show Peter Gunn.


Kate Pierson plays the synth bass for the B-52's. I'm sure it's total homage but with a very lighthearted intent. I mean, just look at that red wig she's wearing on the cover!

Saw the B-52's in about 1984. Excellent concert. (The late) Ricky Wilson was a surprisingly good guitarist.
 h8rhater wrote:

You could have just shrugged and spared us the drama.


Well, he didn't!
Funny 🤔 every woman I know named Claire is indeed living on Planet Claire…?!
Imagine it's the late 70s and you're in a dive bar in Athens Georgia drinking a beer and shooting pool when some band you've never heard of gets up and starts playing this.
The base line is a complete rip off (or homage) to the Henry Mancini theme song to the 1960s show Peter Gunn.
silly fun tune!
 Pez wrote:

WELL, SHE ISN'T!!!!!! (ahem. Just had to say that.)




Still one of the best lines...any song, anywhere 
top, still 40 years ... lov it
This is my favorite part of the song:

"Some say she's from Mars
Or one of the seven stars
That shine after 3:30 in the morning
WELL SHE ISN'T"

And he SCREAMS it.  Like, "Get it right dudes.  She's from planet Claire!"
Love these guys.  One of my favorite bands.  Unique, unusual, creative, out of the world.!!  Saw them at Fiddler's Green in Denver and as expected, kicked ass.  Took my 12 year old daughter for her first concert.  
Great memories of a now passed good friend who loved this. thanks!
Hey...she must be cool...she drove a Plymouth !  I saw them at Magic Mountain,  Valencia Ca.   A double date I won't forget.
1982 Orange Bowl - Not my finest moment! Love some B-52's. As long as they aren't opening for The Who.
It was 1979 folks...?!
Still hilarious! 
Had a friend (Clare) who heard this song when she was young and thought it was written especially for her.  She does live on her own planet (in a good way!)
 tinypriest wrote:

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I completely "Second" this - what the Priest said!

This was SO ahead of it's time - note the year it was released. I read an article about how this album had Lou Reed become re-inspired about music at the time.
 keller1 wrote:
Still tremendous after 40(!) years.
 

40 yrs ago or so I had a very narrow mind concerning music.  Now, I wish I had seen them.  Off the wall fun I bet! Gratefully my taste grew as I did. Started listening to RP in '05 I believe... nothing compares... I'm Grateful Bill and Rebecca 
 
 bluejay08003 wrote:

I just bumped this to Outstanding.  

Garyalex, you've got a point since the B-52's always went for pure science and realism. 
Stay well, my friend!
 

You're right.  The B52's paper on the possible effects of dark matter on galactic lensing is well-known in cosmological circles.  And you stay well also.
This is one of my favorite songs from the "New Wave" era! It's positively anthemic and anarchistic at the same time :)
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Because I can't unhear Peter Gunn bassline, I always wait for sax to start. Massive song anyways.
 TLynneHenry wrote:

Love Shack is the least of their songs. Do a deep dive on their early stuff if you like this one. Quiche Lorraine is how I got my kid hooked on the B-52s.
 
Don't forget Rock Lobster & Private Idaho - Great stuff!
Would be ahead of it's time NOW! 
 Grayson wrote:
Anybody I know rate this less than a 10? I know where you live. 
 
Each rating is in its own relative space. It's an 8 because Dance This Mess Around is a 10. This isn't as good as that so it has to be 8. Compared to other songs that I've rated 8, it might be better, but we can't make that adjustment because it would force some songs down that deserve to be 8 on their own separate scale. It's complicated.
 jpfueler wrote:
Not the biggest B-52s fan, certainly, but damned if I don't love this.
Love Shack on the other hand makes my teeth itch.
 
Love Shack is the least of their songs. Do a deep dive on their early stuff if you like this one. Quiche Lorraine is how I got my kid hooked on the B-52s.
Not the biggest B-52s fan, certainly, but damned if I don't love this.
Love Shack on the other hand makes my teeth itch.
YEAH .
 masonatlas wrote:

god this is awful
 
Apparently, masonatlas reconsidered and deleted his post.  
 Grayson wrote:
Anybody I know rate this less than a 10? I know where you live. 
 

I know what you did last summer
 garyalex wrote:
"..Faster than the speed of light.."  Can't do that, according to Albert Einstein.  Still a great tune.
 
I just bumped this to Outstanding.  

Garyalex, you've got a point since the B-52's always went for pure science and realism. 
Stay well, my friend!
Turn it up already!
"..Faster than the speed of light.."  Can't do that, according to Albert Einstein.  Still a great tune.
Makes me want to go back to my junior year in high school again.  So much I would do over! EXAMPLE:  Go to that B-52's appearance in New Orleans that I skipped for no good reason.  I would have "Danced this mess around"!
bye! 

kingart wrote:
OK. Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse and Henry Mancini meets Devo. 'Nuff. Bye bye.  
 

...BUT SHE ISN'T!!!!  

great line. Delivered perfectly!
 BCarn wrote:

No they were not under rated. They were rated just fine, as in, AWESOME! Not sure where you live that enables you to determine for all of us whether they were under rated or not.
 
I agree very awesome forgot too add that, have always loved them
Anybody I know rate this less than a 10? I know where you live. 
Still tremendous after 40(!) years.
 jp33442 wrote:
Damn fine group very underrated
 
No they were not under rated. They were rated just fine, as in, AWESOME! Not sure where you live that enables you to determine for all of us whether they were under rated or not.
CRAZY good
Bump.... Claire is sooooo popular!

 
zepher wrote:

This song is classic....  Always reminds me of Claire and how popular she was ;-)
 

 kingart wrote:
OK. Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse and Henry Mancini meets Devo. 'Nuff. Bye bye.  
 
Are you suggesting that that's a bad combination?
 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
 
Absolutely!
 ScottFromWyoming wrote:


Nah. Dance This Mess Around. 100%All good. Love this one, and Roam.  


 ziggytrix wrote:

One of their best, IMO, but the top spot probably goes to Rock Lobster. Different strokes, tho.
 

Nah. Dance This Mess Around. 100%
 X 1000
Damn fine group very underrated
Every time a B-52 song starts, I can't but stop what I'm doing to enjoy the music... Brilliant!!!
Ricky.....
 Webfoot wrote:
 
Yes, Boring, Oregon. It is located east of Portland. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boring,_Oregon


 
LOL
 
Great tune, of course.
  Daub wrote:
To boring.
  

ScottishWillie wrote:

Boring?!?



 
Yes, Boring, Oregon. It is located east of Portland. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boring,_Oregon

I miss my Plymouth {#Sad}
{#Bananajam}{#Dancingbanana_2}{#Bananapiano} This song had me doing the jig in the office!
ALL TIME CLASSIC!!!!!! {#Bananajam}{#Bananajam}{#Bananapiano}{#Bananapiano}{#Dancingbanana_2}{#Dancingbanana_2}{#Bananajam}{#Bananajam}{#Bananapiano}{#Bananapiano}{#Dancingbanana_2}{#Dancingbanana_2}{#Bananajam}{#Bananajam}{#Bananapiano}{#Bananapiano}{#Dancingbanana_2}{#Dancingbanana_2}
Heading for the love shack to get me some rock lobster and my own private idaho....potatoes. doing the knee lift strut.
How can anyone's head not bob to this?
I remember dancing to the B52's in high school!  I feel so fortunate to have experienced my youth then with music like this...so much fun! :)
 masonatlas wrote:
god this is awful

 
You could have just shrugged and spared us the drama.
Of course this is genius. We all knew it at the time and it still sounds great.
WELL, SHE ISN'T!!!
 Daub wrote:
To boring.

 
To Boring you will go, to Boring you will go...
 sirdroseph wrote:


Good call, this is my favorite B52s track too.  Ricky was the man!

 
One of their best, IMO, but the top spot probably goes to Rock Lobster. Different strokes, tho.
OK. Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse and Henry Mancini meets Devo. 'Nuff. Bye bye.  
Hey, how about that Plymouth  {#Motor}
Volume = maxx

:) 
 Daub wrote:
To boring.
 

Boring?!?


Just gave Franti a "1." But this band elevates campy to the zenith, fun, fun, fun, even also if they are a club band.
To boring.
 masonatlas wrote:
god this is awful

 
Lighten up, Francis.

I love Shakespeare, but I'm not so exalted that I can't laugh at the damned Flintstones occasionally.

Sometimes musicians do things for a reason.

Just sayin' 
I still remember the first time I heard this song, a good 36 years ago.
{#Jump}
god this is awful
{#Clap}{#Clap}{#Clap}
Always had a crush on Kate and her beehive. {#Heartkiss}
Great tune - and there is a video from back in the day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT1L5swMMVI 

Note that none of their equipment is plugged in!
 ScottishWillie wrote:

I don’t do dancing, but if I did, this song would be the one I’d do it to!

 

Amen....When I dance I usually fall over.  This is good listening to start the day in Florida.



 


 kingart wrote:
Yawn. The long intro is the same few bars repeated ad infinitum.  Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse need a new MC. 

 
You sound like a tremendous bore.

Anyone who doesn't want to bop their head and move their booty to this song is hereby banned from my kitchen.  Go be boring elsewhere. 
The Peter Gunn Theme as channeled by the B-52's. Next up...Art of Noise

This song is classic....  Always reminds me of Claire and how popular she was ;-)
Yawn. The long intro is the same few bars repeated ad infinitum.  Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse need a new MC. 
 Steely_D wrote:
I remember in college when Charise pulled this record out, and the eponymous Marshall Crenshaw, and played them both for me. Man, did I not like them.

Really, I was having a problem with how much I liked her. I liked her a lot. And it overwhelmed me and I drove her away rather than deal with it.

So, when I hear the B52's, it reminds me how life is short and you'd best grab every chance that steps in front of you.

Do all 16 dances. 

 
you were a damn fool ...
Giving it a 1 - mostly because the high pitched sounds hurt my ears.   But I appreciate the individuality expressed in the music.   OK...increasing to a 2.
 
 ottovonb wrote:
B-52's at the old Armadillo in Austin a really long time ago - funniest and most fun concert EVER.
There is no second place.
 

 
I am really sorry I missed that one.
 hempmandan wrote:
This whole album rocks!!
 
 
Indeed it does!
oooooooohhhhh yeaaaaaaahhh !!!!!
This whole album rocks!!
 
I remember in college when Charise pulled this record out, and the eponymous Marshall Crenshaw, and played them both for me. Man, did I not like them.

Really, I was having a problem with how much I liked her. I liked her a lot. And it overwhelmed me and I drove her away rather than deal with it.

So, when I hear the B52's, it reminds me how life is short and you'd best grab every chance that steps in front of you.

Do all 16 dances. 
 Lazarus wrote:
 big stud Romeo Tuma wrote:

This song is soooo good it puts a spring in my step this spring night...

this song is the first song on the B-52's eponymous debut album in 1979...  the song that follows this one on the album is one of my absolute favorites called "52 Girls" and it fracking rocks...  every song on the debut album is fantastic...
 
Let me try again—

 

 

Good call, this is my favorite B52s track too.  Ricky was the man!
So true

eskridtc wrote:

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce...  how can you not be happy when you hear this.  bounce bounce bounce bounce



 


This is such a classic album!{#Cowboy}
i´d like to live there... on planet claire :-)
Best song in their catalog{#Bananajam}
In my opinion Love Shack is the worst song ever. Bar-none, hands-down, violent and visceral reaction, Voldermort could use it as a curse, WINNER.

Thank you for playing Planet Claire instead...
Cant believe this is only rated 7.1. B52s are brilliant, esp this song {#Dancingbanana_2}{#Dancingbanana}
We saw them at a twilight concert at a winery up in the Hunter Valley during the summer of 2012, they were just fantastic, so much fun and energy.
{#Dancingbanana}{#Dancingbanana}

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce...  how can you not be happy when you hear this.  bounce bounce bounce bounce


Inside of the first 5 seconds of this song, it's a 10.  B-52s are the genuine 'nads. 



I don’t do dancing, but if I did, this song would be the one I’d do it to!


Yeah baby, stellar and timeless!!! You go Bill!!
NO SHE ISN"T!!!  

always cracks me up... 
Guilty pleasure? Maybe. Don't care. Love it. Headphones high!
 Lazarus wrote:


still miss Ricky...

 
Man, it's hard to believe he checked out almost 28 years ago.  I always liked the pink coat (real or not) on the 1st album cover.



 Keef wrote:
 
I  love the album as well, especially "Dance this Mess Around".  Fracking A!
 

I agree...  hope you are having a marvelous time right this minute...

this is a great song from an incredible album...
 
still miss Ricky...
The year: 1979
I saw the B52's open for the Talking Heads at Armadillo World Headquarters in Austin, Texas.
The most outrageously fun concert I have ever been to.
There is no second really.
It was just that damn good!

 
 (former member) wrote:

This song is soooo good it puts a spring in my step this spring night...

this song is the first song on the B-52's eponymous debut album in 1979...  the song that follows this one on the album is one of my absolute favorites called "52 Girls" and it fracking rocks...  every song on the debut album is fantastic...

 

I  love the album as well, especially "Dance this Mess Around".  Fracking A!



its my song!
 big stud Romeo Tuma wrote:

This song is soooo good it puts a spring in my step this spring night...

this song is the first song on the B-52's eponymous debut album in 1979...  the song that follows this one on the album is one of my absolute favorites called "52 Girls" and it fracking rocks...  every song on the debut album is fantastic...
 
Let me try again—

 
Some say she's from Mars
Or one of the seven stars
That shine after 3:30 in the morning
Well she isn't 

Shazam!  Love it!  Amen!  (We still miss you, Ricky...)
 
how much fun and joy can man put in a song,sooo good for your mood! This makes me happy:-)
needs to be really loud...
Still easily by far one of the best beginnings of any song to come along...love all the ZINGERS Fred throws in this one...and the wickedly perfect guitar work!  I still get the chills at all the same parts.  How cool is that?!  Truly, a rock-solid one for the Ages!
30 years on and it's still fun.




Don't get much better than this!!!