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Beez

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Location: Lookout Mountain, Alabama
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Posted: Mar 28, 2023 - 7:20am

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:

"When does the meteorite hit?"  asked with a sense of positive anticipation. 





NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: Mar 28, 2023 - 6:33am

"When does the meteorite hit?"  asked with a sense of positive anticipation. 
oldviolin

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Posted: Jan 21, 2022 - 9:42pm

 haresfur wrote:


Are you implying I brought them back in my car tires? Well, My treads are vacced. In the absence of proof, I will continue to deny and obfuscate. 

We call it caltrope or bindi here. No not that Irwin kid.


I just crunched the numbers and some probabilities presented themselves...

haresfur

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Location: The Golden Triangle
Gender: Male


Posted: Jan 21, 2022 - 8:59pm

 oldviolin wrote:
Like a corona virus of the soles. A proverbial metaphor for the journey and the mythic connotations along the way...
{#Wink}



Are you implying I brought them back in my car tires? Well, My treads are vacced. In the absence of proof, I will continue to deny and obfuscate. 
We call it caltrope or bindi here. No not that Irwin kid.
Manbird

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Location: La Villa Toscana
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Posted: Jan 21, 2022 - 5:59pm

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:


We never had "goat heads" here when I was a kid but the people a couple counties south of us always did. A few years ago I was at our fairgrounds and they're there. Evil sonsabitches came right through the soles of my shoes. 



We have yellow star thistle here - nasty, invasive plant which produces YUGE star 
shaped prickers that will shred you a new a-hole. At my first falconry field meet, the 
folks who took us hunting with them warned us about them. Moral of story: 

NEVER BUY CHEAP CHAPS! 




KurtfromLaQuinta

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Location: Really deep in the heart of South California
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Posted: Jan 21, 2022 - 4:55pm

 oldviolin wrote:
Like a corona virus of the soles. A proverbial metaphor for the journey and the mythic connotations along the way...
{#Wink}

Sowing the seeds of... evil.


oldviolin

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Posted: Jan 21, 2022 - 9:34am

 haresfur wrote:
I hate those bastards. Used to have a lot of them at my old house.  A few years ago we went up to north east Victoria, stopped in a town and it was all over. Now it has shown up here. 
Like a corona virus of the soles. A proverbial metaphor for the journey and the mythic connotations along the way...
{#Wink}
haresfur

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Posted: Jan 20, 2022 - 10:34pm

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:


We never had "goat heads" here when I was a kid but the people a couple counties south of us always did. A few years ago I was at our fairgrounds and they're there. Evil sonsabitches came right through the soles of my shoes. 



I hate those bastards. Used to have a lot of them at my old house. 

A few years ago we went up to north east Victoria, stopped in a town and it was all over. Now it has shown up here. 
NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: Jan 20, 2022 - 8:37pm

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:


We never had "goat heads" here when I was a kid but the people a couple counties south of us always did. A few years ago I was at our fairgrounds and they're there. Evil sonsabitches came right through the soles of my shoes. 



ok, that's way worse than prickles.
Red_Dragon

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Location: Gilead


Posted: Jan 20, 2022 - 8:28pm

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:


We never had "goat heads" here when I was a kid but the people a couple counties south of us always did. A few years ago I was at our fairgrounds and they're there. Evil sonsabitches came right through the soles of my shoes. 



Yes, those motherfuckers are rampant down here.
ScottFromWyoming

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Location: Powell
Gender: Male


Posted: Jan 20, 2022 - 8:24pm

 oldviolin wrote:

Oh gosh! Yes! I mean, we have sticker plants here too but out west? like little hell seeds. Like spike balls in the feet! Those things are medieval, dude...


We never had "goat heads" here when I was a kid but the people a couple counties south of us always did. A few years ago I was at our fairgrounds and they're there. Evil sonsabitches came right through the soles of my shoes. 

NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: Jan 20, 2022 - 8:03pm

 Manbird wrote:


Spanking of bare feet... once when I was real little - maybe about four - I was hanging around my house
by myself - barefoot. I walked across this triangle shaped easement that was just mostly dirt but it had
tumbleweed plants completely jam packed with california desert style stickers, too. I took about four
steps onto that unassuming patch then froze when I felt that the bottoms of my little feet were totally
covered in the prickly little bastards. I just started wailing. I couldn't move. An nice old gent who lived 
nearby came to my rescue. He picked me up and put me on his knee and brushed all the stickers off my 
trotters. And I can't say I lived happily ever after but I lived. Nasty critters, those stickers. Dumb story
that I will never forget. And what a ballbaby!




Ha, yeah, we had prickles. all over our lawn in summer. Sounds kind of similar. When you got bored at school you could spend some time digging them out with the point of your compass. Worst thing in our garden though was when the magpies were nesting and they'd attack you. 
oldviolin

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Posted: Jan 20, 2022 - 7:00pm

 Manbird wrote:
 oldviolin wrote:

In the neighborhood where I lived there was a dirt road that got fresh tar about once a year and in the summer when I went barefoot, like
most of the time, the soles of my feet would stay black. My mom never banned me going barefoot but I did step on a broken Coke bottle once and that pretty much put a dent in my shoeless habits for awhile. Out where my cousin lived there was a tarred dirt road too with a great bank in a curve and when I got my drivers license and my first car, which was a Kawasaki 250 dirt bike, I wrecked trying to ride it up high on that banking curve. Anyway that's all my tar stories...
Spanking of bare feet... once when I was real little - maybe about four - I was hanging around my house
by myself - barefoot. I walked across this triangle shaped easement that was just mostly dirt but it had
tumbleweed plants completely jam packed with california desert style stickers, too. I took about four
steps onto that unassuming patch then froze when I felt that the bottoms of my little feet were totally
covered in the prickly little bastards. I just started wailing. I couldn't move. An nice old gent who lived 
nearby came to my rescue. He picked me up and put me on his knee and brushed all the stickers off my 
trotters. And I can't say I lived happily ever after but I lived. Nasty critters, those stickers. Dumb story
that I will never forget. 
 
Oh gosh! Yes! I mean, we have sticker plants here too but out west? like little hell seeds. Like spike balls in the feet! Those things are medieval, dude...
Manbird

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Location: La Villa Toscana
Gender: Male


Posted: Jan 20, 2022 - 6:55pm

 oldviolin wrote:

In the neighborhood where I lived there was a dirt road that got fresh tar about once a year and in the summer when I went barefoot, like
most of the time, the soles of my feet would stay black. My mom never banned me going barefoot but I did step on a broken Coke bottle once and that pretty much put a dent in my shoeless habits for awhile. Out where my cousin lived there was a tarred dirt road too with a great bank in a curve and when I got my drivers license and my first car, which was a Kawasaki 250 dirt bike, I wrecked trying to ride it up high on that banking curve. Anyway that's all my tar stories...


Spanking of bare feet... once when I was real little - maybe about four - I was hanging around my house
by myself - barefoot. I walked across this triangle shaped easement that was just mostly dirt but it had
tumbleweed plants completely jam packed with california desert style stickers, too. I took about four
steps onto that unassuming patch then froze when I felt that the bottoms of my little feet were totally
covered in the prickly little bastards. I just started wailing. I couldn't move. An nice old gent who lived 
nearby came to my rescue. He picked me up and put me on his knee and brushed all the stickers off my 
trotters. And I can't say I lived happily ever after but I lived. Nasty critters, those stickers. Dumb story
that I will never forget. And what a ballbaby!


oldviolin

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Posted: Jan 20, 2022 - 6:53pm

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:

My feet were hard as nails back then. Bare foot was the only way to go. Even my first long-distance runs were all done barefoot till Mum took a trip to Australia and brought back some running shoes. It is amazing what feet can withstand if you give them the chance to toughen up. Bummer about your bike though.
 
lol. Yep. Had to be tough. I never rode barefoot though. lol 
I just hammered it out and kept ripping...
oldviolin

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Posted: Jan 20, 2022 - 6:50pm

 black321 wrote:
 oldviolin wrote:

In the neighborhood where I lived there was a dirt road that got fresh tar about once a year and in the summer when I went barefoot, like
most of the time, the soles of my feet would stay black. My mom never banned me going barefoot but I did step on a broken Coke bottle once and that pretty much put a dent in my shoeless habits for awhile. Out where my cousin lived there was a tarred dirt road too with a great bank in a curve and when I got my drivers license and my first car, which was a Kawasaki 250 dirt bike, I wrecked trying to ride it up high on that banking curve. Anyway that's all my tar stories...


Theres a song in there somwhere... barefoot tarheeled boy
 
{#Lol} Lots of marbled trails linger from those days...{#Good-vibes}
NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: Jan 20, 2022 - 6:45pm

 oldviolin wrote:

In the neighborhood where I lived there was a dirt road that got fresh tar about once a year and in the summer when I went barefoot, like
most of the time, the soles of my feet would stay black. My mom never banned me going barefoot but I did step on a broken Coke bottle once and that pretty much put a dent in my shoeless habits for awhile. Out where my cousin lived there was a tarred dirt road too with a great bank in a curve and when I got my drivers license and my first car, which was a Kawasaki 250 dirt bike, I wrecked trying to ride it up high on that banking curve. Anyway that's all my tar stories...
 
My feet were hard as nails back then. Bare foot was the only way to go. Even my first long-distance runs were all done barefoot till Mum took a trip to Australia and brought back some running shoes. It is amazing what feet can withstand if you give them the chance to toughen up. Bummer about your bike though.
black321

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Gender: Male


Posted: Jan 20, 2022 - 6:44pm

 oldviolin wrote:

In the neighborhood where I lived there was a dirt road that got fresh tar about once a year and in the summer when I went barefoot, like
most of the time, the soles of my feet would stay black. My mom never banned me going barefoot but I did step on a broken Coke bottle once and that pretty much put a dent in my shoeless habits for awhile. Out where my cousin lived there was a tarred dirt road too with a great bank in a curve and when I got my drivers license and my first car, which was a Kawasaki 250 dirt bike, I wrecked trying to ride it up high on that banking curve. Anyway that's all my tar stories...


Theres a song in there somwhere... barefoot tarheeled boy
oldviolin

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Gender: Male


Posted: Jan 20, 2022 - 6:36pm

 Manbird wrote:
 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:

(paraphrasing a bit here in the course of the translation) I don't want to eat the pomegranate at the table, I want to spread it over the yellow sofa and eat it like a cat. 

My mom banned pomegranates from my diet. Fortunately they grew all over the place.
We could just suck the sweet tart juice out of as many as we wanted. And I really tried not 
to dribble it all over my shirt but I was busted every time. Pomegranate lecture number 46.
 
In the neighborhood where I lived there was a dirt road that got fresh tar about once a year and in the summer when I went barefoot, like
most of the time, the soles of my feet would stay black. My mom never banned me going barefoot but I did step on a broken Coke bottle once and that pretty much put a dent in my shoeless habits for awhile. Out where my cousin lived there was a tarred dirt road too with a great bank in a curve and when I got my drivers license and my first car, which was a Kawasaki 250 dirt bike, I wrecked trying to ride it up high on that banking curve. Anyway that's all my tar stories...
Manbird

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Location: La Villa Toscana
Gender: Male


Posted: Jan 19, 2022 - 4:20pm

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:

(paraphrasing a bit here in the course of the translation)

I don't want to eat the pomegranate at the table, I want to spread it over the yellow sofa and eat it like a cat. 



My mom banned pomegranates from my diet. Fortunately they grew all over the place.
We could just suck the sweet tart juice out of as many as we wanted. And I really tried not 
to dribble it all over my shirt but I was busted every time. Pomegranate lecture number 46.

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