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Rod
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Dec 7, 2014 - 9:49am |
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Disembodied movie voice: "Please be sure to identify all emergency exits in this theater". Me: "Shouldn't they have done that for us"? Carolyn: "Shhhhhhhh!"
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Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
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Nov 25, 2014 - 4:15pm |
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See you losers on Monday!
...as I left the office today.
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cc_rider
Location: Bastrop Gender:
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Oct 30, 2014 - 9:49am |
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averybadcat wrote:Some Cuban plumbers were demolishing my mothers bathroom while making uncalled-for smartass remarks in spanish about la vieja (the old one, meaning my mother) and la gorda (the fat one — by process of elimination, me). One said something to another of them and that he wouldnt want to have a problem with him (sort of a mild mannered threat) which was met with some mumbling spanish curse words. At this point I made my surprise entrance, "Y tu no quieres una problema conmigo tambien. Cuidate." Meaning, "and you don't want a problem with me either—be careful." When they got over their shock they did a good job. Y la gorda heard no more disrespect about la vieja.
Well played! Glad they wised up and did a good job.
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averybadcat
Location: planet of the aged Gender:
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Oct 30, 2014 - 9:17am |
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Some Cuban plumbers were demolishing my mothers bathroom while making uncalled-for smartass remarks in spanish about la vieja (the old one, meaning my mother) and la gorda (the fat one — by process of elimination, me). One said something to another of them and that he wouldnt want to have a problem with him (sort of a mild mannered threat) which was met with some mumbling spanish curse words. At this point I made my surprise entrance, "Y tu no quieres una problema conmigo tambien. Cuidate." Meaning, "and you don't want a problem with me either—be careful." When they got over their shock they did a good job. Y la gorda heard no more disrespect about la vieja.
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lily34
Location: GTFO Gender:
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Oct 30, 2014 - 7:59am |
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Red_Dragon wrote:P: Today is National Cat Day. Who knew?
Me: Not me, do we have to buy them gifts?
P: Not if they don't know either.
Me: How do we know they don't know?
P: hmmmm
Me: We could be in big trouble. i think it's ok if you didn't because to them every day is cat day.
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Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
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Oct 30, 2014 - 7:36am |
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P: Today is National Cat Day. Who knew?
Me: Not me, do we have to buy them gifts?
P: Not if they don't know either.
Me: How do we know they don't know?
P: hmmmm
Me: We could be in big trouble.
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meower
Location: i believe, i believe, it's silly, but I believe Gender:
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Oct 17, 2014 - 7:03am |
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Sean-E-Sean wrote:How about sung out loud?
"Tickling these toe toes all the time" to the tune of "She'll be coming 'round the mountain". What. all the time!
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Sean-E-Sean
Location: Tk’emlúps te Secwépemc
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Oct 17, 2014 - 6:20am |
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How about sung out loud?
"Tickling these toe toes all the time" to the tune of "She'll be coming 'round the mountain". What.
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meower
Location: i believe, i believe, it's silly, but I believe Gender:
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Oct 17, 2014 - 6:10am |
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Sean-E-Sean wrote:Are you like James Brown? Do you need to get on up?
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lily34
Location: GTFO Gender:
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Oct 17, 2014 - 5:55am |
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Sean-E-Sean wrote:Are you like James Brown? Do you need to get on up?
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Sean-E-Sean
Location: Tk’emlúps te Secwépemc
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Oct 17, 2014 - 5:54am |
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Are you like James Brown? Do you need to get on up?
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Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
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Oct 17, 2014 - 5:29am |
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Pete, get out of the 'fridge.
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bokey
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Oct 10, 2014 - 4:29pm |
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"Pops(actually IRL I call him by his first name), don't try to stand up on the walker and transfer to the wheelchair without hitting me up on the walky talky first so I can grab you if you get wobbly. " That lasted for about a day until he decided to over rule me and run free.
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buzz
Location: up the boohai
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Oct 9, 2014 - 10:06pm |
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bokey wrote: I was stocking up on food for Pops and left a can of beans on the belt.As I was done bagging a Hispanic gentleman in line behind me said "Sir! These yours". I replied-"gracias mi amigo.Tu es un hombre que tiene un bueno corazon.Los frijoles es para mi Papi en el hospital.Hasta la vista y buena suerte para tu y su familia" I'm not sure if it came out right,but he got the drift and we shook hands. i hope he could translate it better than Google Translate. thanks my amigo.Tu is a man who has a good corazon.Los beans for my Papi is in sight hospital.Hasta and good luck to you and your family
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Steely_D
Location: Biscayne Bay Gender:
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Oct 9, 2014 - 9:10pm |
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bokey wrote: I was stocking up on food for Pops and left a can of beans on the belt.As I was done bagging a Hispanic gentleman in line behind me said "Sir! These yours". I replied-"gracias mi amigo.Tu es un hombre que tiene un bueno corazon.Los frijoles es para mi Papi en el hospital.Hasta la vista y buena suerte para tu y su familia" I'm not sure if it came out right,but he got the drift and we shook hands.
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triskele
Location: The Dragons' Roost
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Oct 9, 2014 - 7:39pm |
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bokey wrote: I was stocking up on food for Pops and left a can of beans on the belt.As I was done bagging a Hispanic gentleman in line behind me said "Sir! These yours". I replied-"gracias mi amigo.Tu es un hombre que tiene un bueno corazon.Los frijoles es para mi Papi en el hospital.Hasta la vista y buena suerte para tu y su familia" I'm not sure if it came out right,but he got the drift and we shook hands.
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2cats
Location: Oklahoma Gender:
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Oct 8, 2014 - 2:13pm |
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bokey wrote: I was stocking up on food for Pops and left a can of beans on the belt.As I was done bagging a Hispanic gentleman in line behind me said "Sir! These yours". I replied-"gracias mi amigo.Tu es un hombre que tiene un bueno corazon.Los frijoles es para mi Papi en el hospital.Hasta la vista y buena suerte para tu y su familia" I'm not sure if it came out right,but he got the drift and we shook hands. like button
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bokey
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Oct 8, 2014 - 1:56pm |
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I was stocking up on food for Pops and left a can of beans on the belt. As I was done bagging a Hispanic gentleman in line behind me said "Sir! These yours". I replied-"gracias mi amigo. Tu es un hombre que tiene un bueno corazon. Los frijoles es para mi Papi en el hospital. Hasta la vista y buena suerte para tu y su familia" I'm not sure if it came out right, but he got the drift and we shook hands.
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Antigone
Location: A house, in a Virginian Valley Gender:
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Sep 5, 2014 - 9:14am |
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cc_rider wrote: What, you lost a bet?
No, but it's the only place locally where I can get the really good Greek yogurt I like. I guess I can deal with going in there every couple weeks for yogurt, but only yogurt.
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miamizsun
Location: (3283.1 Miles SE of RP) Gender:
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Sep 5, 2014 - 9:11am |
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Antigone wrote:Wow, I guess I'm actually going into Walmart. i go whenever i need to (and that includes costco) fortunately i have someone in my life who does the lion's share of the shopping
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