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Posted: Mar 28, 2021 - 6:04pm

“It called the Capitol ‘a temple,’ Greene said. “ thinks that place is a church, and she calls it a sacred place. I cannot vote for a bill that calls the Capitol ‘a temple.’ That is one of the most evil places; horrible things happen there. They attack God’s creation and wipe out male and female. It’s a place where they make abortion legal and fund it to kill over 62 million people in the womb. That is not a temple. And if it is a temple, God is not in that temple.”
– MTG
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Posted: Sep 23, 2020 - 12:11pm



 Proclivities wrote:
Television: A medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well-done.
   - Ernie Kovacs

 Brilliant comedian - his TV show broke all kinds of ground.
c.


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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 - 1:39pm

“Man is not worried by real problems so much as by his imagined anxieties about real problems.”

 -EPICTETUS
KurtfromLaQuinta

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Location: Really deep in the heart of South California
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Posted: Mar 12, 2018 - 1:09pm

“That woman’s as cold as a nudist on an iceberg”   Foghorn Leghorn
Manbird

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Posted: Dec 23, 2016 - 3:45pm

"Model # NR96 isn't hydraulic, said nobody ever"

 - oldviolin, 1984

miamizsun

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Posted: Dec 23, 2016 - 1:11pm

"I don't think she ever really figured it out."

Joe Biden
DaveInSaoMiguel

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Location: No longer in a hovel in effluent Damnville, VA
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Posted: Oct 12, 2014 - 2:33pm

Stephen Wright - "Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts."
Proclivities

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Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male


Posted: Jun 18, 2014 - 6:49am

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-Fred Allen


DaveInSaoMiguel

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Location: No longer in a hovel in effluent Damnville, VA
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Posted: May 5, 2012 - 7:19am

"When I was a kid my acne was so bad that blind people kept trying to read my face." - Rodney Dangerfield
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Posted: May 5, 2012 - 6:45am

 JCF wrote:
If it weren;t for pick-pockets,I'd have no sex life at all !   I don't get no respect.!          Rodney Dangerfield.    Very funny dude.

 
I was too young to really appreciate him at his peak, but he was funny as hell!
Proclivities

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Posted: May 5, 2012 - 6:42am

Television: A medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well-done.
   - Ernie Kovacs




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Posted: May 4, 2012 - 9:39pm

If it weren;t for pick-pockets,I'd have no sex life at all !   I don't get no respect.!          Rodney Dangerfield.    Very funny dude.
Umberdog

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Posted: May 4, 2012 - 4:24pm

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
~ Robin Williams
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Location: Really deep in the heart of South California
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Posted: Apr 9, 2012 - 1:09pm

Quotes from a book I’ve been reading… “1001 Greatest Things Ever Said About California” from my two favorite comedians…

 

“Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, “Thank God, I’m still alive.” But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.”

Senator Barbara Boxer

 

“As many of you know, I come from San Francisco. We don’t have a lot of farms there. Well, we do have one- it’s a mushroom farm, so you know what that means.”

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi to the Agribusiness Club of Washington, July 24, 2006

 

And everyone thought that Dubya was the comedian.


Proclivities

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Posted: Jan 30, 2012 - 11:30am

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
    - Mel Brooks
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Posted: Aug 12, 2011 - 10:10am

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. 
~ Robin Williams 

rmgman

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Location: North of the Pinelands in NJ
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 11, 2011 - 11:49am

Banks have a new image. Now you have "a friend," your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? 

~ Alan King 



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Location: Dumbf*ckistan


Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 4:15pm

 Skaterella wrote:
"There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch. ..." Nigel Powers
 
 damn pendulous foreheads.
Skaterella

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Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 4:10pm

"There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch. ..." Nigel Powers

Red_Dragon

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Location: Dumbf*ckistan


Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 4:13am

 justlistening wrote:
emo is great mfaraday

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Emo Philips

 

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