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Lazy8

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Posted: Aug 13, 2008 - 6:03pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:
It's impossible to summarize this story well, but if I said it's about a North Cackalacky woman who moved to Wyoming and was crowned Miss Wyoming (World) then kidnapped a Mormon missionary in London, skipped bail, changed her name, and was last seen in Korea picking up the product of the world's first commercial dog cloning, a clone of her pit bull, Booger, well would that be enough?

If she can get crowned Miss Wyoming...Scott, you've got a better than even chance. What's the entry fee? Should we take up a collection?


maryte

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Posted: Aug 13, 2008 - 11:13am

 Zep wrote:


This part is too rich to let go by:

McKinney tracked him down to Surrey, England. With the help of an accomplice, she held him up with a toy pistol, used chloroform on him and drove him 200 miles to a honeymoon cottage in southeast England, chained him to a bed using mink-lined handcuffs, and for two days read him the Bible while trying to persuade him to marry her.

That didn't work, so she and her accomplice tied him spread-eagled on the bed and she assaulted him three times.



So it's either the Bible, or I screw your brains out.
 

As a confirmed atheist, I can say without hesitation that I'd take the bible, thankyouverymuch. 

betterdaze

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Posted: Aug 13, 2008 - 9:54am

ScottFromWyoming wrote:
It's impossible to summarize this story well, but if I said it's about a North Cackalacky woman who moved to Wyoming and was crowned Miss Wyoming (World) then kidnapped a Mormon missionary in London, skipped bail, changed her name, and was last seen in Korea picking up the product of the world's first commercial dog cloning, a clone of her pit bull, Booger, well would that be enough?


Thank you, thank you, thank you for posting the link.
I wouldn't have believed it to be true, otherwise!  {#Roflol}


The beauty queen turned international fugitive resurfaced at a hotel in Atlanta disguised as a nun, then dropped the charade to pose topless for magazines before U.S. authorities arrested her and then freed her on bail.

She disappeared again only to appear in 1984 in Salt Lake City where she was arrested for stalking her former Mormon missionary victim.

zipper

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Posted: Aug 13, 2008 - 9:54am

ScottFromWyoming wrote:


You want scary, how about the gnome-lady from yesterday's news?



She looks like my fossilized high school home ec teacher, who hated me because I wasn't a cheerleader. Thanks for bringing up such a creepy memory. Next time, paper cut, lemon juice, k? ;)
{#Arrowd} Lynne!


onlylynne

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Posted: Aug 13, 2008 - 9:31am

ScottFromWyoming wrote:
It's impossible to summarize this story well, but if I said it's about a North Cackalacky woman who moved to Wyoming and was crowned Miss Wyoming (World) then kidnapped a Mormon missionary in London, skipped bail, changed her name, and was last seen in Korea picking up the product of the world's first commercial dog cloning, a clone of her pit bull, Booger, well would that be enough?






Cloned?
Wow! They look just alike!
'cept for the blue eye shadow.

geoff_morphini

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Posted: Aug 13, 2008 - 7:27am

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
It's impossible to summarize this story well, but if I said it's about a North Cackalacky woman who moved to Wyoming and was crowned Miss Wyoming (World) then kidnapped a Mormon missionary in London, skipped bail, changed her name, and was last seen in Korea picking up the product of the world's first commercial dog cloning, a clone of her pit bull, Booger, well would that be enough?
 
Does it seem like she might be applying a little too much love to the little pup?  Somebody call the SPCA ferchrissakes!
ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Aug 13, 2008 - 7:27am

Zep wrote:
So it's either the Bible, or I screw your brains out.


WWZD

Zep

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Posted: Aug 13, 2008 - 7:21am

ScottFromWyoming wrote:
It's impossible to summarize this story well, but if I said it's about a North Cackalacky woman who moved to Wyoming and was crowned Miss Wyoming (World) then kidnapped a Mormon missionary in London, skipped bail, changed her name, and was last seen in Korea picking up the product of the world's first commercial dog cloning, a clone of her pit bull, Booger, well would that be enough?


This part is too rich to let go by:

McKinney tracked him down to Surrey, England. With the help of an accomplice, she held him up with a toy pistol, used chloroform on him and drove him 200 miles to a honeymoon cottage in southeast England, chained him to a bed using mink-lined handcuffs, and for two days read him the Bible while trying to persuade him to marry her.

That didn't work, so she and her accomplice tied him spread-eagled on the bed and she assaulted him three times.



So it's either the Bible, or I screw your brains out.

JrzyTmata

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Posted: Aug 13, 2008 - 6:36am

buzz wrote:

theres a rumor in the neighborhood that the gnome is really her illegitimate son. remember that "vacation" she took when she was 15?


holy crap!

AugieK

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 11:28pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:
It's impossible to summarize this story well, but if I said it's about a North Cackalacky woman who moved to Wyoming and was crowned Miss Wyoming (World) then kidnapped a Mormon missionary in London, skipped bail, changed her name, and was last seen in Korea picking up the product of the world's first commercial dog cloning, a clone of her pit bull, Booger, well would that be enough?

"It's a miracle!" McKinney repeatedly shouted when she saw the cloned Boogers.
That may be my favorite line ever.

buzz

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 10:40pm

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:


You want scary, how about the gnome-lady from yesterday's news?


 
theres a rumor in the neighborhood that the gnome is really her illegitimate son. remember that "vacation" she took when she was 15?
ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 10:40pm

Leslie wrote:

Nice shot of Nancy and Ronald Reagan.



Leslie

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 10:38pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:


You want scary, how about the gnome-lady from yesterday's news?



Nice shot of Nancy and Ronald Reagan.

ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 10:36pm

zipper wrote:


Only Cackalackians are allowed to call it Cackalacky. ;)
Scary broad.


You want scary, how about the gnome-lady from yesterday's news?



oldviolin

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 10:32pm

 zipper wrote:


Only Cackalackians are allowed to call it Cackalacky.  ;)
Scary broad. 

 

Tell 'em Doll! {#Wink}
Don't mess with them if you know what's good for ya.

zipper

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 10:28pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:
It's impossible to summarize this story well, but if I said it's about a North Cackalacky woman who moved to Wyoming and was crowned Miss Wyoming (World) then kidnapped a Mormon missionary in London, skipped bail, changed her name, and was last seen in Korea picking up the product of the world's first commercial dog cloning, a clone of her pit bull, Booger, well would that be enough?


Only Cackalackians are allowed to call it Cackalacky.  ;)
Scary broad. 


Leslie

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 10:28pm

Which one's the clone?

ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 10:26pm

buzz wrote:
its not often that you see cackalacky, mormon and booger in the same paragraph.


Not where you live, maybe.

buzz

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 10:12pm

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
It's impossible to summarize this story well, but if I said it's about a North Cackalacky woman who moved to Wyoming and was crowned Miss Wyoming (World) then kidnapped a Mormon missionary in London, skipped bail, changed her name, and was last seen in Korea picking up the product of the world's first commercial dog cloning, a clone of her pit bull, Booger, well would that be enough?
 






its not often that you see cackalacky, mormon and booger in the same paragraph.


BlueHeronDruid

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 9:55pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:
It's impossible to summarize this story well, but if I said it's about a North Cackalacky woman who moved to Wyoming and was crowned Miss Wyoming (World) then kidnapped a Mormon missionary in London, skipped bail, changed her name, and was last seen in Korea picking up the product of the world's first commercial dog cloning, a clone of her pit bull, Booger, well would that be enough?





Wait. How could she overpower a 300 lbs. male? Oh, the humanity. Why can't we all just forget? (said she)


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