Lazy8 wrote: 
The Icecaps are melting...  Florida is flooding... All those wimmen danzerz from Foat Law-der-dale are gonna need a new place to danz.

 winter wrote:
Exactly. That's why I refrain from innocence.

 Lazy8 wrote: 
Perhaps. But I will not discuss these matters in the presence of females - they are well known for their wiles, and for distracting innocent businessmen from plying their honest trade. 

 Lazy8 wrote: 

What a diabolical SOB you are.

 winter wrote:
Come, let us drink imported wine from the pasties of exotic dancers and discuss my latest business venture. I bottle the tears of children deprived of basic cable. It is used in certain Asian countries as a salve for weary organ harvesters. Your Ukrainian connections could prove useful should global warming flood the land bridge to Siberia.

Chewing On Tin Foil. Good name for a band eh?

 Lazy8 wrote: 
I am a capitalist, Comrade "Support The Weaklings and Sissies or They Will Cry Like Babies and Break My Lily-livered Namby-Pamby Heart".

If my neighbors were true God-fearing Americans, they'd get efficient and turn a profit making better products. Or they'd accept their bankruptcies, shame, and disgrace as God's just and loving judgment on their immorality. 

 winter wrote:
It's people like you that cause honest American foil makers to lose their jobs! Think of your neighbor, the hard-working foilsmith, or your local foilmonger, pushing his foil cart thru the streets calling "Foil! Foil for your head!"

Will our streets no more ring to his cry? Will we turn a deaf ear and patronize a far-away factory, dark and dingy with the sweat of slave laborers slicking its cold concrete floors? Have you no pride?

Besides, you're probably just turning the wrong side out. Foil has a protective side and a "use-other-side" side. You can tell because the protective side is more waterproof. Stand under a garden hose to determine which way it should face. Or just use two layers back to back. That's what I do when I can't find my hose.

 KurtfromLaQuinta wrote: 
Those are "lenticular" clouds.  Common when certain high-altitude winds and tall mountains interact.  Sailplane pilots love 'em, as they imply areas of good lift.  Completely natural and harmless.  As are the contrails (not "chemtrails") mentioned below.  Well, okay, they're not natural, being triggered by jet exhaust, and they're not harmless, actually, to the extent that they're air pollution by another name.  But they ain't some nefarious government/industry plot to drug us all into SOMA-land.  C'mon, folks. . . .  (Of course they are laid out in regular patterns—they are behind commercial and military aircraft which tend, duh, to fly in regular patterns and at regular intervals, the better not to run into each other.)

 manbirdexperiment wrote:  
Art Bell and George Noory have spent a few hours discussing this on that great late night Coast to Coast radio show.

(links to show recap)

Wednesday February 26th, 2003 Tracking Chemtrails

Monday April 19th, 2004 Investigating Chemtrails

Saturday September 18th, 2004 Chemtrails & Weather Modification

Monday June 16th, 2008 Chemtrails, Cell Phones & Air Ships

 phineas wrote: 
Bet your ass it is. I get mine from a company in the Ukraine that used to make them for top Soviet officials during the cold war. Each one is made from military-grade materials and custom-fitted for the maximum thought protection.

It costs more, but it's worth it. Hell, I can barely control my own thoughts when I'm wearing them.

Look into it, citizen! 

 winter wrote: 
Something tells me your foil is special ordered....

 Lazy8 wrote: 
That's exactly what They want you to do. Over-the-counter foil no longer contains enough lead to refract brain-wave rays - it's posts like this that lull everyone into a false sense of security. You need some industrial-grade hammered tungsten to protect yourselves.

Wake up, sheeples. 

 kurtster wrote:
Protect yourself!

 kurtster wrote: 
       This neatly covers contrail formation, with added reference to climate change as a bonus!
 
 
I'd imagine that you see so many contrails because you live near or under an air route - we live close to one of the two routes across the English Channel, with an aeronautical beacon about 5 miles from us and so see a lot of two-way traffic, like an aerial highway.

 manbirdexperiment wrote: 

 KurtfromLaQuinta wrote:  
Lenticular Altocumulus!

These are the famous UFO clouds.
We get these over the Coachella Valley when were headed for a climate change.
I think we should investigate.

They're from airliners yall. 737s, 757s, Aribusses, etc. The gases ejected from a hot jet engine hit air at -40 deg C and create instant clouds. Been happening since jet engines were adopted in the 1950s.

They are called CHEMTRAILS. They are the result of high altitude spraying of some sort of chemicals or biological agents. The government has been doing it for years - probably since the 1940's. It has not been determined exactly what chemical compounds are being sprayed but its generally thought to be drugs which repress natural feelings of joy and happiness as well as population control. It would follow that the chemical and pharmaceutical companies are also involved. Many people believe the result of all this chemical spraying - over the entire globe - has caused what used to be called 'global dimming' now referred to as global warming. It has been shown that other side effects of this arial spraying include increasing cancer rates, respiratory illness and many other health conditions. Wake up America! We are being slowly poisoned so the drug companies can get rich!