JrzyTmata wrote: 
You know, of course, that it's a hoax created by a group of English hedgerow trimmers trying to bring attention to the plight of the undercornchipped. I read it on Snopes.

 JrzyTmata wrote: 

kctomato wrote:
Where were you when this happened 3 weeks ago? Buzz did try to stand it up. it didn't work very well.
anyway, God fixed it for me.

the words SEND SALSA was stamped out in corn.

JrzyTmata wrote:
send buzz out to fix it!

stand it back up and mound some soil up to hold the stalks up. The soil wont hurt em.

I know it seems odd but making a large batch of salsa would help tremendously.

Have you climbed on your roof and looked down at it? Are you sure it was a storm and not an attempt by aliens to make NJ crop circles?

rosedraws wrote:
replying to myself.

So, anyway, I wish I could remember what kinda tomatoes these are... because, for all their special treatment and tender care, the tomatos were very meh.  I suppose there is simply not enough sun on my property for tomatoes.  Or much else for that matter!

 BillJ wrote:

 
Bill, you're so helpful!

BillJ wrote:


oh too late now!

 JrzyTmata wrote:

 

Jrzy, perhaps you could try this:

 JrzyTmata wrote:

 

I CARE! I've just been pre-occupied with WORK.

Wonder if the ears will be angled??

JrzyTmata wrote:


OK, since no one cared about my corn
It managed to upright itself. it's still a bit on an angle but it will live.

Here's my garden. 

Look at those puny leaves!  Amazing that it can make those tomatoes somehow.

I took this photo at 8:15am.  Yup, I'm getting a little sick and tired of dark rainy days!  But I gotta admit that it's been nice to never have to water anything!

we had a pretty big storm blow through and dump 3 inches of rain overnight. Now, all my corn is knocked over. the stalks aren't broken, but the plants won't stand back up. anyone know what to do?

 edieraye wrote:

 
Oh, aren't all you all sweet! Someone tell that poor high desert hillbilly to fix her hair. She needs to be slapped up side the head with a bottle of Dolly Parton peroxide...
So, back to all that is important in the world -> -> -> RASPERRIES!

Yes, as Mr. RaspberryResentmentSFW said, they will grow just about anywhere. I planted these along the back fence, near the alley. We refenced a couple of years ago and that didn't wipe them out, which is a good sign of their longevity. I don't cut them back as I used to; I'm not exactly sure why I ever did. My grandfather, in his retirement, would spend June and July picking wild raspberries along the Missouri River in Sioux City, Iowa. THOSE were never cut back by anyone. He used to go out in coveralls and heavy boots, in the sticky humidity, and come back to their house like he'd been attacked by a tornado of cats with their claws out. Thankfully, my domesticated berries aren't quite that painful to harvest.

EVERY TIME the pump for the yard irrigation, they get water via a soaker hose. The key to keeping them happy is lots and lots and lots and lots of water. And some fertilizer. And some picking. Lots of picking so that they know they are appreciated.