Posted: Jun 18, 2009 - 10:23am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: Clinton fractures elbow in fall I mean, where else am I gonna put this story? Where else but in "Breaking News"?

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Posted: Jun 18, 2009 - 10:15am

ScottFromWyoming wrote:

Clinton fractures elbow in fall

Hillary Clinton will have an operation on her right elbow next week

US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has fractured her right elbow in a fall, her chief of staff has said.

Mrs Clinton had been on her way to the White House when she fell on Wednesday afternoon, her chief of staff Cheryl Mills said in a statement.

The secretary of state was treated at The George Washington University Hospital and then went home.

She is to have surgery to repair her elbow in the coming week, Cheryl Mills said.

"Secretary Clinton appreciates the professionalism and kindness she received from the medical team who treated her this evening and looks forward to resuming her full schedule soon," her chief of staff added.

Mrs Clinton had been due to join actress Angelina Jolie on Thursday morning at an event in Washington marking World Refugee Day, but pulled out after her accident.

I mean, where else am I gonna put this story?

Why isn't she going to Canada or Europe to let socialized medicine take care of her?

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Posted: Jun 18, 2009 - 9:05am
SantaFeGrace wrote: The news is out and the plane hasn't even landed yet! It was coming from Europe, so they had a few hours to prepare. They would have had to call ahead anyway. The copilot took the controls, which is common.

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Posted: Jun 18, 2009 - 8:55am
kysmet wrote: Pilot dies on commercial flight to Newark The news is out and the plane hasn't even landed yet!

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Posted: Jun 18, 2009 - 8:42am
Pilot dies on commercial flight to Newark

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Posted: Jun 18, 2009 - 7:28am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: Clinton fractures elbow in fall I read that at "Clinton fractures elbow in fail".

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Posted: Jun 18, 2009 - 12:21am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: I mean, where else am I gonna put this story? Twitter?

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Posted: Jun 17, 2009 - 11:19pm

Clinton fractures elbow in fall

Hillary Clinton will have an operation on her right elbow next week

US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has fractured her right elbow in a fall, her chief of staff has said.

Mrs Clinton had been on her way to the White House when she fell on Wednesday afternoon, her chief of staff Cheryl Mills said in a statement.

The secretary of state was treated at The George Washington University Hospital and then went home.

She is to have surgery to repair her elbow in the coming week, Cheryl Mills said.

Mrs Clinton had been due to join actress Angelina Jolie on Thursday morning at an event in Washington marking World Refugee Day, but pulled out after her accident.

I mean, where else am I gonna put this story?

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Posted: Jun 16, 2009 - 4:27am
manbirdexperiment wrote: what... you invented the word 'cloaca' ? Do you have to be a "sewer" in order to sue? (BTW: Every time I see the title of this thread I think about sitting on a TV and breaking it...)

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Posted: Jun 15, 2009 - 10:04pm
manbirdexperiment wrote: check's in the mail Sure.

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Posted: Jun 15, 2009 - 10:04pm
BlueHeronDruid wrote: Sure. check's in the mail

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Posted: Jun 15, 2009 - 10:03pm
manbirdexperiment wrote: what... you invented the word 'cloaca' ? Sure.

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Posted: Jun 15, 2009 - 10:03pm
manbirdexperiment wrote: what... you invented the word 'cloaca' ? No frickin', poopin' way!

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Posted: Jun 15, 2009 - 9:59pm
BlueHeronDruid wrote: Kindly remit your $.25 to me. Or Bender. But he's fictional, and I'm all too real. And I know your address. Choose! what... you invented the word 'cloaca' ?

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Posted: Jun 15, 2009 - 9:51pm
manbirdexperiment wrote: Bite my shiny metal cloaca. Kindly remit your $.25 to me. Or Bender. But he's fictional, and I'm all too real. And I know your address. Choose!

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Posted: Jun 15, 2009 - 8:53pm
manbirdexperiment wrote: Bite my shiny metal cloaca. "I was God once."

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Posted: Jun 15, 2009 - 8:51pm
smokinsean wrote: ...bender...HA!... Bite my shiny metal cloaca.

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Posted: Jun 15, 2009 - 8:49pm
manbirdexperiment wrote: Comedy Central Revives Futurama ...bender...HA!...

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Posted: Jun 15, 2009 - 8:47pm
samiyam wrote: Danger Will Robinson! ... and Roy Orbison.

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Posted: Jun 15, 2009 - 7:20pm
manbirdexperiment wrote: Comedy Central Revives Futurama Danger Will Robinson!

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