Radio Paradise

Posted: Mar 3, 2011 - 9:37am
aflanigan wrote: I have the script lying around in my garage somewhere . . . lesbianism? yea. not. and yet? you are so much sexier than the bucket hat kid.

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Posted: Mar 3, 2011 - 8:53am
mem_313 wrote: so, i guess me. i wouldn't be invited, or included. even though i could slaughter a beast, dress it, and then cook it. oh yea. i am NOT an asset, Me either, because I would have kept trying to mess up Mary Ann's hair!

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Posted: Mar 3, 2011 - 8:49am

mem_313 wrote:

i don't get this thread. {#Stupid}

so, i guess me.

i wouldn't be invited, or included. even though i could slaughter a beast, dress it, and then cook it. oh yea. i am NOT an asset,

Actually, I recall that they had an episode written specifically for you that was meant for the fourth season (that never happened since the show was unexpectedly cancelled after three seasons) in which you played a gangster moll sent to seduce Gilligan (who had stolen the week's take of the numbers racket in Honolulu, which is why he deliberately sabotaged rescue attempts), who falls in love with Jonas Quimby and Thurston Howell III, who square off in a duel of honor for the privilege of your attentions, but at the end of the episode you get poisoned by Mary Ann for spurning her sapphic advances, and your body gets hidden at the bottom of the lagoon by the professor, who carries a torch for Mary Ann despite her lesbian tendencies.

I have the script lying around in my garage somewhere . . .

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Posted: Mar 3, 2011 - 8:41am
bokey wrote: Raquel Welch- she knew that Tina Louise would be jealous of her true hotness, but deep down she realized that both she and Tina were really just a couple of skanks compared to MaryAnn and her cornfed wholesomeness. according to the intertubes, Raquel actually auditioned for the part of Mary Ann

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Posted: Mar 3, 2011 - 5:12am
Raquel Welch- she knew that Tina Louise would be jealous of her true hotness, but deep down she realized that both she and Tina were really just a couple of skanks compared to MaryAnn and her cornfed wholesomeness.

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Posted: Mar 3, 2011 - 4:47am
Timothy Leary - He got sidetracked, forgot where he was going and never made it.

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Posted: Mar 3, 2011 - 4:32am
Abbie Hoffman- he was chained to his job.

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Posted: Mar 2, 2011 - 9:21pm
Curt Gowdy-he knew his trademark Tourettes like outbursts of "the frozen tundra" every 5 minutes during the playoffs would be recognized as being a redundant term by the Professor. Not to mention it would sound weird and out of place on an uncharted desert isle.

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Posted: Mar 2, 2011 - 5:03pm
bokey wrote: Malcolm X was reading about it in the bathroom and was going to pay a visit, but when he put his glasses on and looked again he realized it wasn't Gilligan's Islam

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Posted: Mar 2, 2011 - 4:17pm
Manbird wrote: General Bang Pow - because he has not removed his tennis shoes in over 3 years! have you always been so hamstrung?

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Posted: Mar 2, 2011 - 4:14pm
General Bang Pow - because he has not removed his tennis shoes in over 3 years!

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Posted: Mar 2, 2011 - 3:40pm
No one I've ever known because who would name their kid "Gilligan?"

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Posted: Mar 2, 2011 - 3:24pm
Barbara Eden, because she couldn't give up the boy toys on Cocoa Beach.

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Posted: Mar 2, 2011 - 2:41pm
Malcolm X was reading about it in the bathroom and was going to pay a visit, but when he put his glasses on and looked again he realized it wasn't Gilligan's Islam

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Posted: Mar 2, 2011 - 12:30pm
Colonel Kurtz, cause his jungle wuz better ...

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Posted: Mar 2, 2011 - 12:27pm
Maynard G. (the "G" stands for "Walter) Krebs - because he didn't want the Skipper to mistake him for his "li'l buddy".

aflanigan

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Posted: Mar 2, 2011 - 12:27pm
Neal Cassady. Because you're either on the bus, or off the bus.

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Posted: Mar 2, 2011 - 12:22pm
Rod Serling - Because he was stuck in the Twilight Zone

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Posted: Mar 2, 2011 - 12:19pm
L B J, cause there weren't any dogs on the island ...

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Posted: Mar 2, 2011 - 12:17pm
bokey wrote: Well, it was supposed to be a humorous topic about people from the '60's who didn't make guest appearances. Now it's "Throw any name from any time period out there". Well they did rerun the series and the various reunion movies until hell froze over...

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