Sorry it had to be that way. Now go wash your hands for supper. lollollol

The other thing about that bike was that it was a birthday present and less than a year old when I started tricking it out. My Old Man just didn't get it. I had a guy on my paper route who was a house painter and his truck was Petty Blue, so I paid him 10 bucks to paint my frame the same color. Richard Petty's race shop was maybe 15 miles from where I lived. Anyhow the painter was also a KKK dude but he didn't ever lay any of that crap on me. I grew up in a pretty strange time and my hometown in particular was sort of a hotbed for the strife. Anyhow I survived in every way that a person could. You're a cool kid, Kevin. And I mean kid in the right way. I hope you make somebody jealous with that bicycle.
b


PS- I have to tell you this too. Back in the early '70's I gave my bike to a little kid on a street not too far from where my parents lived. Then I went into the army and so on and so forth until about 20 years had passed and I had a dream about that bike; that it was still at that house in the crawl space. I couldn't resist going to the house and telling the person who then lived there about my dream. She allowed me to look under there for it, but it was a dream that didn't come true. I'm kind of used to those at this point in my life, but I will not surrender. Don't you surrender either, Kevin. Ever. 
b

 Manbird wrote:

 

Who you calling a mallard ya quack-job?..

 oldviolin wrote:
 

If by 'normal' you mean peeling daddy's sugar fist back to exposed the damp, sticky interior of the yawning rabbit, then no.

 westslope wrote:
 

These are not the shrooms you are looking for.

Grosse corvette, petite quéquette.

 buddy wrote:
 

Mushroom shaped per the report by the porn star Trump did NOT have sex with......

 Manbird wrote:
 
Lolol

Don't forget to lower your trump truck flag to half mast! 

 Steely_D wrote:
 
Hear! Hear!

you're the bluebird...

 triskele wrote: 

paddle faster...

Hmmm... a mystery cd came in the mail today.... listening first before opening the letter, as instructed....  I hear banjos....

 Red_Dragon wrote:
 
Define 'bird'..
because why, you may ask...
well, I used to have a little male parakeet and he was a chipper happy boy.
He loved to spend the day on his perch rubbing his cloaca while chirping and licking his mirror. Don't know what all that means in the grand scheme, probably nothing.
However, as a sideline his story may in fact be relevant.
I'll give it some thought while cleaning my cage...

 oldviolin wrote:
 
What if you man like a bird? Hmmm?

 buddy wrote:
 
What if you talk like a duck? Did you ever think of that? Well did you? 

 Antigone wrote:
 


There are times when the truth requires you to write a book instead of letting uninformed cynicism paint a false picture, which leads to people like Trump taking power.

No.

Sorry, not sorry.