JrzyTmata wrote: 
I had a severe gall stone attack on Thursday night. Eventually ended in the ER although, with no insurance, I really tried to tough it out but no way. The next day they to took me to surgery to have the gall bladder removed lapriscopically. They had planned an endoscopy to clean up some stuff they missed but cancelled because of staffing problems. WTF. 
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.  

so what the hell happened? what did they take out and what method did they use? did you see the white light?
we need details!

 oldslabsides wrote: 
No!

 Manbird wrote: 

Glad you've embettered enough to come here and cromulate.

 Manbird wrote: 
Holy Goliath!

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote: 
It weighed 6 stone. 

 Manbird wrote: 
how big was this stone?

 Manbird wrote: 
ow ow ow.

and EW!

and fast healing!

 
 This is what my stomach feels like 

 geoff_morphini wrote: 
the community decided it was for the best.  the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.  you know.

I've really been out of the loop.  My god, castration!  Was that really necessary?  I hope the new falsetto suits you well MB.

Hope you feel better soon

feel better birdio!! don't let those buzzards circle.

I keep seeing the poster:

Harry Potter and the Manbird Stones

 helenofjoy wrote: 
Crikey! Catch me at the right moment and I'd even get an ear pierced.
 
Only one, 'cos pirates only have one earring. According to Charlie, who has a rubber cutlass and knows how to use it.
 
But still, I'd be in the market......

 starcloud wrote:Could make earrings out of em 

How much are they selling for? Is there an ebay link to start the bidding?
(hope you're feeling better MB)

 oldslabsides wrote: 

well put some syrup on it then, Flapjack.

 oldviolin wrote: 
sorry.  my big ego is why.

 oldslabsides wrote: 

brag brag brag. Can't you just accept a compliment w/o signifying?

 oldviolin wrote: 
of course.