You feed your neighbor some of your peanuts. If she drops over dead you know it was your peanuts and you should stop feeding them to the squirrels. If she doesn't drop over dead, you know it was not your peanuts and you should therefore cook a couple of dead squirrels and feed them back to your neighbor.
Problem solved.
Legal disclaimer: this is a joke and I do not endorse cooking dead squirrels, or live ones for that matter.
This is serious...I have found 5 dead squirrels within a 5 house vicinity the last couple weeks, including one who is lying almost dead by the side of my house right now.
These squirrels are my friends, I have been feeding them lots and lots of peanuts since spring, and they come onto my deck and look into the window to see if I am home.
My next door neighbor once expressed to me how much she hates squirrels and she is a mean old racist bitch. I am really concerned that either my peanuts are killing them, or she is poisoning them because they run across her fence.
What do I do? I guess I will stop feeding them and see what happens. Sonofabitch!
That's easy.
You feed your neighbor some of your peanuts. If she drops over dead you know it was your peanuts and you should stop feeding them to the squirrels. If she doesn't drop over dead, you know it was not your peanuts and you should therefore cook a couple of dead squirrels and feed them back to your neighbor.
Problem solved.
Legal disclaimer: this is a joke and I do not endorse cooking dead squirrels, or live ones for that matter.
This is serious...I have found 5 dead squirrels within a 5 house vicinity the last couple weeks, including one who is lying almost dead by the side of my house right now.
These squirrels are my friends, I have been feeding them lots and lots of peanuts since spring, and they come onto my deck and look into the window to see if I am home.
My next door neighbor once expressed to me how much she hates squirrels and she is a mean old racist bitch. I am really concerned that either my peanuts are killing them, or she is poisoning them because they run across her fence.
What do I do? I guess I will stop feeding them and see what happens. Sonofabitch!
HA! caught by the pixies, brilliant!!! Thanks for the link. btw H. is an extremely fluent speaker of English (ok she has problems with thick Jamaican accents sung in a rapid rap but apart from that)... but the one word she really can't say is squirrel.
HA! caught by the pixies, brilliant!!! Thanks for the link. btw H. is an extremely fluent speaker of English (ok she has problems with thick Jamaican accents sung in a rapid rap but apart from that)... but the one word she really can't say is squirrel.
This guy lived in our neighborhood and would steal fruit from the neighbor's tree. I finally caught him in the act.
I caught one eating a round Sweet Baby Watermelon out of my garden yesterday..how he got that baby out of the garden over to the shade of a nearby tree is beyond me..it was slightly smaller than a basketball
That was fun! I sure need to work on my German pronunciation.
HA! caught by the pixies, brilliant!!! Thanks for the link.
