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Posted: Dec 3, 2012 - 7:00pm
Isabeau wrote: Vicious creatures, all of 'em. nasty, smelly, fornicatin', procreatin', non-turn-signal-usin bunch-o-dumasses . . . you in the Walmart parking lot?

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Location: sou' tex
Gender: Female

Posted: Dec 3, 2012 - 5:47pm
Vicious creatures, all of 'em. nasty, smelly, fornicatin', procreatin', non-turn-signal-usin bunch-o-dumasses . . .

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Location: where fear is not a virtue
Gender: Male

Posted: Dec 3, 2012 - 5:43pm
Isabeau wrote: bokey wrote: Her finger isn't on the trigger and the hammer isn't cocked. She's probably just using it to apply budget mascara. Gunpowder is sexy. in beige and applied to the lips? I think it depends on the season . . . Only after Labor Day.

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Location: sou' tex
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Posted: Dec 3, 2012 - 5:35pm
bokey wrote: Her finger isn't on the trigger and the hammer isn't cocked. She's probably just using it to apply budget mascara. Gunpowder is sexy. in a pinky-beige and applied to the lips? I think it depends on the season . . .

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Location: (3283.1 Miles SE of RP)
Gender: Male

Posted: Dec 3, 2012 - 4:01pm
triskele wrote: Their persistent need to exist it's the breathing part that tweaks...

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Location: Gilead

Posted: Dec 3, 2012 - 2:32pm
ptooey wrote: This actually pretty well sums it up: ayup.

ScottFromWyoming

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Location: Powell
Gender: Male

Posted: Dec 3, 2012 - 2:25pm
triskele wrote: Their persistent need to exist He just stands on the porch yelling at them: "Think about it, really: Is it a NEED or a WANT? Because I don't give a hoot about your wants. Not saying anything about your needs, either but hey."

steeler

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Location: Perched on the precipice of the cauldron of truth

Posted: Dec 3, 2012 - 2:11pm
triskele wrote: Their persistent need to exist

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Location: The Dragons' Roost

Posted: Dec 3, 2012 - 1:55pm
Their persistent need to exist

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Posted: Dec 3, 2012 - 1:51pm
ptooey wrote: This actually pretty well sums it up: Her finger isn't on the trigger and the hammer isn't cocked. She's probably just using it to apply budget mascara. Gunpowder is sexy.

hobiejoe

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Location: Still in the tunnel, looking for the light.
Gender: Male

Posted: Dec 3, 2012 - 1:35pm
ptooey wrote: This actually pretty well sums it up: Well, I've heard that Schlabby bows to no one in his admiration for those that strive to achieve a Darwin Award.

ptooey

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Location: right behind you. no, over there.
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Posted: Dec 3, 2012 - 1:17pm
This actually pretty well sums it up:

winter

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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male

Posted: May 14, 2012 - 8:24pm
The way they insist on eating cottage cheese as if it was actually food.

ScottN

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Location: Half inch above the K/T boundary
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Posted: May 14, 2012 - 8:23pm
Well, I am going to defend Schlabby with my fourth grade joke. "Someone said he wasn't fit to eat with pigs. But I came to his defense and said he was!".

winter

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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male

Posted: May 14, 2012 - 8:19pm
They way they smell like pork with cheap cheese, even after a long shower with a hottie made of soap.

winter

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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male

Posted: May 14, 2012 - 8:17pm
Their appalling ongoing failure to admit his 'stache ROCKS.

winter

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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male

Posted: May 14, 2012 - 8:16pm
All these newfangled colors! Can't we just be happy with Roy G. Biv?

winter

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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male

Posted: May 14, 2012 - 8:15pm
Their constant need for faster Internet accesss.

winter

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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male

Posted: May 14, 2012 - 8:14pm
Most miniskirts are still too long.

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