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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 1:19pm
triskele wrote: MsJudi wrote: P-P-P-P-Pork sliders, num, num. Those are on tonight's menu.... I love the whole ask-and-you-shall-receive philosophy of this joint. I'm writing to Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives because I think Guy needs to see this to believe it.

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 1:16pm
MsJudi wrote: P-P-P-P-Pork sliders, num, num. Oh, thanks. I can't keep up. It's too fast for this old lady in here.

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 1:16pm
MsJudi wrote: P-P-P-P-Pork sliders, num, num. Those are on tonight's menu....

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 1:15pm
BlueHeronDruid wrote: Pulled what? P-P-P-P-Pork sliders, num, num.

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 1:01pm
RASPUTIN wrote: Speaking of Red, where is he...oh. Never mind. The Whiskey Fairy is doing her pre jiggle exercises. Apparently it takes some serious stretching and wiggling to get all those parts ready to jiggle. No wonder Red pulled the old Houdini on us. Pulled what?

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:52pm
miamizsun wrote: lower and slower please

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:38pm
Speaking of Red, where is he...oh. Never mind. The Whiskey Fairy is doing her pre jiggle exercises. Apparently it takes some serious stretching and wiggling to get all those parts ready to jiggle. No wonder Red pulled the old Houdini on us.

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:32pm
sirdroseph wrote: Why thank you, I'm an excellent carver! Now if you can just teach Red how to scratch names into pewter mugs...

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:28pm
RASPUTIN wrote: pssst. Great job carving the fireplace mantle. That thing looks like it's gonna crawl right off of there. Why thank you, I'm an excellent carver!

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:28pm
lily34 wrote: my hero lower and slower please

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:28pm
RASPUTIN wrote: pssst. Great job carving the fireplace mantle. That thing looks like it's gonna crawl right off of there. very good job Sird!

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:27pm
miamizsun wrote: bring me manbird's hawk and i'll handle it... my hero

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:22pm
sirdroseph wrote: Awwww I could've had a Falcon! pssst. Great job carving the fireplace mantle. That thing looks like it's gonna crawl right off of there.

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:19pm
miamizsun wrote: bring me manbird's hawk and i'll handle it... no no no! We'll be mopping up sweet sweet eye jelly for a month!

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:19pm
miamizsun wrote: bring me manbird's hawk and i'll handle it... Awwww I could've had a Falcon!

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:18pm
lily34 wrote: i wanted someone to be intimidated to leaving me alone. i was hoping for you, but i suppose jrzy's the right choice. bring me manbird's hawk and i'll handle it...

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:16pm
lily34 wrote: i wanted someone to be intimidated to leaving me alone. i was hoping for you, but i suppose jrzy's the right choice. Good choice. If that doesn't work there's always the beez bat. And we do have some pretty ugly dragons.

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:14pm
RASPUTIN wrote: Depends, if you just want them ball batted beez is your girl. If it a stern talking to, Alexandra or Jrzy will verbally slap someone around for you. i wanted someone to be intimidated to leaving me alone. i was hoping for you, but i suppose jrzy's the right choice.

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:12pm

miamizsun wrote:

aflanigan wrote:

Hey, Buddy. Yea, you. The bouncer at the Old Place would like a word with you and your pal, miamizsun. Something about a check you guys ran out on when you came down the street to this place.

they ran out of scotch and uncle buddy had major snappage and flared up like a pack of hemorrhoids! i had to run for my life!

oh ok, what's the damage?

just tell that scotch-less jerk-wad manager to send that cute waitress down here to collect the balance plus tip

and if he's got a problem with that, he can come down himself and ask for raspy beez.

fyt

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:11pm
ditty wrote: hey sird! Could you heat the hot tub before your shift is over? I think I need another soak...being a barfly is hard work. You just made it! My shift is over in 20 minutes and apparently I have to hide from Raspy so I will try to make it over there when Raspy is on the other side of the bar!

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