(...) “These are very bad birds…criminals actually. They poop everywhere, that’s a criminal offence!” said the president gravely. “If you and I pooped everywhere we’d be in the slammer, but these birds just get a free pass from the Democrats.

“Remember that time they crashed a jet into the river? That’s terrorism! Hillary and Obama just let these criminals keep crossing illegally and did nothing! Well, not anymore!”

Trump announced a new branch of the military today called the “Bird Force.” The Bird Force will be a battalion of 1,000 bald eagles with effin’ machine guns attached to their backs because ‘MURICA! These eagles will be specially trained to seek and destroy any Canada geese within U.S. borders.

“The Bird Force is an important step in enhancing our national defence against these northern invaders,” said Trump. “And for those of you who are asking, yes I did think of it all by myself. How could you tell?”

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