kurtster wrote: 

even with all that red clay?

Ajax is stronger than dirt ...

 kurtster wrote: 
...even with all that red tape?

You can get a fair trial in the Court of the Crimson King ...

Rust never sleeps ...

 kurtster wrote: 
 I will help in rearranging the deck chairs and toss as many of them overboard as I can.

I've noticed a lot of gold buying in the last few years. Now who can afford to do that? I bet they plan on hiding out in their secret mountain shelters until the great collapse of America and later return of a gold standard.

 kurtster wrote: 
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Newer is better.

Its not whether you win or lose, its how you play the game.

 Beaker wrote: 
YES!!

They don't make them like they used to ...

 oldslabsides wrote: 
We were. I mean, they were.

I once heard that what goes up must come down.

oldslabsides wrote:
You can tell because the little tabs with your phone number on the posters you put up will still be there. They use spy satellites to look up your number.

Did you try increasing the reward? They hate that.

at least one, possible two different V-22 Osprey aircraft flew over our neighborhood two nights ago.  I am utterly convinced they were looking for my banana handle.  bastids.

 Manbird wrote: 
shocking

 Manbird wrote: