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Posted: Dec 24, 2012 - 5:31pm

 oldviolin wrote:

I was damned impressed when you won the Polly Purebred look alike contest until I found out that one of the judges was your butler...

 


It's Tuesday night, aren't you supposed to be at the rec center handing out ping pong paddles to geeky teenagers?
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Posted: Dec 24, 2012 - 11:09am

 oldviolin wrote:

I was damned impressed when you won the Polly Purebred look alike contest until I found out that one of the judges was your butler...

 
Did you take your doodoo vitamins today because I think you forgot. 
oldviolin

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Posted: Dec 24, 2012 - 10:36am

 RASPUTIN wrote:

Sporkman actually, but why bring Schlabby into it?

 
I was damned impressed when you won the Polly Purebred look alike contest until I found out that one of the judges was your butler...
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Posted: Dec 24, 2012 - 10:26am

 oldslabsides wrote:

Still fanning your fart flames and dodging the fire marshall, I see.

 
You know, ever since you won "The Reek Of The Week" grand prize of 43 dollars and change and spent it all on the guys down at the Bum Rush Tavern, I have a new appreciation for that cute little red bump on your face you call a chin...

Merry Christmas! 
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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 - 7:37pm

 RASPUTIN wrote:

Sporkman actually, but why bring Schlabby into it?

Raspy, forget Schlabby.  But always remember  — You CAN get help.


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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 - 9:22am

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SPOON!



 


Sporkman actually, but why bring Schlabby into it?
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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 - 7:54am

 oldviolin wrote:

Look, I know you're reputed to be a tough horn and a super-hero and all, but I seriously doubt the criminal element is losing much sleep having nightmares about "Fork Man." Sorry to be the bearer of sad tidings...

  SPOON!


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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 - 7:13am

 Manbird wrote:

You're belligerent cloaca has that "black velvet" swagger, if you know what I mean. 

 
Hey! Heard you were the new lead singer for the band Comfortably Bum. Bet you skidded right into that gig...


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Posted: Oct 19, 2012 - 5:54pm

 Manbird wrote:

I saw a lock of hair from bog man's wee bone baby and I oned it then you twoed it then I threed it then you foured it then I fived it then you sixed it then I sevened it. 


 
Look, I know you're reputed to be a tough horn and a super-hero and all, but I seriously doubt the criminal element is losing much sleep having nightmares about "Fork Man." Sorry to be the bearer of sad tidings...
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Posted: Oct 18, 2012 - 8:10pm

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You fallopian nicotine gob stopper!
 
Ease up Colonel Clunk. That's a different barber shop all together...
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Posted: Oct 18, 2012 - 8:03pm

 oldslabsides wrote:
You puscilanimous pustule!
 
Wow, that hurts...Type A or what...


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Posted: Oct 18, 2012 - 7:58pm

 RASPUTIN wrote:

You know Sponge Gums, Aerosol Cheese And Sociables Make A Fine Meal is a really stupid tramp stamp tattoo.  Fortunately your whale tail jock strap hides most of the infection from the rusty guitar string your cousin used to do the ink.

 
It's true; every time I sing the Yankee Doodle song to myself, and come to that part where he sticks a feather in his cap and calls it macaroni, I think of you. Thanks for all you do, big man...{#Cry}
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Posted: Oct 17, 2012 - 6:03pm

 Manbird wrote:

The fact-checkers corrected your bolus level: 78.5 in the weeping arena but only 61 in the lodous tank knob. Get it right, Romnoid!

 
You know Sponge Gums, Aerosol Cheese And Sociables Make A Fine Meal is a really stupid tramp stamp tattoo.  Fortunately your whale tail jock strap hides most of the infection from the rusty guitar string your cousin used to do the ink.
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Posted: Oct 17, 2012 - 2:41pm

    Thongs!

 
Manbird

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Posted: Oct 17, 2012 - 2:39pm

 oldviolin wrote:

I had to snicker out loud that day in gym class when Stinky McPherson beat you up and took your hunch money...

 
The fact-checkers corrected your bolus level: 78.5 in the weeping arena but only 61 in the lodous tank knob. Get it right, Romnoid!


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Posted: Oct 17, 2012 - 2:30pm

 Manbird wrote:

Suck it up, Little Debbie, your little boyfriend will be back before you can knit your dolly a new dress. Calm down and dry those tears now. 

 
I had to snicker out loud that day in gym class when Stinky McPherson beat you up and took your hunch money...
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Posted: Jan 1, 2012 - 3:28pm

 ScottN wrote:
 oldslabsides wrote:
Still fanning your fart flames and dodging the fire marshall, I see.
Remember that there is more to New Years Day leftover hors.d'ouevres than what spilled on your couch (enough there to need a plate).  Don't forget your carrots for regularity. Headache gone yet, or hair of the dog remedy again?



 


So, did you finally reason out an answer to why your toe nails grow faster than weeds and you can climb palm trees no handed?
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Posted: Jan 1, 2012 - 2:53pm

 oldslabsides wrote:
Still fanning your fart flames and dodging the fire marshall, I see.
Remember that there is more to New Years Day leftover hors.d'ouevres than what spilled on your couch (enough there to need a plate).  Don't forget your carrots for regularity. Headache gone yet, or hair of the dog remedy again?


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Posted: Dec 31, 2011 - 8:00am

 Manbird wrote:

Suck it up, Little Debbie, your little boyfriend will be before you can knit your dolly a new dress. Calm down and dry those tears now. 
 
Still fanning your fart flames and dodging the fire marshall, I see.
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Posted: Dec 31, 2011 - 7:53am

 ScottN wrote:
 samiyam wrote:

Considering that you're too lazy to pay the heating bill, it's the only way he can get a warm shower...
I'd have more consideration for such a canard if it wasn't coming from a man who thinks 88F is a good standard room temperature.  Sweaters, what a concept!

 
Just put Grampa on the cart and send him to the "death board" for re-education why don't you.

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