BlueHeronDruid wrote: 
Wait! What? What's a thumb?

 Manbird wrote: 

SOLD American!

 hobiejoe wrote: 
I helped skin the bastard! (and all I got was this lousy T-shirt) 

 oldviolin wrote: 
For a tasty dinner dish, try Uncle Rob's Reconciled Rice!

"Uncle Rob - He's what's for dinner!" 

 Manbird wrote: 
Well that's your problem right there. Most men use that thing that's three times shorter than their left thumb to think.

 oldviolin wrote: 
Same as he did for Bob S.

 Manbird wrote: 
...what then to do about Uncle Rob;  he of the counter-counter—- culture-culture

 oldviolin wrote: 
shut up I'm trying to think of stuff in my mind with my head

 Manbird wrote: 

You're dreaming of the days of yore, aren't you my reconciled friend?

 cookinlover wrote: 
Itchy mandible. 

 Manbird wrote: 

 Manbird wrote: 
That's the thumb they were talking about in the article, Mary.

 hippiechick wrote: 
My right thumb is 6 inches long and my left thumb got cut off in a wood lathe. 

 Manbird wrote: 
Ha! From now on, I will be looking at thumbs too.

 It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. Femur is hard as concrete. The woman's heart beats faster than the man. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to hold our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.

 BillnDollarBaby wrote: 
Fixed yer wagon.  Amen.

 BillnDollarBaby wrote: 
Thank you

 fidget wrote: 

Fixed yer typo.  Ahem.

 fidget wrote: 
so that's cookie's middle name.

The ancient Greek word tragomaskalos means 'with armpits smelling like a he-goat'.