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rmgman
Location: North of the Pinelands in NJ Gender:
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Dear Beloved,
I am Mrs Joan Pitchell, the wife of Mr Harold J. Pitchell.I need you to
help me handle a charity project of £9,000,000.00 GBP from my late
husband wealth. contact me for further details.
Thank you
Mrs Joan Pitchell
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Manbird
Location: La Villa Toscana Gender:
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GeneP59
Location: On the edge of tomorrow looking back at yesterday. Gender:
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Apr 13, 2010 - 9:56pm |
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Oh your going to love this one.Hello Sir/Ma, . My name is farhad Fai from I newly established a art gallery here in Mumbai India, I saw some beautiful artworks which am interested to buy on the internet and I contacted them on phone but the sellers who are based in the United States and United Kingdom said the artworks are available for sale for people living in their country only that they can't post their artworks to India, the only option that I was given is if I have someone in the their country to help me collect them from the sellers, with that, they will sell them for me. . That’s what made me start searching for someone that can be helping me receive the artworks from the art seller by USPS postal service at home and I will be the one to arrange for DHL pick up, to come pick them up from your home to my place in India. . I will be the one to contact the sellers and negotiate the price with them by my self and my associate company will be the one to arrange payment for them in United State, because Western Union are not allowed to send money outside the my country, so after the payment is been made to the sellers I will then give your address to them as my shipping address. My own is to give you the tracking number for the gallery coming to you. Once you inform me you receive the gallery, I will then arrange for DHL pick up. . The payment is $350 per week please help my business grow this work does not disturb your normal daily activities and if you already have a job you can still carry this work along because you don't have to be there all time anybody can help you collect the artworks at home even when you are not around and at the same time anybody can help you give them back to the DHL when they come for pick up the only thing you have to do by yourself is to make sure you are updating me accordingly. . Awaiting your response.
Regard farhad Fai
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rmgman
Location: North of the Pinelands in NJ Gender:
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Apr 11, 2010 - 6:56am |
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I am Barr: Robinson Evans, the newly appointed director general incharge of approving & releasing all owed yet unpaidUn-released foreign payments and also the special adviser to the United-Nation fighting against the un-neccesary delays of beneficiaries yet unclaimed payment including yours which was recently discovered this week that has not yet been paid to you by the present BRITISH GOVERNMENT after series of investigation conducted. You are advised to read the attached letter in full. Take out time to print and read the letter in full, so that you will understand what to do and how to go about the release of your payment. Respectfully Yours in-service, Barrister.Robinson Evans
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phineas
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Apr 7, 2010 - 1:15pm |
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Manbird wrote: Let me kiss you again, and your fright will pass away.
The freakiest part of the above is 'again'...
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JrzyTmata
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Apr 7, 2010 - 11:43am |
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phineas wrote:I'm a little pissed off that BillG seems to have given my email address to Manbird...
From: Rabold Teravainen To: Pistole Suttin Subject: Ore beautiful when the full moon rose in the heavens like |
I think he has a crush on you
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Manbird
Location: La Villa Toscana Gender:
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Apr 7, 2010 - 11:43am |
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phineas wrote:I'm a little pissed off that BillG seems to have given my email address to Manbird...
From: Rabold Teravainen To: Pistole Suttin Subject: Ore beautiful when the full moon rose in the heavens like | Asure! <_Presses the photo to her breast and kisses it._> _Mon cher!_ Come; we will dance. <_Dances around the table_.> Tra-la-la, Tra-la-la. <_Sits down at the right_.> Alexander; my Alexander; dear Alexander! Yes, you are really an angel. Why are you so handsome? You have black eyes and I also have black. Then arched eyebrows just like me. <_Touches her eyebrows_.> A pretty little mustache, which I lack. Which of us is more beautiful, I or you? You are handsomest; no, I am handsomest <_springing up_>. We will see at once. <_Looks at herself in the mirror and then at the photograph. Enter Alexander at the middle door_. NATO <_without noticing Alexander_>. No, you are the more beautiful! <_Kisses the photograph_. <_Alexander approaches softly and kisses Nato_. NATO <_frightened_>. Oh! ALEXANDER. No, you are the more beautiful, Natalie, dear. _Ma chere Nathalie!_ NATO. _O mon cher Alexandre!_ How you frightened me! ALEXANDER <_putting his arm around her_>. Let me kiss you again, and your fright will pass away. <_Kisses her_.> Give me a kiss just once! NATO <_kissing him_>. There, you have one. ALEXANDER. Well, I ought to allow you to kiss me. Am I not worth more than that piece of paper? <_Takes her by the hand; they sit down on sofa at the right_. NATO. They have come to congratulate us. ALEXANDER. Yes, your grandmother, your aunts, and your cousins. Nato, shall you give evening parties like this? NATO <_smiling_>. Ha! ha! ha! No such _soirees_ as this, my dear Alexander. Two evenings every month we will give little dances, either on Tuesd Let me kiss you again, and your fright will pass away.
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phineas
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Apr 7, 2010 - 10:43am |
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I'm a little pissed off that BillG seems to have given my email address to Manbird...
From: Rabold Teravainen To: Pistole Suttin Subject: Ore beautiful when the full moon rose in the heavens like | Asure! <_Presses the photo to her breast and kisses it._> _Mon cher!_ Come; we will dance. <_Dances around the table_.> Tra-la-la, Tra-la-la. <_Sits down at the right_.> Alexander; my Alexander; dear Alexander! Yes, you are really an angel. Why are you so handsome? You have black eyes and I also have black. Then arched eyebrows just like me. <_Touches her eyebrows_.> A pretty little mustache, which I lack. Which of us is more beautiful, I or you? You are handsomest; no, I am handsomest <_springing up_>. We will see at once. <_Looks at herself in the mirror and then at the photograph. Enter Alexander at the middle door_. NATO <_without noticing Alexander_>. No, you are the more beautiful! <_Kisses the photograph_. <_Alexander approaches softly and kisses Nato_. NATO <_frightened_>. Oh! ALEXANDER. No, you are the more beautiful, Natalie, dear. _Ma chere Nathalie!_ NATO. _O mon cher Alexandre!_ How you frightened me! ALEXANDER <_putting his arm around her_>. Let me kiss you again, and your fright will pass away. <_Kisses her_.> Give me a kiss just once! NATO <_kissing him_>. There, you have one. ALEXANDER. Well, I ought to allow you to kiss me. Am I not worth more than that piece of paper? <_Takes her by the hand; they sit down on sofa at the right_. NATO. They have come to congratulate us. ALEXANDER. Yes, your grandmother, your aunts, and your cousins. Nato, shall you give evening parties like this? NATO <_smiling_>. Ha! ha! ha! No such _soirees_ as this, my dear Alexander. Two evenings every month we will give little dances, either on Tuesd
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Coaxial
Location: Comfortably numb in So Texas Gender:
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Apr 6, 2010 - 1:38pm |
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ndg wrote:He recibido este e-mail en mi trabajo. ——- Mensaje original —— De: edith robert Para: los destinatarios no divulgada: Enviado el: Domingo, 04 de abril 2010 6:33 PM Asunto: URGENTE MAIL EDITH
EDITH URGENTE EL CORREO la atención de: Presidente / CEO. Amados, Mis mejores deseos para usted. Mi nombre es Edith Robert, yo soy el único niño en el pasado el Sr. Robert veces OkiLAN. Por favor, quiero buscar en su mano una relación sincera buena colaboración entre el sector. .
Tengo algo de dinero heredado de mi difunto padre ($ 8,500,000 USD donde quiero invertir en su país, en cualquier negocio rentable que puede ser dirigida por usted y estoy en busca de ayuda a la inversión, que para actuar como mi tutor Partner / Inversiones. Este dinero se encuentra actualmente en una cuenta en casa, mi padre me aconsejó que debería buscar una confianza externa que me pueda ayudar a la transferencia de este fondo por lo tanto ahora estoy en la necesidad de un socio extranjero, cuya identidad se puede utilizar para transferir dinero en secreto en la cuenta sin previo aviso a nadie. La razón de escribir es para solicitar su ayuda, yo quiero utilizar como una mano capaz de transferir este fondo a una cuenta que será siempre para usted. Mi padre depositó una caja con varios kilos de polvo de oro una empresa de seguridad, quiero que también me ayudará a conseguir el oro en polvo liberado de la empresa de seguridad y ayudo a la venta. Por favor si usted puede sinceramente y confidencialmente me ayudan a mover este fondo a su país y que me ayude a invertir en ellos, la amabilidad de contestar mi correo electrónico con sus datos Full contact como sigue: 1 —— SU NOMBRE COMPLETO 2 —— NOMBRE EMPRESA NÚMERO DE TELÉFONO DIRECTO 3 ..... 4 ..... DIRECCIÓN Tan pronto como recibamos la información anterior, envíe los detalles a usted. Estoy esperando su respuesta urgente. Saludos ROBERT EDITH respuesta. My greeting:
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ndg
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Apr 6, 2010 - 1:35pm |
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He recibido este e-mail en mi trabajo. ——- Mensaje original —— De: edith robert Para: los destinatarios no divulgada: Enviado el: Domingo, 04 de abril 2010 6:33 PM Asunto: URGENTE MAIL EDITH
EDITH URGENTE EL CORREO la atención de: Presidente / CEO. Amados, Mis mejores deseos para usted. Mi nombre es Edith Robert, yo soy el único niño en el pasado el Sr. Robert veces OkiLAN. Por favor, quiero buscar en su mano una relación sincera buena colaboración entre el sector. .
Tengo algo de dinero heredado de mi difunto padre ($ 8,500,000 USD donde quiero invertir en su país, en cualquier negocio rentable que puede ser dirigida por usted y estoy en busca de ayuda a la inversión, que para actuar como mi tutor Partner / Inversiones. Este dinero se encuentra actualmente en una cuenta en casa, mi padre me aconsejó que debería buscar una confianza externa que me pueda ayudar a la transferencia de este fondo por lo tanto ahora estoy en la necesidad de un socio extranjero, cuya identidad se puede utilizar para transferir dinero en secreto en la cuenta sin previo aviso a nadie. La razón de escribir es para solicitar su ayuda, yo quiero utilizar como una mano capaz de transferir este fondo a una cuenta que será siempre para usted. Mi padre depositó una caja con varios kilos de polvo de oro una empresa de seguridad, quiero que también me ayudará a conseguir el oro en polvo liberado de la empresa de seguridad y ayudo a la venta. Por favor si usted puede sinceramente y confidencialmente me ayudan a mover este fondo a su país y que me ayude a invertir en ellos, la amabilidad de contestar mi correo electrónico con sus datos Full contact como sigue: 1 —— SU NOMBRE COMPLETO 2 —— NOMBRE EMPRESA NÚMERO DE TELÉFONO DIRECTO 3 ..... 4 ..... DIRECCIÓN Tan pronto como recibamos la información anterior, envíe los detalles a usted. Estoy esperando su respuesta urgente. Saludos ROBERT EDITH respuesta. My greeting:
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Manbird
Location: La Villa Toscana Gender:
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Apr 6, 2010 - 10:19am |
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Not really funny - but it's a new one:
An import export company seeks remote employees. Our company specializes in marketing and selling of the various products on the Internet and our goal is to connect sellers and buyers for various products online thus assuring the best possible outcome for the both parties involved. Being foreign company makes it harder to manage sales transactions with US customers, thus we are looking for support of regional customer service representative. The main duties include receiving and making payments on client's behalf, managing the preparation and distribution for expected transactions and ensuring accuracy and promptness of payments and reports. Number of expected transactions per week: from 2-3 (at the beginning of work) to 5-7 (after the first probation month). Benefits: 1. Base salary(after a month evaluation period), commissions + monthly bonuses 2. All banking and cellphone expenses covered 3. Earnings in addition to your current job 4. No need to sell anything or look for customers Requirements: 1. Mobile and stationary phone 2. Access to e-mail via Internet or mobile phone 3. Minimum age: 25 4. Bank account If you are interested in this job offer, please send the your free form application to: Alba@union-eur.netI'll answer you as soon as possible.
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JustineFromWyomi...
Location: Teetering on the edge of Avenue D Gender:
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Apr 3, 2010 - 9:53am |
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rmgman wrote:Found this one in my SPAM box today: FROM:MR.JONES WHITE Joneswhite@gmail.com IMF-WORLD BANK FINANCIAL MONITORING UNIT External Review Committee on Debt Statistics And fund audit Balance Debt AFRICAN PAYMENT CENTER. We will issue you an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw your money from any ATM machine cash point in any part of the world, but the maximum is $20,000 .00 per day, so if you like to receive your fund this way please do let us know by reconfirming the following information to us. Yours sincerely, Mikel Johnson(Director) Monetary and Financial Systems Department International Monetary Fund So, when you get that overburdened ATM card, can I borrow it for a month? Okthnxbai...
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rmgman
Location: North of the Pinelands in NJ Gender:
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Apr 3, 2010 - 8:08am |
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Found this one in my SPAM box today: FROM:MR.JONES WHITE Joneswhite@gmail.com IMF-WORLD BANK FINANCIAL MONITORING UNIT External Review Committee on Debt Statistics And fund audit Balance Debt AFRICAN PAYMENT CENTER. Attn:Beneficiary Dear sir,
We write to inform you that due to the outcry of a lot of beneficiaries whose payment have been delayed due to one reason or the other as a result of an embargo placed over their fund have been lifted and you have been approved to receive your fund as soon as possible.
The Coperate World Financial Body Have Received all The Overdue Outstanding Payments Owning Following firms, Contractors, Inheritance Next Of Kin And Lottery Beneficiaries that Was Originated From Africa, Asia, Europe and America.We also discovered that most of the payments emanated from Africa and we decided to inuagurate the African/Euro payment center and to be held in Africa at the moment.This is for us to be able to search the real facts that lead to the stoppage of beneficiary's funds. We are glad to inform you that your unpaid Fund Have Been Located be paid through the paying bank which this organization will recommend.
This Invitation is for Global Economic Prospects 2009: Managing the Next Wave of Globalization as any Individuals And Companies that received this mail is Entitle to received the total Sum Of $15m.But if your payment is more than this, please do not hesitate to let us know for proper record. This development was as result of new payment policy resolution of 2009 carried out by the World Financial Body in collaboration with World Bank Audit unit and United Nations Policy maker unit under world bank new year payment resolution constitution. We have discovered reasons why you are yet to receive your payment, It is because of irregularities and complications discovered on your payment file by our technical experts in respect to your payment requirements which we have just been duly rectified.In the course of our investigation,we found out that some beneficiary's funds have been diverted into another account.As we opened your file,we saw an application for the change of an account and a letter of instruction have been passed with a court sworn affidavit for immediate transfer of your fund into a lebanese account.This new account brought a big confussion to this bank and we use this opportunity to ask if you are aware of the change of the account, or should we transfer the funds immediately into the lebanese account provided? We will issue you an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw your money from any ATM machine cash point in any part of the world, but the maximum is $20,000 .00 per day, so if you like to receive your fund this way please do let us know by reconfirming the following information to us. 1) Your Full Name/ Your Current Postal Address 2) Age/Occupation3) Your Phone/ Fax Number4) Total Amount Expecting 5) Photocopy Of Your Passport. While,we were able to get this was that the fund was transfered to a suspence account of the bank since it have overstayed and no proper claim was made to remit the fund to the beneficiaries account.Again,the rules and regulations of the banks here states that for such funds to be wired out from the bank to the beneficiares account,the beneficiary have to activate the suspence account where the fund have been moved to, as to become active again and for it to be able to carry such funds out to its destination. Yours sincerely,
Mikel Johnson(Director) Monetary and Financial Systems Department International Monetary Fund
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cookinlover
Location: Auckland, New Zealand (former Boston native and Atlanta transplant) Gender:
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Today's e-mail... My Dear, I crave your indulgence at this mail coming from somebody you have not known before. I decided to do this after praying over the situation. You should please consider the transaction on its content and not the fact that you have not known me before. I need not dwell on how I came by your contact information because there are many such possibilities these days. My name is Mrs. Shareefa Hashim Houngbo, of Republic of Benin , widow to Late Mr. Hashim Houngbo (for Consular of the Benin embassy in Madrid,Spain. I have been recently diagnosed of Cancer of the pelvis. I am writing from my sick bed. There is this USD$17.2M (Seventeen Million Two Hundred Thousand American Dollars) my husband has in an account with the Financial Bank,Benin of which I am the next of kin. With my health condition and because my husband and I have no children, I am looking for a credible person to whom I will pass the right of next of kin. This person will apply to the bank and request for the transfer of the fund to his/her bank account. This is on the condition that you will take 25% of the fund for yourself, 5% used for expenses, while you will use the remaining 70% for the less privilege people in the society. This is in fulfilment of the last request of my husband that a substantial part of the fund be used to carter for the less privileged. I cannot do this my self any more. I once asked members of my family to close one of my late husband bank accounts and donate the money which I have there to the less privilege people in the society; they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. If this condition is acceptable to you, you should contact me immediately with your full names and contact information so that I will ask our family lawyer to prepare the authorization that will give you the right of next of kin to the account in the bank. I will also give you a text of the application you are to send to the bank. I cannot predict what will be my fate by the time the fund will be transferred into your account, but you should please ensure that the fund is used as I have described above. I will prefer that you reach me via this email address: shareefa_h@sify.com I look forward to your response. Best regards to you and your family, Mrs. Shareefa Hashim Houngbo.
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ScottFromWyoming
Location: Powell Gender:
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Mar 24, 2010 - 5:58pm |
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New user registration at our church website: New user registration on your blog St. John's: Username: Abarisafava E-mail: sexygirly@fillmyfeeling.com
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cookinlover
Location: Auckland, New Zealand (former Boston native and Atlanta transplant) Gender:
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Mar 22, 2010 - 6:07pm |
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jagdriver wrote: You can even wear them to Walmart!
For real?
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jagdriver
Location: Now in Lobster Land Gender:
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Mar 22, 2010 - 4:35pm |
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Antigone wrote: This is the scam that happened to me, on Facebook. They hacked my account and sent messages to friends saying the exact same thing! I realized, after sorting it out, that the messages were all sent to friends NOT in my immediate area. In other words, people LESS likely to know that I was NOT indeed overseas, "unexpectedly."
Crap! That wasn't you? And here I went and sent....
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ndg
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Mar 22, 2010 - 4:23pm |
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Damnit!! ¡Que sinvergüenzas!
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rosedraws
Location: close to the edge Gender:
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Mar 22, 2010 - 4:22pm |
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Antigone wrote: This is the scam that happened to me, on Facebook. They hacked my account and sent messages to friends saying the exact same thing! I realized, after sorting it out, that the messages were all sent to friends NOT in my immediate area. In other words, people LESS likely to know that I was NOT indeed overseas, "unexpectedly."
Oh! That's right it was YOU that just had this happen recently!
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Antigone
Location: A house, in a Virginian Valley Gender:
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Mar 22, 2010 - 4:08pm |
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rosedraws wrote:Scary spam. I've heard of this scam before. I get this email from a friend of mine: "Sorry I didn't inform you about my travel to the UK for a program, I'm presently in Liverpool and am having some difficulties here because i misplaced my wallet on my way to the hotel where my money and other valuable things were kept.
Presently my passport and my things are been held down by the hotel management pending when i make payment.
I will like you to assist me with a loan of 2,325pounds to sort-out my hotel bills and get myself back home. I will appreciate whatever you can assist with. I will refund the money once I get back home. Please let me know if you can be of any help ?
Thanks"And it's signed with her full name, address, and website. This is the scam that happened to me, on Facebook. They hacked my account and sent messages to friends saying the exact same thing! I realized, after sorting it out, that the messages were all sent to friends NOT in my immediate area. In other words, people LESS likely to know that I was NOT indeed overseas, "unexpectedly."
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