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Posted: Nov 6, 2023 - 10:06am
I just heard it through the grapevine that VV has a new job at the USPS for the Christmas rush season using his tongue for licking the string tape for sealing packages. Edit: the job title is Free Intern

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Posted: Nov 6, 2023 - 9:38am
You know.... for someone who is not very athletic... haresfur sure does have a big collection of sports bras.

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Posted: Nov 3, 2023 - 8:44am

A 12 year old SFW kicked at the ground and wiped away dirty tears as he shouted at his tormenters saying: "I'm not a NOBODY!!! I'm a SOMEBODY and I'm smart, not dumb and I'll show you all! I'm going to move away and become a multi-millionaire businessman and never have to see you again!!!!

...and with that, SFW's mom turned to his dad and said: "He's all talk... he'll be home in time for dinner".

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Posted: Nov 2, 2023 - 10:55am
GeneP59 is still waiting for his mountain of cash on account of him helping out an internet Nigerian Prince with his frozen assets.

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Location: On the edge of tomorrow looking back at yesterday.
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Posted: Nov 2, 2023 - 10:36am
I hear that Lily34 originated the saying, â donât make me put a cap in your azzâ. Thatâs a bottle cap.

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Posted: Nov 2, 2023 - 10:32am
VV grew up with a poster of Kenny Rogers over his bed, itâs still there.

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Posted: Nov 2, 2023 - 9:22am
geoff_morphini has the dubious distinction as having been the only infant ever birthed rectally.

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Location: GTFO
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Posted: Nov 2, 2023 - 6:17am
geoff_morphini wrote: Lily34 likes to surprise older men by randomly sitting on their laps and saying âMy name is Ivanka, are you my daddy?â

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Posted: Nov 1, 2023 - 3:13pm
Lily34 likes to surprise older men by randomly sitting on their laps and saying âMy name is Ivanka, are you my daddy?â

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Posted: Nov 1, 2023 - 5:22am
VV wrote: When filling out applications and completing the Sex question... Kurtster always answers "Yes".

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Posted: Nov 1, 2023 - 5:19am
No one has ever seen geoff_morphini's left nipple... and lived to tell about it.

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Posted: Nov 1, 2023 - 5:17am
When filling out applications and completing the Sex question... Kurtster always answers "Yes".

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Location: where fear is not a virtue
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Posted: Oct 31, 2023 - 11:03pm
VV has been job hunting lately. It's not going well it seems. The last three interviews ended abruptly after the where do you see yourself in five years question and he counts to five with his fingers.

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Posted: Oct 31, 2023 - 9:03pm
VVâs parents use to tie him to their Hurdy Gurdy with a tin cup so he could collect tobacco spit used to polish shoes at his 2nd job.

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Posted: Oct 31, 2023 - 9:00pm
We donât really want to know where GeoMorph keeps his birds nest. There may be kids who can read this.

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Posted: Oct 31, 2023 - 2:51pm
GeneP59 has a hummingbird nest in his left nostril. Donât make him laugh, he might sneeze.

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Posted: Oct 31, 2023 - 2:49pm
Santa used to come down the chimney just to smack VV in his sleep, in August.

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Posted: Oct 31, 2023 - 1:38pm
GeneP59's dad earned a meager living selling frozen cocktail umbrellas to local bars.

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Posted: Oct 31, 2023 - 1:35pm
lily34 has finally ditched her training bra. She's ready for the real thing!

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Posted: Oct 31, 2023 - 1:32pm
kurtster desperately wants to become Steve Bannon's pen pal.

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