GeneP59 wrote:


What's wrong with that? He's a righteous dude.

It’s like winter always says: “Manboobs are better than no boobs”.

 JrzyTmata wrote:
No it was me. My literary masterpiece but it was a take-off on a different story that I believe SFW posted. He had posted some weird story about encountering some questionable people in the woods. I just reimagined it with a group of bloodthirsty mimes. 
 
God that was ages ago… 

 GeneP59 wrote:


Mimes in The Woods.
no wait! that was SFW

Islander's secondary income stream is taking bets on which Little Leaguers will cry at the next game.

Steely_D's latest hobby is arranging Stones classics for his jug band of monitor lizards.

Red_Dragon once sold his Celica for some magic beans because the guy told him they were "eco-friendly-adjacent-ish".

 Veev has sworn eternal hostility towards the perpetrators of injustice, those who profit from human misery, and ABBA.

It's not a weekend at GeneP59's house until someone agrees to jello-wrestle one of the alpacas.

RedDragon was once spotted giving Alfred E Newman a high fiver.

OldV was once spotted dumpster diving at Hugh Hefner Playboy Mansion in search of the elusive perfectly fitting panties. 

VV’s claim to fame is ….?

When cops broke down Winters door while on a searching for the neighborhood perv, he yelled at them, “Hey, I’m masticating here!”  

winter is pissed that Jellyroll became famous. That has been his nickname since high school and nothing special ever happened to him.

We've all lost count of the times Veev has been kicked out of a pottery class for trying to re-enact the volleyball scene from "Top Gun".

winter has an alibi always ready for when the cops show up at his door asking his whereabouts during the times a masked nude man roams the neighborhood playing air-guitar to Bon Jovi tunes.

buddy likes to tell people he once sang backup for Crosby, Stills and Nash. but the police report and accompanying restraining order tell a different tale.

all the major AI's have banned Red_Dragon.  he keeps submitting bottomless photos of himself so they can help him understand how to put pants on.

People have compared Veev's speaking voice to the sound of rocks, glass, and baby ducks in a blender.

oldv has kept a diary since high school memorializing every split-stream urination he has experienced.