Radio Paradise

Posted: Jun 30, 2020 - 1:08pm
For five dollars SFW will call your relatives and pretend to be a park ranger letting them know you have been listed as "missing" in order to provide the perfect alibi for bagging their lame holiday barbecue.

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Posted: Jun 30, 2020 - 1:00pm
kurtster makes protein shakes composed of powdered yogurt and the tears of separated immigrant children.

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Posted: Jun 30, 2020 - 7:17am
haresfur wanted to learn how to play bass guitar but thought four strings was just too many... so he removed one. Problem solved!

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Location: The Golden Triangle
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 29, 2020 - 8:21pm
cc_rider wrote: VV wrote: "Get outta my face JACKHOLE!" ...is the greeting you are likely to get if you don't practice social distancing around Jrzy. Never did have anything to do with Covid 19, however.

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Location: Bastrop
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 29, 2020 - 2:45pm
VV wrote: "Get outta my face JACKHOLE!" ...is the greeting you are likely to get if you don't practice social distancing around Jrzy. Never did have anything to do with Covid 19, however.

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Posted: Jun 29, 2020 - 2:18pm
"Get outta my face JACKHOLE!" ...is the greeting you are likely to get if you don't practice social distancing around Jrzy.

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Posted: Jun 29, 2020 - 2:10pm
Score! Ever since kurtster became it's president, "The Flat Earth Society" has seen a doubling of membership.

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Posted: Jun 29, 2020 - 4:59am
geoff_morphini was asked to come up with a cool band name for his buddy's band and the best he could come up with was: Umm

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Location: drifting
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 29, 2020 - 4:57am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: VV wrote: oldviolin carves a notch into his wooden leg after every sexual conquest... ...he's up to two. Wow that's two random Bill Veeck references in two days! And Proclivities said it couldn't ever happen. Midgets at the plate will be next ...

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Posted: Jun 29, 2020 - 4:56am
islander pretends to go on archaeological digs in his cat's litter box.

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Posted: Jun 29, 2020 - 4:54am
In a bold reversal of current sentiment, oldv has man-scaped his chest-hair into a likeness of General Lee.

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Posted: Jun 29, 2020 - 4:51am
SFW spends hours cutting out letters from magazines and pasting them into "practice" ransom notes.

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Posted: Jun 29, 2020 - 4:49am
buddy lives alone in a basement surrounded by back issues of Mad magazine and his ant-farm.

buddy

Location: Rocky Mountains
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 27, 2020 - 2:53pm
At first manbird refused to wear a coronavirus facemask, but lately he's come to believe it draws attention away from his big Dutch forehead.

buddy

Location: Rocky Mountains
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 27, 2020 - 2:44pm
SFW can't keep himself from giggling like a middle-schooler everytime he hears "Grand Tetons".

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Location: esse quam videri
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 27, 2020 - 9:37am
buddy wrote: Just when he thought things couldn't get much worse, OV has been beset with a relentless earworm of "Yummy Yummy Yummy I Got Love In My Tummy".

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Location: Rocky Mountains
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 26, 2020 - 10:43am
Just when he thought things couldn't get much worse, OV has been beset with a relentless earworm of "Yummy Yummy Yummy I Got Love In My Tummy".

buddy

Location: Rocky Mountains
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 26, 2020 - 10:22am
You have to admire how Veev doesn't give a rat's ass what you think about him. But be careful what you say, or he will give you the pickled remains of one of his deceased gerbils.

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Posted: Jun 26, 2020 - 9:52am
buddy's last three dogs died by suicide.

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Location: Powell
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 24, 2020 - 11:40am
VV wrote: oldviolin carves a notch into his wooden leg after every sexual conquest... ...he's up to two. Wow that's two random Bill Veeck references in two days! And Proclivities said it couldn't ever happen.

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