buddy always walks away from his alien abduction occurrences disappointed. 
 
He never feels that he gets probed deeply enough.

Greta Thunberg once caught manbird screwing with her trash at the curb. Mixing the regular trash with the recyclables or dropping a deuce in the recycling can. Heck it could have been anything, who the f*ck knows?

islander is going to buy all the ugly little kids at his orphanage chocolate covered 24 carat solid gold limpet mines for xmas. Not this xmas. the one that's in about 7 years.

Manbird handed me a dollar, yelled "POWERBALL", then punched me in the groin. 

I'm going to sue him for 1.2 billion dollars.

When local police run out of leads on an important investigation, they often turn to geoff_morphini and his trusty dog Barkington to help them crack the case.

It's Monday and you know what that means!...
 
SFW's co-workers playfully ambush him in the men's room to administer the weekly atomic wedgie.
 
Team-building at it's finest. 

 maryte wrote:

George Jones sings SFW, don't forget that. Very important.

Seems like pert near every day OV got him a stinkin old turtle in his poke. Hey OV! Wachoo gone do with that turtle? Lay a egg on it?

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:

I thought it was "and sing songs ABOUT George Jones..."

 VV wrote:

...and sing George Jones songs, don't forget that. Very important.

All the bullies at SFW’s school always appreciated his willingness to drop into the fetal position at a moment’s notice.

Word to the wise.  

If  manbird ever corners you at a cocktail party and insists that you look at his “gunt”… don’t fall for it.
 
It’s a trick.

Ja! Das Federal Judge appointed a Special Master to examine VV's gravy train before he schwipes it - in case he "accidentally" loses some top secret classified braunschmear.  Eye's only, mein G-Man!

Nothing's more entertaining on a nice Fall evening than watching OV & manbird trying to figure out what the hell either of them are trying to say. Fruitless, yet relaxing.

 oldviolin wrote:

I think he  meant global,  or bloggy. One of those.

 Manbird wrote: 
did you mean globby? Because if you did...

 Manbird wrote: 
never underestimate the power of a prognosticatin' quid...

if someone runs up to you and spits on your arm, you can tell it's OV because of all the weird junk in the spit like mohican protozoans and Ameba the crime boss and that green stuff that come out of a snails butt and slim jims and stuff.  Plus the screaming.

buddy = gobby

You can tell a lot about a guy when you discover that true Superhero who shaped their character, moral compass, and overall philosophy of life.  For VV that's "Squiggy" from Laverne & Shirley. I had my money on Lurch, but yeah, Squiggy fits.