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Posted: May 29, 2025 - 8:46am
When cops broke down Winters door while on a searching for the neighborhood perv, he yelled at them, âHey, Iâm masticating here!â

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Posted: May 29, 2025 - 4:54am
winter is pissed that Jellyroll became famous. That has been his nickname since high school and nothing special ever happened to him.

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Posted: May 28, 2025 - 2:26pm
We've all lost count of the times Veev has been kicked out of a pottery class for trying to re-enact the volleyball scene from "Top Gun".

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Posted: May 28, 2025 - 2:17pm
winter has an alibi always ready for when the cops show up at his door asking his whereabouts during the times a masked nude man roams the neighborhood playing air-guitar to Bon Jovi tunes.

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Posted: May 27, 2025 - 5:27am
buddy likes to tell people he once sang backup for Crosby, Stills and Nash. but the police report and accompanying restraining order tell a different tale.

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Posted: May 27, 2025 - 5:26am
all the major AI's have banned Red_Dragon. he keeps submitting bottomless photos of himself so they can help him understand how to put pants on.

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Posted: May 27, 2025 - 5:24am
People have compared Veev's speaking voice to the sound of rocks, glass, and baby ducks in a blender.

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Posted: May 27, 2025 - 3:05am
oldv has kept a diary since high school memorializing every split-stream urination he has experienced.

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Posted: May 26, 2025 - 5:31pm
winter wrote: Oldviolin appears as if by magic when anyone in pain whispers his name on the wind. He then proceeds to demand a fresh key lime pie, which mostly makes things worse. Frontier Psychiatry

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Posted: May 26, 2025 - 5:02pm
Oldviolin appears as if by magic when anyone in pain whispers his name on the wind. He then proceeds to demand a fresh key lime pie, which mostly makes things worse.

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Posted: May 25, 2025 - 12:58pm
Speaking of telemetrics, I hear manbird made a claim to have invented a modern Antikythera mechanism that predicts his bowel movements. He is planning a new podcast. Just let that sink in for a minute.

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Posted: May 25, 2025 - 12:48pm
If you happen to be in Anytown USA walking down a busy sidewalk and winter appears from an alley offering to sell you a watch or a fuel gage or a pocket protector with integral telemetry display, just keep looking straight ahead and run...

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Posted: May 11, 2025 - 8:41pm
islander ÂÂÂÂ's ÂÂr bÂÂ and ÂÂÂgÂÂrs nÂwlÂ.

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Posted: May 11, 2025 - 7:57pm
winterâs grand plan to become a high paid âman-whoreâ hit a bump when most women found him completely un-f*ckable.

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Posted: May 10, 2025 - 12:33pm
Red_Dragon's career as a suave international super spy was tragically cut short when he tried to seduce the baccarat table instead of the sexy blonde. Twice.

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Posted: May 10, 2025 - 12:32pm
Veev is that guy who can always be conned into buying dehydrated trading cards.

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Posted: May 10, 2025 - 12:31pm
Maryte doesn't like to talk about this, but she has three patents for an "ice cube melter powered by human-generated methane".

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Posted: May 9, 2025 - 8:24am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: He thinks everything would turn out alright if only "Turn the knob slowly" were the Oklahoma state motto.

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Posted: May 9, 2025 - 8:13am
winter wrote: Red_Dragon would sell three of his toes for the chance to explain water hammer to Gerald Ford. He thinks everything would turn out alright if only "Turn the knob slowly" were the Oklahoma state motto.

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Posted: May 9, 2025 - 4:32am
winter wrote: Veev thinks wine comes from squirrels, squirrels come from the Sargasso Sea, the Sargasso Sea comes from the Crab Nebula, and babies come from between Jimmy Carter's teeth. Do not.

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