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Posted: Mar 5, 2025 - 4:00pm
In case anyone is curious - which is an event that could only be generously described as "wildly, insanely, mind-meltingly implausible" - Veev learned to tie his shoes by making up his own nursery rhyme involving Raggedy Ann, a cup of lemonade, three ferrets, and an old man from Nantucket.

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Posted: Mar 5, 2025 - 7:34am
winter wrote: What can I say about GeneP59 that hasn't already been said by his spouse, his doctor, his lawyer, his priest, his drinking buddies, his plumber, his parents, and sixty-three out of five dentists? He says he's "allergic to soap", but the reality is that he and the dirt are one organism now. Iâm ahead of the curve. Itâs called all organic camouflage, moss is optional.

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Posted: Mar 4, 2025 - 8:03am
I tried to imagine a world in which miamiszun did not derive intense pleasure from pinching blocks of cheese at the grocery store. I wound up seeing in nine dimensions, identifying thirteen shades of blurple, and smelling C major.

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Posted: Mar 4, 2025 - 8:01am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: winter wrote: SFW likes to remind people that he had Iggy Pop over for dinner one time. Look, man, we all know that was actually Icky Poop, a children's musician famous for his "what if the White Stripes but with kazoo, tambourine, and a helium tank" shtick. IT'S NOT A "SCHTICK," IT'S A LIFESTYLE

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Posted: Mar 4, 2025 - 8:00am
there's a sign on Oldviolin's door: "In case of emergency, break ass." the printer checked with him three times to make sure that's what he wanted.

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Posted: Mar 4, 2025 - 7:59am
I know Islander wants us to call it "Alaskan oregano", but I'm still not eating dried moss flakes from a decaying moose corpse.

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Posted: Mar 4, 2025 - 7:58am
What can I say about GeneP59 that hasn't already been said by his spouse, his doctor, his lawyer, his priest, his drinking buddies, his plumber, his parents, and sixty-three out of five dentists? He says he's "allergic to soap", but the reality is that he and the dirt are one organism now.

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Posted: Mar 4, 2025 - 7:56am
The last time Veev saw his shadow, we got six more weeks of mismatched pot lids.

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Posted: Mar 4, 2025 - 6:53am
VeeVee is can be seen every morning rain or shine, naked, bent over grabbing his ankles on top of the eastern most hill in town where he proclaims, âWelcome to the crack of dawn!â

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Posted: Mar 4, 2025 - 6:48am
Yup, winter is now spray painted black from head to toe, so when falling completely naked and drunk in the snow can be found by the neighborhood rescue chihuahuas.

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Posted: Mar 4, 2025 - 6:43am
I heard that OldV still gets confused between his medical marijuana and oregano jars. He puts marijuana on his pizza and smokes the oregano. Thatâs one weird smelling kitchen.

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Posted: Mar 4, 2025 - 5:03am
Winter's Mom was the spit-for-distance champion at the county fair for 10 consecutive years until her 4 front teeth were knocked out in a bar fight.

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Posted: Mar 3, 2025 - 9:22pm
winter wrote: Islander's greatest shame is that he often confuses peppermint with basil. For some reason, this comes up more often than you'd think in his "erotic cross-stitch" hobby. Guess who just got themselves put ON the Christmas list.

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Posted: Mar 3, 2025 - 9:17pm
winter wrote: SFW likes to remind people that he had Iggy Pop over for dinner one time. Look, man, we all know that was actually Icky Poop, a children's musician famous for his "what if the White Stripes but with kazoo, tambourine, and a helium tank" shtick. kaboom

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Posted: Mar 3, 2025 - 9:16pm
ScottFromWyoming wrote: IT'S NOT A "SCHTICK," IT'S A LIFESTYLE lol

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Posted: Mar 3, 2025 - 9:05pm
winter wrote: SFW likes to remind people that he had Iggy Pop over for dinner one time. Look, man, we all know that was actually Icky Poop, a children's musician famous for his "what if the White Stripes but with kazoo, tambourine, and a helium tank" shtick. IT'S NOT A "SCHTICK," IT'S A LIFESTYLE

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Posted: Mar 3, 2025 - 9:00pm
SFW likes to remind people that he had Iggy Pop over for dinner one time. Look, man, we all know that was actually Icky Poop, a children's musician famous for his "what if the White Stripes but with kazoo, tambourine, and a helium tank" shtick.

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Posted: Mar 3, 2025 - 8:57pm
If GeneP59 were a shade of red, he'd still be dull enough to make sloths take stimulants.

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Posted: Mar 3, 2025 - 8:56pm
Islander's greatest shame is that he often confuses peppermint with basil. For some reason, this comes up more often than you'd think in his "erotic cross-stitch" hobby.

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Posted: Mar 3, 2025 - 8:53pm
Buddy swears every oath on a well-worn VHS copy of "Jade", which he insists is "the most sacred text of my people".

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