Unbeknownst to the rest of us, islander has quietly moved up the ranks of the United States Space Force to become an Astral Colonel.
  
To celebrate he's buying us all drinks at the bar this weekend!
  
Set your phasers to "phun"! 

SFW claims to be a shape-shifter.
 
Lucky for us that the only shape he chooses to shift into is "round and doughy".

When manbird was in H.S. the guys used to tease him about his third nipple…
 
  â€¦that is until he showed everyone his fourth and fifth nipple…
  
…then everyone thought he was cool.

Some people call oldv the “Horse Whisperer”.
 
However; the more accurate term would be: “Horse Molesterer”.

 Manbird wrote:
Yeah, and I’m lookin’ for wine too, b*tch!

VV and his moobs. 

 VV wrote:

And I’m damn proud of that too. Ask any of my buddies. I hold the record for sound, duration and stench all in one blast in their car on the way home from a hockey game. 

Ah I remember the good ole days when we used to cover geoff_morphini in bacon fat and release him into the Zoo's bear cage.
 
...good times.

GeneP59 will fart on command... and even when not commanded.

As a young wienerschnitzel, VV was forced to disappear from the kitchen then spontaneously reappear in the bathroom all evening by a cruel uncle. 
Which is why he spontaneously appears in this forum once in a while. He a cruel student of the dark arts. 

manbird is deeply depressed these days as he's seen his extensive Russian oligarch trading card collection take a massive hit in value.
 
Case in point: A first edition, NM condition Sergei Sergeevich Ivanov is now only worth 300 rubles. 
 
seriously?

 oldviolin wrote:

Ahhh, you like that early morning tingling sensation.

 VV wrote: 
It's not Botox, you goof. It's the habenero puree I rub on them before I walk to school...

 VV wrote:

Okay. They're pretty worn out anyway.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
All right then... but the least you could do is get rid of your Irina Sharipova pin-up poster collection.

 VV wrote:

It's not a collection—it's just a massive Russian nesting doll. It's my safe space.

In a sign of solidarity with Ukraine, SFW threw out his massive Russian nesting doll collection.

Ever since oldv discovered Botox…
 
…his scrotum looks a lot more youthful and he has a new “pep” in his step.

The last echoes of Veev's rebellious youth are his Canadian penny collection and a faded Little River Band tramp stamp.

GeneP59 has joined a rouge clown troupe called the "Handsy Clowns".
 
Don't call them for your next children's party.