Radio Paradise

Posted: Jun 24, 2020 - 10:45am
Veev would have you believe that urn on his fireplace mantle is his dear grandmother's ashes, but it's actually his collection of toe nail clippings going back to 1992.

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Posted: Jun 24, 2020 - 9:26am
I don’t care how many Brazilian waxes SFW gets... ...no one wants to see him in his banana-hammock!!!

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Posted: Jun 23, 2020 - 11:00am
oldviolin carves a notch into his wooden leg after every sexual conquest... ...he's up to two.

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Location: esse quam videri
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 23, 2020 - 6:56am
Last time I heard from manbird he was standing on a dumpster down at the Ralph's Wake And Bake Fritter Shack holding up a tin can and yelling out "NIBLETS!" ever so excitedly...

buddy

Location: Rocky Mountains
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 22, 2020 - 8:11pm
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, quacks like a duck, and poops like a duck, then it probably is a manbird.

buddy

Location: Rocky Mountains
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 22, 2020 - 8:01pm
Red_Dragon has admitted he is powerless over Gummy Bears and that his life has become unmanageable.

buddy

Location: Rocky Mountains
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 22, 2020 - 7:54pm
Remember back when haresfur would ride around town on his chopped banana seat bike in the middle of the night streaking 7/11âs? Yeah, good times.

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Posted: Jun 22, 2020 - 1:35pm
oldviolin has given nicknames for each of his age spots.

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Location: esse quam videri
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 22, 2020 - 11:58am
say the word 'buddy' five times and a Candyman appears with a case of Nerds...

buddy

Location: Rocky Mountains
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 22, 2020 - 10:31am
islander's wife sent him out to get Miracle Whip and he came back with a BDSM movie featuring 3 stern nuns, an unorthodox rabbi, and a submissive pope.

buddy

Location: Rocky Mountains
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 22, 2020 - 10:25am
SFW is really tired of being told he should be washing his hands several times a day, concluding that if a bi-weekly shower is good for the rest of his body, it ought to be good enough for his hands.

buddy

Location: Rocky Mountains
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 22, 2020 - 10:22am
OV can't actually play the violin, but he's got being old down pat.

buddy

Location: Rocky Mountains
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 22, 2020 - 10:20am
Veev's been crowing all week about how "the world is finally catching up to me", touting how people have been social distancing from him for years.

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Location: Seattle
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 22, 2020 - 10:15am
VV wrote: haresfur practices blinking out Morse code messages in anticipation of a future abduction/ransom video scenario. .... .- -.-.—

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Location: esse quam videri
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 22, 2020 - 9:29am
Ha! Veev... Bride of Chucky. Take your pick...

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Posted: Jun 22, 2020 - 9:02am
islander once rode out a severe winter snowstorm buy eating dried fruits, beef jerky and fistfuls of kibble.

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Posted: Jun 22, 2020 - 9:00am
aflanigan can count on his one hand the number of days he hasn't awoken coated in cold sweat and dried vomit.

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Posted: Jun 22, 2020 - 6:34am
For a mere $8.00 kurtser will come to your house and clean your hamster/guinea pig enclosure... ...for $4.00 he will just knock it over.

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Posted: Jun 22, 2020 - 6:28am
haresfur practices blinking out Morse code messages in anticipation of a future abduction/ransom video scenario.

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Posted: Jun 22, 2020 - 6:05am
SFW buys all of his clothes at the Big & Tall & Ugly store.

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