Veev has sworn eternal hostility towards the perpetrators of injustice, those who profit from human misery, and ABBA.

It's not a weekend at GeneP59's house until someone agrees to jello-wrestle one of the alpacas.

RedDragon was once spotted giving Alfred E Newman a high fiver.

OldV was once spotted dumpster diving at Hugh Hefner Playboy Mansion in search of the elusive perfectly fitting panties. 

VV’s claim to fame is ….?

When cops broke down Winters door while on a searching for the neighborhood perv, he yelled at them, “Hey, I’m masticating here!”  

winter is pissed that Jellyroll became famous. That has been his nickname since high school and nothing special ever happened to him.

We've all lost count of the times Veev has been kicked out of a pottery class for trying to re-enact the volleyball scene from "Top Gun".

winter has an alibi always ready for when the cops show up at his door asking his whereabouts during the times a masked nude man roams the neighborhood playing air-guitar to Bon Jovi tunes.

buddy likes to tell people he once sang backup for Crosby, Stills and Nash. but the police report and accompanying restraining order tell a different tale.

all the major AI's have banned Red_Dragon.  he keeps submitting bottomless photos of himself so they can help him understand how to put pants on.

People have compared Veev's speaking voice to the sound of rocks, glass, and baby ducks in a blender.

oldv has kept a diary since high school memorializing every split-stream urination he has experienced.

 winter wrote:
Frontier Psychiatry

Oldviolin appears as if by magic when anyone in pain whispers his name on the wind.

He then proceeds to demand a fresh key lime pie, which mostly makes things worse.

Speaking of telemetrics, I hear manbird made a claim to have invented a modern Antikythera mechanism that predicts his bowel movements. He is planning a new podcast.
Just let that sink in for a minute.

If you happen to be in Anytown USA walking down a busy sidewalk and winter appears from an alley offering to sell you a watch or a fuel gage or a pocket protector with integral telemetry display, just keep looking straight ahead and run... 

islander Â™Â™Â™Â™'s Â™Â™r b™™ and Â™Â™Â™g™™rs n™wl™.

winter’s grand plan to become a high paid “man-whore” hit a bump when most women found him completely un-f*ckable.

Red_Dragon's career as a suave international super spy was tragically cut short when he tried to seduce the baccarat table instead of the sexy blonde.

Twice.