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Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
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Jan 19, 2012 - 5:54pm |
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- There once was a man from Nantucket
- Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
- But his daughter, named Nan,
- Ran away with a man
- And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
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bokey
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Sep 10, 2011 - 10:24am |
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oldviolin wrote:Mr. Brown The Circus Clown Mr. Brown, the circus clown
I'm the guy who didn't marry pretty Pamela Brown Educated, well-intentioned, good girl in our town I wonder where I'd be today if she had loved me too Probably be driving kids to school (Chorus) I guess I owe it all to Pamela Brown All of my good times and all my roamin' around One of these days I might come ramblin' through your town And I guess I owe it all to Pamela Brown
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oldviolin
Location: esse quam videri Gender:
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Sep 10, 2011 - 10:21am |
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Mr. Brown The Circus Clown
Mr. Brown, the circus clown
puts his clothes on upside down.
He wears his hat upon his toes
and socks and shoes upon his nose.
He ties his ties around his thighs
and wraps his belt around his eyes.
He hangs his earrings from his hips
and stockings from his fingertips.
He puts his glasses on his feet
and shirt and coat around his seat.
And when he's dressed, at last he stands
and walks around upon his hands.
Kenn Nesbitt
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bokey
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Sep 10, 2011 - 10:18am |
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romeotuma wrote:
Dummy is an illiterate moron who alleges there are more than only one of me but the nasty moron can't be specific because I have only one name.
So you're Dotman also? I missed that. Let's chill OK?
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OlderThanDirt
Location: In Transit Gender:
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Mar 15, 2008 - 7:31pm |
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kaupmees
Location: tried to miss 'em but he didn't quite Gender:
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Mar 15, 2008 - 7:27pm |
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OlderThanDirt
Location: In Transit Gender:
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Mar 15, 2008 - 7:04pm |
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rosedraws
Location: close to the edge Gender:
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Jan 3, 2008 - 11:01am |
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Rod
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Aug 22, 2006 - 1:24pm |
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samiyam
Location: Moving North
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Aug 22, 2006 - 12:11pm |
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Rod
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Aug 22, 2006 - 12:08pm |
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honeygirl
Location: a tract of land... New England Gender:
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Aug 22, 2006 - 12:04pm |
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samiyam
Location: Moving North
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Aug 22, 2006 - 12:03pm |
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honeygirl
Location: a tract of land... New England Gender:
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Aug 22, 2006 - 11:53am |
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trekhead
Location: Set On FUN!!! Gender:
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Aug 22, 2006 - 11:40am |
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samiyam
Location: Moving North
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Aug 22, 2006 - 11:36am |
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samiyam
Location: Moving North
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Aug 22, 2006 - 11:31am |
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Pablo13
Location: In a little hut on the edge of the woods Gender:
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Aug 22, 2006 - 3:00am |
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samiyam
Location: Moving North
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Posted:
Aug 21, 2006 - 5:30pm |
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Aug 21, 2006 - 4:06pm |
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