If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business...So rude.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
Yes, actually.

 rmgman wrote: 




I like this.

 pigtail wrote: 




Yes more than likely just as at least 75% of men living in this period, King was probably patriarchal at least. But in these modern times, it is automatically implied that sisters would of course be included. However to say so would have been a misquote and like I said this is the quote thread.

 sirdroseph wrote: 
understood........just sayin' 

 pigtail wrote: 




This is a quote thread, his words not mine.

 sirdroseph wrote: 
  and sisters too 

Seems like a good time for this one:


“We must live together as brothers or perish together as fools.” ― Martin Luther King Jr.

It is not love of truth but desire to prevail that sets quarter against quarter
and makes parish desire the downfall of parish. Each seeks peace of mind
and subserviency rather than the triumph of truth and the exaltation of virtue.
-Virgina Woolf-

Hofstadter’s Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter’s Law.

Take these things wherever you go. Kindness, character, work ethic and freedom of expression for an authentic existence.  Tie your camel and relax, the rest will flow.    

 Manbird wrote: 
Just vote no for cream corn...

 Manbird wrote: 
The general idea, as far as I can tell, is the Store Name scores high if people search for that term exactly. Title is next, so try to weasel a few extra search terms in there. If what the shirt SAYS is less important than what it is, then maybe go ahead and leave the shirt text out of the title. Know what I mean? If your shirt says "Sweet Sweet Eye Jelly," and you have 35 characters to Title the shirt with, then you've used half of your character count on words no one is going to search for. "Funny Hawk Bird Hunt Wildlife Falconry T Shirt" doesn't roll off the tongue but it hits more terms that people might search for. Then, essentially do the same thing in the bullet points but get more search terms in there. Lots of philosophy on how to do it best; Amazon doesn't share any real tips and I haven't gotten it dialed in myself, so try a lot of different things.

Remember you can't talk about the quality of the shirt, speed of shipping, that it's Prime eligible, free returns, or guarantee that they'll love it. 

It's ticking.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
Good to know. I had no idea. I'll be more careful with the bullet points because I have 40 slots filled and nothing is selling. Maybe one a week. 

 Manbird wrote: 
The Amazon search algorithm doesn't look at the description, but Google does. I tend to put more important search terms in the bullet points and maybe repeat them in the description... but the description is also what people see if it's shared on Facebook, so I sort of also try to make that readable or funny or say "buy now and share" or something at the start of the description. Y'know?