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Posted: Feb 17, 2022 - 12:42pm

Techstical dimensions for informations to use when required. Note the anti-hügein mürgitoid adjacent to the central sprüd.








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Posted: May 24, 2019 - 5:08am

 Manbird wrote:
Purchase 2 Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filters before Monday the 27th and send in the boxtops with a self-mutilated envelope. Hurry! Supplies are limited to the first 100 callers! Operators are standing by. 
 

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ok maybe


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Posted: Nov 5, 2015 - 6:07am

 Manbird wrote:

ALERTS!
Active scooter situation
at the international
Knikken Knokken Headkwuarters
in Schtoppenlük, Switzenland!



All signs point South to a disturbed lunchingman who was made
ill by such an ergot of rye
and many sublingual tastings of absinthe.
A former mariner from some sad ocean perhaps.

Controllers have been made alert and a sensual calm has arisen from 
the manic. Posthumous theories have arrived. Norman is
coming closer!
Thank you our customers for your abilties!


Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filter  


 
You should really keep your obscene gestures and buttocal carbucles to yourself, hambone.
Manbird

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Posted: Nov 4, 2015 - 9:48pm


ALERTS!
Active scooter situation
at the international
Knikken Knokken Headkwuarters
in Schtoppenlük, Switzenland!



All signs point South to a disturbed lunchingman who was made
ill by such an ergot of rye
and many sublingual tastings of absinthe.
A former mariner from some sad ocean perhaps.

Controllers have been made alert and a sensual calm has arisen from 
the manic. Posthumous theories have arrived. Norman is
coming closer!
Thank you our customers for your abilties!


Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filter  



Manbird

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Posted: Jul 4, 2013 - 12:44pm

      
Some of the staff at Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen
Filter wish 
many of our customers a safe and sacred 4th of July Holiday!

Remember, don't hold
fireworks in your hand! Throw them in the
street or something before you 
blow your whole hand off, stupid!
 
                   
       
  



Manbird

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Posted: Apr 22, 2013 - 3:42pm

 Red_Dragon wrote:

you're a pellet that needs blending and pulled thru water by pulleys and then hung in strands.

 
looks like chester done ate a peach seed
Red_Dragon

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Posted: Apr 22, 2013 - 2:47pm

 Manbird wrote:

I think the problem isn't toxins, it's that his exit orifice won't allow whatever he ate to pass. It might break down and get thru eventually but it might also become cementitious and cause more issues, so if he's not normal tonight we'll have to take him in and get it taken out with forceps. Woohoo!

 
you're a pellet that needs blending and pulled thru water by pulleys and then hung in strands.
Manbird

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Posted: Apr 22, 2013 - 2:45pm

 Red_Dragon wrote:

and they smell bad, too

 
I think the problem isn't toxins, it's that his exit orifice won't allow whatever he ate to pass. It might break down and get thru eventually but it might also become cementitious and cause more issues, so if he's not normal tonight we'll have to take him in and get it taken out with forceps. Woohoo!
Manbird

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Posted: Apr 22, 2013 - 11:08am

 sirdroseph wrote:
Where the heck is the customer service number for this company?? I can't help but think they are giving me the run around!!{#Arghhh}

 
1-800-callknikkenknokkenknever
NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: Apr 22, 2013 - 11:04am

 Manbird wrote:

Maybe you installed yours backwards. You should check that... or have someone check it for you. 

 
You're just saying that. Like they all do.
sirdroseph

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Posted: Apr 22, 2013 - 11:03am

Where the heck is the customer service number for this company?? I can't help but think they are giving me the run around!!{#Arghhh}
Manbird

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Posted: Apr 22, 2013 - 11:02am

 Red_Dragon wrote:

and they smell bad, too

 
Maybe you installed yours backwards. You should check that... or have someone check it for you. 
Red_Dragon

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Posted: Apr 22, 2013 - 10:57am

 Manbird wrote:

Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filter
CAUTION: Knikken Knokken may result in mental confusion,
fever, prostration, or shock. May cause drowsiness.
Do not operate drill press in bathroom. Contents may be hot!
Not recommended for children ages 14 - 19. Choking hazard!
Batteries may leak or explode. Not for internal use. Objects
are smaller than they appear. Warning: Do not look directly
into eyes.


 
and they smell bad, too
Manbird

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Posted: Apr 22, 2013 - 10:55am

 Manbird wrote:

 Partake quickly of our full price special! Jam packed with savings for the whole family! Hurry now! Dial 1-800-knikkenknokken! 

 
Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filter
CAUTION: Knikken Knokken may result in mental confusion,
fever, prostration, or shock. May cause drowsiness.
Do not operate drill press in bathroom. Contents may be hot!
Not recommended for children ages 14 - 19. Choking hazard!
Batteries may leak or explode. Not for internal use. Objects
are smaller than they appear. Warning: Do not look directly
into eyes.



Manbird

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Posted: Oct 10, 2012 - 4:15pm

 bokey wrote:

EST or Pacific Whatever  time?Also there is no phone number.

 
 Partake quickly of our full price special! Jam packed with savings for the whole family! Hurry now! Dial 1-800-knikkenknokken! 
bokey

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Posted: Oct 10, 2012 - 3:51pm

 Manbird wrote:

New shipments of Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filter Transformers are arriving by the hour.
Hurry while supplies last! Offer ends at midnight! Operators have special license to remit advantage deals! Now! ! !
 
 
 

 
EST or Pacific Whatever  time? Also there is no phone number.
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Posted: Oct 10, 2012 - 2:39pm

 Manbird wrote:

New shipments of Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filter Transformers are arriving by the hour.
Hurry while supplies last! Offer ends at midnight! Operators have special license to remit advantage deals! Now!!!
 
 
 

 
Don't be taken in by unprincipled ad copy writers.  This is obviously a rip-off of a competitor's product, either a Denbeigh Motors grain transmmorgrifier or a stereophonic liquid pump with dual impeller drive manufactured by Acme Inc.'s Zydecore subsidiary.  In either case, you'll be hearing from our solicitors.
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