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"Happy birthday to me happy birthday to me happy birthday dear manbird happy birthday to me!!!!!!!!!!!! (and maybe one more)
Ah Ha! Well then, a toast! To a wobbly old rock stacker, bird lover, and a damn fine artist and musician! I think you are fancier than feathers on a salty neck pretzel! Much love!
Location: On the edge of tomorrow looking back at yesterday Gender:
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Sep 6, 2026 - 11:57am
oldviolin wrote:
I don't know, Genie. You had to be pretty happy not being married when you were 13 or 14 or so, because that honey-do list is rough when all you want to do is play sports and secretly watch cartoons. I mean, what's changed?
Got no honey, but I still got the idiots list. And I do talk to myself alot and always win that fight.
Iâve been unhappily not married for 67 years.
Yup, there were no takers even if I paid.
I don't know, Genie. You had to be pretty happy not being married when you were 13 or 14 or so, because that honey-do list is rough when all you want to do is play sports and secretly watch cartoons. I mean, what's changed?
Speaking of commitment, the Better Half⢠and I celebrate 39 years today. My usual joke: âThatâs right, 22 years of being happily married.â
Iâm hysterical.
Congrats! We celebrated 42 years a few months ago. But I don't have a usual joke so I'm gonna steal yours.
Location: At the dude ranch / above the sea Gender:
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Sep 6, 2026 - 6:59am
Coaxial wrote:
Congratulations to you both! My wife and I will celebrate number 45 next month...My usual joke is that it only seems like 45 minutes,,,Under water. I crack myself up, too...My wife, not so much.
Location: 544 miles west of Paradis 1821 miles east of Paradise Gender:
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Sep 6, 2026 - 6:14am
Steely_D wrote:
Speaking of commitment, the Better Half⢠and I celebrate 39 years today. My usual joke: âThatâs right, 22 years of being happily married.â
Iâm hysterical.
Congratulations to you both! My wife and I will celebrate number 45 next month...My usual joke is that it only seems like 45 minutes,,,Under water. I crack myself up, too...My wife, not so much.
Location: At the dude ranch / above the sea Gender:
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Sep 6, 2026 - 5:33am
Speaking of commitment, the Better Half⢠and I celebrate 39 years today. My usual joke: âThatâs right, 22 years of being happily married.â
Iâm hysterical.
Got no honey, but I still got the idiots list. And I do talk to myself alot and always win that fight. 
