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Nov 23, 2008 - 4:19pm
pdhski wrote:
"Shave your cat...shave your cat." my mic check
I Had a Hippopotamus
I had a hippopotamus; I kept him in a shed
And fed him upon vitamins and vegetable bread.
I made him my companion on many cheery walks,
And had his portrait done by a celebrity in chalks.
His charming eccentricities were known on every side.
The creature's popularity was wonderfully wide.
He frolicked with the Rector in a dozen friendly tussles,
Who could not but remark on his hippopotamuscles.
If he should be affected by depression or the dumps
By hippopotameasles or hippopotamumps
I never knew a particle of peace 'till it was plain
He was hippopotamasticating properly again.
I had a hippopotamus, I loved him as a friend
But beautiful relationships are bound to end.
Time takes, alas! our joys from us and robs us of our blisses.
My hippopotamus turned out to be a hippopotamissus.
My housekeeper regarded him with jaundice in her eye.
She did not want a colony of hippopotami.
She borrowed a machine gun from her soldier-nephew, Percy
And showed my hippopotamus no hippopotamercy.
My house now lacks the glamour that the charming creature gave.
The garage where I kept him is as silent as a grave.
No longer he displays among the motor-tires and spanners
His hippopotamastery of hippopotamanners.
No longer now he gambols in the orchard in the Spring;
No longer do I lead him through the village on a string;
No longer in the mornings does the neighborhood rejoice
To his hippopotamusically-modulated voice.
I had a hippopotamus, but nothing upon the earth
Is constant in its happiness or lasting in its mirth.
No life that's joyful can be strong enough to smother
My sorrow for what might have been a hippopotamother.
Location: its wet, windy and chilly....take a guess Gender:
Posted:
Nov 23, 2008 - 12:33am
Talalala wrote:
Can I get less drums in my monitor? In fact, can you just take the drums out of my monitor??
closely followed by "Too much drums in my monitor" "But there aren't any drums in your monitor" "But I can still hear the drums!!" "Your standing in front of the kit..."
Got one one of the best telecaster guys in the world(Top 10 easy) gonna play lead on one of my songs. Can't happen for a few months, but I finally got it through his thick skull to do it for me.
All I had to do was say-"I need you to do me a favor" instead of making a business offer. 10, 000+ words didn't get the message through. My overly verbose fault.
All I had to do was ask him the right way. I was talking to him like an employee, not my bro.
Followed by "I don't know that one." And by bass player saying "Just watch me."
