Look SFW I’m begging you to stop!
 
Stop calling me… stop texting me and stop emailing me!
 
I don’t care how “sweet” a ride it is… I’m not interested in an ‘85 LeBaron!!

 VV wrote:

True story I was just complaining to coworkers about our ads showing up in those "Taboola" clickbait blocks of ads and I said "there's our car right there along with those ads with awful pictures of medical problems" while pointing to my midsection.

SFW does not like to be called "fat"...
  
...he prefers the term "puffy".

I’m really getting anxious with this monkey pox popping all around. You know I’m an untrained helper monkey and I can’t afford to miss out on work cause they will replace my azz with the next lower pay level worker, VeeVeeeeeee

SFW is anxiously awaiting the moment he can post to the forum that "Yes" he now has monkeypox.

 VV wrote:

VV is just jealous because I stuck the landing when the doctor dropped me and he just bounced off the floor with his oversized head when his doctor fumbled the handoff with the transmission delivery mechanic. 

Ahhh, I remember manbird when he was just this little creepy kid in the neighborhood who all the kids avoided and spent his days ripping wings off of flies.
 
And now he's grown into a creepy old man that the neighbors avoid who spends his days ripping wings off of files.
 
The circle of life. 

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
Look, it's doughnuts and you know it!

 VV wrote:
FIFY

lol meant to say churros but I'm leaving it.

GeneP59's clown feet made for a difficult birth.

SFW has a shrine in his home dedicated to doughnuts.

Look olviolin, once-and-for-all the answer to your question "Do these pants make my ass look big?" will always be "Yes".
 
Stop asking it already. We got better things to do.

Look, I realize big boobs can sell just about anything, but when veev starts hawking astute political analysis alongside cordless pooper scoopers I've just gotta step back for a reset...

 DoctorWho wrote:
Hello Aqualung. Been to any good parks lately?

What's with the shabby duds?

Ok so manbird has to try and "one-up" everyone by insisting he identifies as "tri-nary".

Oldv is neither a "show-er" or a "grower" but ohhhhhhh... what a rack!

Did you know that OldV was once a banana hammock model in the 70’s? He did it way before Borat did it in the movies.
Way ahead of his time. 

Back in the days of whine and roaches, Manbird beat up an impersonator just for scuffing up his tassel loafers. What the actual hell, Manbird?

 VV wrote:VeeV :) :wave: 

 haresfur wrote:

...or spell it.