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onlylynne

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Posted: Aug 13, 2008 - 9:31am

ScottFromWyoming wrote:
It's impossible to summarize this story well, but if I said it's about a North Cackalacky woman who moved to Wyoming and was crowned Miss Wyoming (World) then kidnapped a Mormon missionary in London, skipped bail, changed her name, and was last seen in Korea picking up the product of the world's first commercial dog cloning, a clone of her pit bull, Booger, well would that be enough?






Cloned?
Wow! They look just alike!
'cept for the blue eye shadow.

geoff_morphini

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Posted: Aug 13, 2008 - 7:27am

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
It's impossible to summarize this story well, but if I said it's about a North Cackalacky woman who moved to Wyoming and was crowned Miss Wyoming (World) then kidnapped a Mormon missionary in London, skipped bail, changed her name, and was last seen in Korea picking up the product of the world's first commercial dog cloning, a clone of her pit bull, Booger, well would that be enough?
 
Does it seem like she might be applying a little too much love to the little pup?  Somebody call the SPCA ferchrissakes!
ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Aug 13, 2008 - 7:27am

Zep wrote:
So it's either the Bible, or I screw your brains out.


WWZD

Zep

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Posted: Aug 13, 2008 - 7:21am

ScottFromWyoming wrote:
It's impossible to summarize this story well, but if I said it's about a North Cackalacky woman who moved to Wyoming and was crowned Miss Wyoming (World) then kidnapped a Mormon missionary in London, skipped bail, changed her name, and was last seen in Korea picking up the product of the world's first commercial dog cloning, a clone of her pit bull, Booger, well would that be enough?


This part is too rich to let go by:

McKinney tracked him down to Surrey, England. With the help of an accomplice, she held him up with a toy pistol, used chloroform on him and drove him 200 miles to a honeymoon cottage in southeast England, chained him to a bed using mink-lined handcuffs, and for two days read him the Bible while trying to persuade him to marry her.

That didn't work, so she and her accomplice tied him spread-eagled on the bed and she assaulted him three times.



So it's either the Bible, or I screw your brains out.

JrzyTmata

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Posted: Aug 13, 2008 - 6:36am

buzz wrote:

theres a rumor in the neighborhood that the gnome is really her illegitimate son. remember that "vacation" she took when she was 15?


holy crap!

AugieK

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 11:28pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:
It's impossible to summarize this story well, but if I said it's about a North Cackalacky woman who moved to Wyoming and was crowned Miss Wyoming (World) then kidnapped a Mormon missionary in London, skipped bail, changed her name, and was last seen in Korea picking up the product of the world's first commercial dog cloning, a clone of her pit bull, Booger, well would that be enough?

"It's a miracle!" McKinney repeatedly shouted when she saw the cloned Boogers.
That may be my favorite line ever.

buzz

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 10:40pm

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:


You want scary, how about the gnome-lady from yesterday's news?


 
theres a rumor in the neighborhood that the gnome is really her illegitimate son. remember that "vacation" she took when she was 15?
ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 10:40pm

Leslie wrote:

Nice shot of Nancy and Ronald Reagan.



Leslie

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 10:38pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:


You want scary, how about the gnome-lady from yesterday's news?



Nice shot of Nancy and Ronald Reagan.

ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 10:36pm

zipper wrote:


Only Cackalackians are allowed to call it Cackalacky. ;)
Scary broad.


You want scary, how about the gnome-lady from yesterday's news?



oldviolin

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 10:32pm

 zipper wrote:


Only Cackalackians are allowed to call it Cackalacky.  ;)
Scary broad. 

 

Tell 'em Doll! {#Wink}
Don't mess with them if you know what's good for ya.

zipper

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 10:28pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:
It's impossible to summarize this story well, but if I said it's about a North Cackalacky woman who moved to Wyoming and was crowned Miss Wyoming (World) then kidnapped a Mormon missionary in London, skipped bail, changed her name, and was last seen in Korea picking up the product of the world's first commercial dog cloning, a clone of her pit bull, Booger, well would that be enough?


Only Cackalackians are allowed to call it Cackalacky.  ;)
Scary broad. 


Leslie

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 10:28pm

Which one's the clone?

ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 10:26pm

buzz wrote:
its not often that you see cackalacky, mormon and booger in the same paragraph.


Not where you live, maybe.

buzz

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 10:12pm

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
It's impossible to summarize this story well, but if I said it's about a North Cackalacky woman who moved to Wyoming and was crowned Miss Wyoming (World) then kidnapped a Mormon missionary in London, skipped bail, changed her name, and was last seen in Korea picking up the product of the world's first commercial dog cloning, a clone of her pit bull, Booger, well would that be enough?
 






its not often that you see cackalacky, mormon and booger in the same paragraph.


BlueHeronDruid

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 9:55pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:
It's impossible to summarize this story well, but if I said it's about a North Cackalacky woman who moved to Wyoming and was crowned Miss Wyoming (World) then kidnapped a Mormon missionary in London, skipped bail, changed her name, and was last seen in Korea picking up the product of the world's first commercial dog cloning, a clone of her pit bull, Booger, well would that be enough?





Wait. How could she overpower a 300 lbs. male? Oh, the humanity. Why can't we all just forget? (said she)


ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 9:52pm

It's impossible to summarize this story well, but if I said it's about a North Cackalacky woman who moved to Wyoming and was crowned Miss Wyoming (World) then kidnapped a Mormon missionary in London, skipped bail, changed her name, and was last seen in Korea picking up the product of the world's first commercial dog cloning, a clone of her pit bull, Booger, well would that be enough?

maryte

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Posted: Jul 29, 2008 - 8:29am

 betterdaze wrote:

Hi, HC! The long run will be great. It's just the initial easing into it that's scary. {#Eek} This whole job application thing is nuts.

I hope you're well, too. {#Hug}


 

That's always the frustrating part, but now that you've got a "test run" interview under your belt, you'll get in the groove and will have a line of employers wanting your exceptional talents! 
betterdaze

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Posted: Jul 29, 2008 - 8:12am

hippiechick wrote:


Hi Anna!!!

Hope things are going well for you!

Hug



Hi, HC! The long run will be great. It's just the initial easing into it that's scary. {#Eek} This whole job application thing is nuts.

I hope you're well, too. {#Hug}


hippiechick

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Posted: Jul 29, 2008 - 7:40am

 betterdaze wrote:


{#Daisy}


 
Hi Anna!!!

Hope things are going well for you!

Hug

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